Afternoon Crumbs

April 5, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Selena Gomez and The Lesbeaver have a totally not staged moment in Griffith Park and I’m sure somewhere nearby a yorkie just got snatched out of its backyard by a mountain lion. Where are your priorities, mountain lions?! – Popsugar

Either Prince Hot Ginge is buying me a plastic flower bouquet since he knows I’m allergic to the real thing (no, I’m not) or that’s the strangest front for a weed shop I’ve ever seen – Lainey Gossip

But more importantly, what was in that pill bottle next to Madge’s cake? MDMA or fetus teeth? – Towleroad

BREAKING: This is actually the most clothes I’ve seen on Cindy Lou Who in a good minute – Hollywood Tuna

In case you needed more of Lara Flynn Boyle’s melting face – The Superficial

Um, can you buy tweezers and a brow waxing kit with an EBT card? – Celebitchy

Emily Blunt in Elle UK – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Katrina Bowden in FHM – Popoholic

Charlize Theron in Vogue UK – ICYDK

Halle Berry in the hair of my elementary school friend Armando – Just Jared

The Pepsi Girl’s brother is not going to be in Quentin Tarantino’s next movie – The Daily What Gossip

2015 is the year Jessica Simpson will eventually give birth to her first child and it’s also the year that the second Avatar movie will come out – Videogum

I do appreciate that Claire Danes is wearing a dress made out of one of Ricky’s blazers – Moe Jackson

Wilder Valderrama’s mesh hoodie thing tells me that International Male is still in business – Celebslam

In possibly related news, Cirque Lodge has announced that it will be closed for the next 4 weeks for fumigation – Hollywood Rag

The Jennifer Aniston wing of the Photoshop Hall of Fame Museum – Cityrag

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