Afternoon Crumbs
Selena Gomez and The Lesbeaver have a totally not staged moment in Griffith Park and I'm sure somewhere nearby a yorkie just got snatched out of its backyard by a mountain lion. Where are your priorities, mountain lions?! - Popsugar
Either Prince Hot Ginge is buying me a plastic flower bouquet since he knows I'm allergic to the real thing (no, I'm not) or that's the strangest front for a weed shop I've ever seen - Lainey Gossip
But more importantly, what was in that pill bottle next to Madge's cake? MDMA or fetus teeth? - Towleroad
BREAKING: This is actually the most clothes I've seen on Cindy Lou Who in a good minute - Hollywood Tuna
In case you needed more of Lara Flynn Boyle's melting face - The Superficial
Um, can you buy tweezers and a brow waxing kit with an EBT card? - Celebitchy
Emily Blunt in Elle UK - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Katrina Bowden in FHM - Popoholic
Charlize Theron in Vogue UK - ICYDK
Halle Berry in the hair of my elementary school friend Armando - Just Jared
The Pepsi Girl's brother is not going to be in Quentin Tarantino's next movie - The Daily What Gossip
2015 is the year Jessica Simpson will eventually give birth to her first child and it's also the year that the second Avatar movie will come out - Videogum
I do appreciate that Claire Danes is wearing a dress made out of one of Ricky's blazers - Moe Jackson
Wilder Valderrama's mesh hoodie thing tells me that International Male is still in business - Celebslam
In possibly related news, Cirque Lodge has announced that it will be closed for the next 4 weeks for fumigation - Hollywood Rag
The Jennifer Aniston wing of the Photoshop Hall of Fame Museum - Cityrag
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Charlize is simply in a different class when it comes to her beauty, this chick won the genetic power-ball lottery five times in a row!
*looks down notices table's on an angle*
Scott in NYC -- Charlize is perfection. You're right.
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 6:10pm.
"I really, really feel for Lara Flynn Boyle. I can only imagine my chronic health issues are declining, starting to feel good enough to wanna go out and get some errands done, visit with folks, come home with my groceries and wine only to see all over the internet everyone mocking and laughing at my "ugliness" and how I "used to be so pretty.""
I wasn't aware that she had chronic health issues. Are they actually related to what her face looks like?
It's not nice, but the fact is that it *does* look really ugly, and she *did* use to be realy pretty. You'd be on stronger ground if you pointed out that if she hadn't had the surgery, she'd be excoriated for "letting herself go".
Anybody else think Emily Blunt kinda looks like she could be Chris Kattan's sister? Especially on the front cover shot
http://www.nndb.com/people/903/000025828/kattan1.jpg
Is it just me or Charlize Theron perfect? (minus the tattoo, thanks).
Yup, Anistion must realize that she has hit the jackpot when it comes to self promotion. What is she really on all of these mag covers for? Not to diss sitcoms, I like a lot of 'em, but hers has been done with for like forever. And she wasn't even that great on it.
Sorry, peeps, DP.
Charlize looks gorgeous on that Vogue UK cover. Why can't they put her on the US cover? Oh, I forget, they can't put anyone that pretty on the cover; have to make room for someone like Chiniston.
Charlize looks gorgeous on that Vogue UK cover. Why can't they put her on the US cover? Oh, I forget, they can't put anyone that pretty on the cover; have to make room for someone like Chiniston.
The only story people should give a shit about is the link to the Katrina Bowden photos from FHM. She's woefully underrated, and owns the sweetest bum I've ever seen. Emily Blunt and Charlize Theron links come close behind.
weren't Lara Flynn Boyle and her lips just at another liquor store yesterday?!?
the narcissism of Aniston is astounding!!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
RandeSleepover -- you mean Bieber, can he drive? Yeah, the little fucker can drive. Fucker already has a shitload of expensive cars. I can't stand that little bastard.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 6:16pm.
LOL. Don't do it! Can he drive yet?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Gingah on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 6:12pm.
Just out of curiosity...I wonder if there is a weight difference between The Lesbeaver and Selena? I'm guessing she's got him by 10 pounds.
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well, they have to be in the same weight class... wrestling, pillow fighting, slumber parties, and shopping for jeans dictate so, right?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
RandeSleepover -- a friend told me about that twink buying himself a mansion. I was having the shittiest day and then I heard that. I seriously wanted to take the gas pipe after that; I know what you mean, hon.
Gingah -- oh, there's definitely a weight difference. My bf is a lanky guy and I always worry that we have the same problem; we're like a modern day Roger Sterling/Joan Harris couple -- he's thin & I'm really curvy.
I really, really feel for Lara Flynn Boyle. I can only imagine my chronic health issues are declining, starting to feel good enough to wanna go out and get some errands done, visit with folks, come home with my groceries and wine only to see all over the internet everyone mocking and laughing at my "ugliness" and how I "used to be so pretty."
I know I am being a fun killer, but we all know this isn't very nice and it's cruel.
I am all for making fun and was raised to make fun of myself...but not when someone is sick like this.
since when is misguided, voluntary lip surgery considered a chronic health issue?!? bitch asked for it when she had rhe hockey pucks installed
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
OMG. Lara Flynn Boyle not only has a sad/messed up face, she also has one of the saddest non-asses I've ever seen.
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Douchechill!
Just out of curiosity...I wonder if there is a weight difference between The Lesbeaver and Selena? I'm guessing she's got him by 10 pounds.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:56pm.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP TO THE STORE!!!... BUY ME A LIGHTER WHILE YOU'RE THERE!!... what?... i do really need one!
OT: i ssoooo hate Wilder Valderrama... yep, that's all i can say about him.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Just out of curiosity...I wonder if there is a weight difference between The Lesbeaver and Selena? I'm guessing maybe 10-15 pounds. Anyone?
Submitted by ESE on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:55pm.
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THEN I CAN YELL ALL I WANT! AND I'M YELLING MY WAY OUT TO THE STORE. BYE!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:51pm.
ESE, are you hungover?????
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NNEEVVEERR!!... one: can't get hungover if one continues to imbibe... two: i'm Irish, dahlin'... my heritage cancels out the weaknesses of mere mortals!... heehee!
OT: give me a minute, i swear(fingers crossed) i'll think of something!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
The Lesbeaver is MK's funniest moniker. Eveytime I see 'The Lesbeaver' I giggle like a lil' girl.
ESE, are you hungover?????
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 5:43pm.
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS WEAR THAT STUPID FUCKING HAT?
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ssshhh!... *pats Dog's head*...*feeds Milkbone*... you're getting worked up... you're speaking at a level nine, when i need you to speak in a level three type of voice... inside voice, Doggy!... don't lose yourself in the fashion choices of the flavor of the month lesbeaver!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Madonna in Black and White and those weird gloves and her hair and indoor sunglasses and walking into a room of adoring younger people. I expect the lights to dim and a spotlight on her and the music to swell "It's as if we never said Good-Byyyyeeeee". How Glenn Close as Norma Desmond.
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS WEAR THAT STUPID FUCKING HAT?
Hey babyfag! You're in L.A., not Alaska. And you're a white middle class Canadian, not a homey from Compton! FUCK!
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I want to see Beaver poor his milk for the homie.
I can't wait for the day she realizes what a posing douche he is.
Yeah, he bought that place in Calabasas. I don't know about the inside but the outside is tacky.
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Have you ever seen Leave it to Bieber's trailer trash excuse for a blood and money sucking father? The pubic lice doesn't fall far from the testicle.
I like their tacky-ass snacks and the totally non-posed pic. I heard he just bought a $6m place in Calabasas. *shoots self*
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Please: It's "rahnday."