Dr. Bill Dorfman Wants Your Famous Teeeeeeeeth

You might already know Dr. Bill Dorfman from Extreme Makeover, a recent episode of Selling LA (Yes, I watch that shit.) and as the doctor who fixed up Lindsay Lohan’s meth grill, but now you know him as the sucio dentist with a serious tooth fetish.

TMZ had a talk with Dr. Dorfman outside of a restaurant in L.A. on Tuesday and asked him about all the celebrity teeth he pulls out. Dr. Dorfman says that he always asks the celebrity if they want to keep the teeth he pulls out of their mouth, but if they shake their heads no, he stores it in a special place. So if you’re Ozzy Osbourne, LiLo, Eva Longoria or Anne Hathaway, Dr. Dorfman might have your teeth in his special celebrity tooth museum. Dr. Dorfman explained it like this:

“I actually save famous people’s teeth when I pull them … but I can’t tell you [their identities] ’cause it’s like patient confidentiality. There have been a few really famous people and I thought one day maybe I could sell this on eBay.”

Dr. Dorfman later backpedaled and called into TMZ to say he didn’t mean it. It’s too late! Dr. Dorfman’s dirty, gingivitis-ridden, cavity-filled secret is out. I don’t know how Dr. Dorfman found the time to call TMZ when he’s obviously spending most of his time begging Gary Busey to come into his office for a “consultation.” Gary Busey’s got the 9-inch dick of teeth and I’m sure he’s Dr. Dorfman’s dream grill. Any celebrity tooth collection is incomplete without a Gary Busey tooth.

I’m going to back out of this post before my mind starts to wonder what Dr. Dorfman does with all those teeth when the dental lights go down. And you better not type the words, “anal tooth necklace.” NOOOOOOOOOO.