Dr. Bill Dorfman Wants Your Famous Teeeeeeeeth
You might already know Dr. Bill Dorfman from Extreme Makeover, a recent episode of Selling LA (Yes, I watch that shit.) and as the doctor who fixed up Lindsay Lohan's meth grill, but now you know him as the sucio dentist with a serious tooth fetish.
TMZ had a talk with Dr. Dorfman outside of a restaurant in L.A. on Tuesday and asked him about all the celebrity teeth he pulls out. Dr. Dorfman says that he always asks the celebrity if they want to keep the teeth he pulls out of their mouth, but if they shake their heads no, he stores it in a special place. So if you're Ozzy Osbourne, LiLo, Eva Longoria or Anne Hathaway, Dr. Dorfman might have your teeth in his special celebrity tooth museum. Dr. Dorfman explained it like this:
"I actually save famous people's teeth when I pull them ... but I can't tell you [their identities] 'cause it's like patient confidentiality. There have been a few really famous people and I thought one day maybe I could sell this on eBay."
Dr. Dorfman later backpedaled and called into TMZ to say he didn't mean it. It's too late! Dr. Dorfman's dirty, gingivitis-ridden, cavity-filled secret is out. I don't know how Dr. Dorfman found the time to call TMZ when he's obviously spending most of his time begging Gary Busey to come into his office for a "consultation." Gary Busey's got the 9-inch dick of teeth and I'm sure he's Dr. Dorfman's dream grill. Any celebrity tooth collection is incomplete without a Gary Busey tooth.
I'm going to back out of this post before my mind starts to wonder what Dr. Dorfman does with all those teeth when the dental lights go down. And you better not type the words, "anal tooth necklace." NOOOOOOOOOO.
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Isn't that crazy? Who in the right mind would give up his/her own tooth just because Dr Bill wants it? Really, he should start doing some more useful things as a health representative. Writing some helpful articles on health just like Trey White did would be a good start.
his eye brows situation is way too prim and proper.
The master of chicklet teeth.
His son is the kid from The Ring! The one with Naomi Watts.
I'ma have a gold one by 4/19 but it'll be screwed into my implant...dental not pectoral
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I don't know what is more fucking creepy. The idea of this freak selling famous people's teeth or the freaks that would actually buy a famous person's teeth.
Shoot, I don't mind cleanings. I HATE fillings. I have pretty good teeth, but I recently had to get a very old filling resealed. Awful. I hate all that grinding and pulling. Cleanings are not a big deal at all. If anything, I like the polished look afterward!
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HAHA "sucio dentist" trying to impress the TMZ tricks! lolol Weird but could be worse, could have been an ENT specialst or a gyno... ugh!
"And you better not type the words, 'anal tooth necklace.' NOOOOOOOOOO." - MK, why do you put these images in my mind!!??? hoa hoa hoa ;p
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CREEP! hope he has his license revoked.
'cause it's like patient confidentiality
like totally to the max, yeah.
Looks like Dr. Bill has been inhaling too much nitrous oxide.
Selling teeth on ebay? What What an asshat.
He's the Dexter of Teefs!
Ghoul.
But he's got a lot of famous DNA in his Dexter box!
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 4:00pm=====
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Migraine, that sux. Poor kid. But on the bright side she a Shilo Pitt have the same smile.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:59pm.
M.E. -- does your nail stamping kit have a Hello Kitty design? I want that design
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:55pm.
"Well specimens removed like that are medical waste that has to be disposed of properly (yes people can take home the gall stones or kidney stone and sometimes placenta). I'd assume you'd get called before the medical board like a grand jury and they could see if it's egregious enough to take your license. The medical board "jury" has to in Texas be 1/2 doctors and 1/2 lay people like waitresses or plumbers or whatever. In Texas you get summoned to Austin."
So what, to the best of your knowledge, would be egregious enough to get you struck off? This kind of reminds me of the rules on how much faecal matter abbatoirs are allowed per gram of meat - I'd prefer to think there'd be a zero tolerance policy on that sort of carry on, although that might not be practical.
BigBendy
It is a permanent tooth, dammit. So the poor baby has to have it filled and built up until she has grown enough to have a drown placed on it. She's only 6 so that's going to be a long way off.
M.E. -- does your nail stamping kit have a Hello Kitty design? I want that design.
<"Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:46pm.">
Well specimens removed like that are medical waste that has to be disposed of properly (yes people can take home the gall stones or kidney stone and sometimes placenta). I'd assume you'd get called before the medical board like a grand jury and they could see if it's egregious enough to take your license. The medical board "jury" has to in Texas be 1/2 doctors and 1/2 lay people like waitresses or plumbers or whatever. In Texas you get summoned to Austin.
this dentist makes me feel better about a past crime of mine... all i did was lift Bob Seger's mail out of his mailbox... selling people's teeth is going a bit far!
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
TexnDoc – let’s say you removed Kirstie Ally’s gall stones *vomit* and sold them on ebay… what would the medical community do to you??
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:38pm.
"One of my friends from adolecents never brushed
her teeth for some weird reason. It always looked like she had a thick coating of yellow plaque on her teeth. By the time we were in highschool, the front of her mouth was so rotted and brown it looked like shed been smashed in the face with a baseball bat, just a big as rotted out hole right in the middle of her mouth, it was hard to look at..."
How would you get away with that, especially as an adolescent? She must have been tor-freaking-mented by bullies.
Her mom didnt give a fuck. Outside of putting a section 8 roof over her head and ramen noodles for dinner, her mom didnt do too much when it came to her...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:38pm.
One of my friends from adolecents never brushed her teeth for some weird reason. It always looked like she had a thick coating of yellow plaque on her teeth. By the time we were in highschool, the front of her mouth was so rotted and brown it looked like shed been smashed in the face with a baseball bat, just a big as rotted out hole right in the middle of her mouth, it was hard to look at...
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OMG...that is so sad. There must've been some severe mental illness going on there, to let things get to that point. I had a friend who never went to the dentist, because of a phobia...this worked OK for a few years, b/c she brushed and flossed every day, but then one day years later went to a sedation dentist who ended up having to do major root canal work that cost thousands of dollars.
So now I just grin and bear my twice-yearly cleanings, they're a necessary evil!
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Pretty much, she got pregs at 12 had a baby at 13, she had 4 kids all by different daddies last time i took count, a proud graduate of kaplan college....just a whole lot goin on there. We went to different schools after grade school so im unsure of the teasing but she dropped out at 16 so if there was, it didnt go on too long
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
BB...ikr. I'm literally letting my nails grow back in. The last set of tips nearly destroyed them especially the ring & middle finger on my left hand.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
guest - I bought this nail stamping kit at Walgreens. It's fun! All different designs to play with.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:33pm.
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guest, I have found that the only kind that stays on for me is the shellac that my manicurist puts on. However, that really ruins my nails and I have to take a break foe a while.
One of my friends from adolecents never brushed her teeth for some weird reason. It always looked like she had a thick coating of yellow plaque on her teeth. By the time we were in highschool, the front of her mouth was so rotted and brown it looked like shed been smashed in the face with a baseball bat, just a big as rotted out hole right in the middle of her mouth, it was hard to look at...
Anyway, i appreciate people who are passionate about their work, id go to him...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Elmo...no she had to have a root canal & some other dentist came to Dr. Dorfman's office to do it. & she made banana pudding & Nick's mom & her fiance came over for lunch...then @some point I think they went to LV to buy a dog carrier for Daisy. *reports self* lol
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Elmo wait...maybe @ the beginning she did say that!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I have no idea who he is or what the hell he is talking about, but he has purdy eyes. Me likey.
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I'm no dentist but I'd bet saying you sell celebrity teeth or even keep them is against their policy and a State dental board can take your license. He sounds like a fame whore who hundreds of colleagues would love to see go down.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:23pm.
"A dentist who is calling TMZ is a dentist who hundreds of other dentists in LA are going to report to the board for ethical reasons. Which is why he immediately called back to clarify his original publicity hungry story."
This is what I don't get: why say anything at all?
I understand that the board might want to have a word. What about criminal or civil charges? If this is true, then what could - and would - the authorities do to him?
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He probably was just being an ass, running his mouth and not thinking of the possible consequences. I could see breach of patient privacy and informed consent at least being an issue (i.e., did he ask his patients before keeping their teeth in a basement somewhere?). Well now he'll probably lose his license, and go to the Michael Kamrava Home for Bad Doctors.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:29pm.
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M.E. Sounds cool. I have on the classic I'm Not Really A Waitress. My back up when all else fails.
ME it's an American Apparel ad...it's flashing neons, metallics & glitter.
& ur toes sound very pretty. I haz mine in black right now.
Big Bendy that's the thing about doing them yourself...the incessant chipping. Grrr.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Someone tell him that wasn't a tooth he pulled out of LiLo's mouth...it was a crack rock. He needs to get rid if before he gets busted for drugs!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:23pm.
"A dentist who is calling TMZ is a dentist who hundreds of other dentists in LA are going to report to the board for ethical reasons. Which is why he immediately called back to clarify his original publicity hungry story."
This is what I don't get: why say anything at all?
I understand that the board might want to have a word. What about criminal or civil charges? If this is true, then what could - and would - the authorities do to him?
Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 2:58pm.
He was on an epi of Newlyweds.
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Was that the one where Jess announced that she never brushed her teeth, that she only wiped them off? I don't know why, but there's something untrustworthy about a man with perfect white teeth.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
I do not see any metallic nail polish.
Right now my toes are a sea, opalish green with white zebra stripes.
He must have worn a haz mat outfit to work on Blohan's teef. Could you imagine the stench coming out of her filthy mouth?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:21pm
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Do you watch Selling New York ? I kind of like it too.
(facepalm)
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A dentist who is calling TMZ is a dentist who hundreds of other dentists in LA are going to report to the board for ethical reasons. Which is why he immediately called back to clarify his original publicity hungry story.
Anyway I saw "Dorf" and thought Yay! Tim Conway!
Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:15pm.
Loving the metallic nail color on the sidebar. >>>>>>
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Guest, I know it's cool,right. I wonder if its very long lasting? I'm tired of looking at that damn pig......it's making me hungry for pork chops. Haha
I watch selling LA too, MK ♥♥♥♥
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Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:17pm.
His paying a second mortgage to house Anne Hathaway's tooth.
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loolollolllllllll
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Does he have a windowless van with a tear-stained pillow? Creepy.
His paying a second mortgage to house Anne Hathaway's tooth.
Loving the metallic nail color on the sidebar. >>>>>>
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Miguelina I have never heard of these shows! What are they! Maybe they play them in the gay ghetto or something, I am too busy watching Football and hot lesbo porn, sorry!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 3:10pm.
GANGSTA YO!!! sounds like Lil G uhg
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