Afternoon Crumbs
Selena Gomez and The Lesbeaver have a totally not staged moment in Griffith Park and I'm sure somewhere nearby a yorkie just got snatched out of its backyard by a mountain lion. Where are your priorities, mountain lions?! - Popsugar
Either Prince Hot Ginge is buying me a plastic flower bouquet since he knows I'm allergic to the real thing (no, I'm not) or that's the strangest front for a weed shop I've ever seen - Lainey Gossip
But more importantly, what was in that pill bottle next to Madge's cake? MDMA or fetus teeth? - Towleroad
BREAKING: This is actually the most clothes I've seen on Cindy Lou Who in a good minute - Hollywood Tuna
In case you needed more of Lara Flynn Boyle's melting face - The Superficial
Um, can you buy tweezers and a brow waxing kit with an EBT card? - Celebitchy
Emily Blunt in Elle UK - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Katrina Bowden in FHM - Popoholic
Charlize Theron in Vogue UK - ICYDK
Halle Berry in the hair of my elementary school friend Armando - Just Jared
The Pepsi Girl's brother is not going to be in Quentin Tarantino's next movie - The Daily What Gossip
2015 is the year Jessica Simpson will eventually give birth to her first child and it's also the year that the second Avatar movie will come out - Videogum
I do appreciate that Claire Danes is wearing a dress made out of one of Ricky's blazers - Moe Jackson
Wilder Valderrama's mesh hoodie thing tells me that International Male is still in business - Celebslam
In possibly related news, Cirque Lodge has announced that it will be closed for the next 4 weeks for fumigation - Hollywood Rag
The Jennifer Aniston wing of the Photoshop Hall of Fame Museum - Cityrag
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 5:09am.
What the in the hell's bells was going on in this thread?
Hello, Ms. Fury, and how you be?
Everyone?
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Good thanks for asking!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
What the in the hell's bells was going on in this thread?
Hello, Ms. Fury, and how you be?
Everyone?
To Beautiful Lisa Rose. I know exactly how you feel. Boy, when they are in the courting stage and hoping you'll let them feel you up or maybe a peek down the undies, yep the loving is there,I chose to abstain as I figured I'd be fucked and dumped. However my husband has stayed but it's all man and a woman for herself. Chivilry is dead and buried. So I hope little Selena at least gets a short time to enjoy love before it becomes an expensive and violent chore just to be married. Ya gotta love it when they borrow and don't pay you back, But shit the other day I heard a woman out side of Pizza Hut screaming into the phone that she "Was going to come home from work and sew her 14 year olds pussy up if she didn't get the boys out the house". Fucken hell, things have changed. When I ttried to tell my Mum the shit I see in this deep south she just told me she had to hang up she couldn't stand the vulgarity. Well what about the ghastly life I'm living here. I've been told for 5 weeks that we are moving out to San Diego and fuck stain husband dropped yet another bomb that he can't do it.
What do you call a dude who isn't gay, doesn't really care for women but is absolutley obsessed with hanging on to a job in Slidell Louisiana of all places when he gets offers all over the usa, Canada and Australia. Is their a mental description or just a ball full of nuts. Empty nuts as anyone who would stay he has nothing in the coconut.
Well for those of you complaining of insomnia, hopefully my long boring rant will help you start to doze. Thanks for listening.xx
I saw some old pic for "Friends" the other day and even if years old Aniston had barely any breasts. Now on all those magazine covers the boobs are three times the size they were but no one says anything about it.
No, that photo is not staged at all (absolute sarcasm). It's looks like a still from some 80's teenage runaway after school special. Selena Gomez is basking in the sun of her new found love and freedom. Justin is very intently staring into his future. It's quite lovely. I can really appreciate the convenience store props too.
Justin and Selena seem to have a wonderful young relationship. He seems to genuinely care about her and treats her like a lady. I wish my husband was that attentive!
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Is that really Lara Flynn Boyle? She does have that Prednisone moon face but it still looks like the face is melting. Too sad, especially if it is from lousy and (too many) procedures.
These photos look more staged then Tomkat's.
These two make me want to barf and never stop barfing. uuuuggggg
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:44pm.
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Total round of applause, girlfriend! You sure got me here! You betcha! Tee hee! LOL! My, you are super fun! Let's hang out!
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You mean like your boobs?
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LOLOLOLOLOL! Possum, you KILL me! Yep, just like that! You know I don't have those great perky girls like you do! Oh I wish! No, you got all the good genes and the good luck, darn you!
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Luck had nothing to do widdit, sweetums!!!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:44pm.
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Total round of applause, girlfriend! You sure got me here! You betcha! Tee hee! LOL! My, you are super fun! Let's hang out!
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You mean like your boobs?
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LOLOLOLOLOL! Possum, you KILL me! Yep, just like that! You know I don't have those great perky girls like you do! Oh I wish! No, you got all the good genes and the good luck, darn you!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:44pm.
Total round of applause, girlfriend! You sure got me here! You betcha! Tee hee! LOL! My, you are super fun! Let's hang out!
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You mean like your boobs?
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:58pm.
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I'm sorry I missed that, I though maybe you were mad at me or something!
*life can now continue:)*
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Are the ladies lined up to date you? You are always so sweet and kind. I bet you have to fight them off. Well, I know when it comes to IF, you have to SCRAPE her off (LOL), but you know what I mean. ;-)
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OH! TEE HEE! LOL! You're so pretty AND smart AND funny!
LOL! OH!
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*bows* It got you here, didn't I?
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Total round of applause, girlfriend! You sure got me here! You betcha! Tee hee! LOL! My, you are super fun! Let's hang out!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:58pm.
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I'm sorry I missed that, I though maybe you were mad at me or something!
*life can now continue:)*
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Are the ladies lined up to date you? You are always so sweet and kind. I bet you have to fight them off. Well, I know when it comes to IF, you have to SCRAPE her off (LOL), but you know what I mean. ;-)
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OH! TEE HEE! LOL! You're so pretty AND smart AND funny!
LOL! OH!
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*bows* It got you here, didn't I?
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I like JA but I remember that GQ cover after Pitty left her for The Saint. She thought it was sexy to be naked on the cover but for a tie, and she looked like a ridiculous, desperate puppy with those hand poses, just begging for attention.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:58pm.
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I'm sorry I missed that, I though maybe you were mad at me or something!
*life can now continue:)*
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Are the ladies lined up to date you? You are always so sweet and kind. I bet you have to fight them off. Well, I know when it comes to IF, you have to SCRAPE her off (LOL), but you know what I mean. ;-)
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OH! TEE HEE! LOL! You're so pretty AND smart AND funny!
LOL! OH!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:58pm.
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I'm sorry I missed that, I though maybe you were mad at me or something!
*life can now continue:)*
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Are the ladies lined up to date you? You are always so sweet and kind. I bet you have to fight them off. Well, I know when it comes to IF, you have to SCRAPE her off (LOL), but you know what I mean. ;-)
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It has been fucking 85 degrees plus here for months and you're going to wear a stocking cap?!
I hope your Bieber ass dies from heat exhaustion.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:58pm.
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I'm sorry I missed that, I though maybe you were mad at me or something!
*life can now continue:)*
what is a bieber anyway?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:55pm.
Whamo, I am thinking of going all "OctoMom" in 2013...just getting my finances together.
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You're both just saying that because the end of times is nigh... hahahaha If you're serious, DON'T DO IT! Your eyebrows deserve better! lolol
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Submitted by ESE on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:53pm.
Great time to quit smoking!
*wags finger*
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:53pm.
You know, I did say hello to you.
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Whamo, I am thinking of going all "OctoMom" in 2013...just getting my finances together.
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Everybody here
Get it outta control
Get yo backs off the wall
'Cuz Misdemeanor said so
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:26pm.
damnitall!... fine!... gimme the fuckin' lightbulb...
*speaks in circus barker tone*... gather 'round, all!... see the idiot electrocute himself after he breaks, and plugs in a lightbulb to use everyday household appliances to light a ciggie!
my shock is your doing, doggy!
OT: oh, don't read this... i'm not bothering.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:36pm.
....because it had NOTHING to do with being my choice.
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Hey PSL don't go getting all RATIONAL on me now, god forbid if you actually make sense.
I mean it's as well know fact you MUST have a child or adopt 6 in order to be a complete woman and not...well...self absorbed at the very least. lol!!!
Man Back LMAO!!!
Fatty.
Hee.
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Dog, I sure do! And a muumuu, because it is the only thing I can get around my man back!
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Everybody here
Get it outta control
Get yo backs off the wall
'Cuz Misdemeanor said so
Lara Flynn, I'm worried.
Submitted by PSL on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:36pm.
hahahha Whamo. Right? I too, am in my early 40's and childless. I guess I am barren too....because it had NOTHING to do with being my choice.
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Yeah but you still wear mom jeans. ;-)
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Anyone else notice tha since Justin B turned 18 his chickie is getting a little thicker. Don't you plumpy up when you're on the pill. Hmmm
And what became of that girl who said she had sex with him after one of his shows? How did that just go away? Do you reckon he gave her the gag money?
hahahha Whamo. Right? I too, am in my early 40's and childless. I guess I am barren too....because it had NOTHING to do with being my choice.
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Everybody here
Get it outta control
Get yo backs off the wall
'Cuz Misdemeanor said so
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 7:19pm.
Charlize is simply in a different class when it comes to her beauty, this chick won the genetic power-ball lottery five times in a row!
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No kidding! It must be wonderful to be Charlize Theron.
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It must be wonderful to be her boyfriend the lucky bastard!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 6:36pm
the narcissism of Aniston is astounding!!
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i am confused how celebitchy posting a compilation of magazine covers of JA equals her being a narcissist.
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I was kinda waiting for the word "barren" to pop up!
weren't Lara Flynn Boyle and her lips just at another liquor store yesterday?!?
i think it was the same liquor store! either way, she gives me sads.
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Submitted by ESE on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:15pm.
did you get me a lighter?
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Oh, you said a lighter??? I thought you said a lightbulb!
*eyeballs Phillips*
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:15pm.
did you get me a lighter?
OT: oh crapamolie!... uuummm... i like Claire Danes at the moment... i watched "Brokedown Palace" recently... does that count?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:15pm.
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Hello my little doggie:):):)
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Hello, Cyberlover.
*bats doglashes*
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Hello my little doggie:):):)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:12pm.
ESE, we must both be crazy then. lol
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don't lump me into the nutbin with ya just yet, you!... i'm pleasently staring at breathing walls, and random Carebear happenings, but i will not be defined "crazy" just yet, thankyouverymuch!LOL!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Aniston is still very pretty but her face is starting to look like beef jerky. All of the smoking and the tanning is finally taking its toll.
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ESE, we must both be crazy then. lol
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I'm a bad mamajama goddammit motherfucker you ain't gotta like me
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 6:36pm
the narcissism of Aniston is astounding!!
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i am confused how celebitchy posting a compilation of magazine covers of JA equals her being a narcissist.
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i was kinda cunfuzzled about that too, but i saw something shiny, and i lost all train of thought.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
WithinReason -- awww, you're a sweetie, hon.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 6:36pm
the narcissism of Aniston is astounding!!
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i am confused how celebitchy posting a compilation of magazine covers of JA equals her being a narcissist.
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When I walk up in the piece, I ain't gotta even speak
I'm a bad mamajama goddammit motherfucker you ain't gotta like me
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 6:10pm.
"I really, really feel for Lara Flynn Boyle. I can only imagine my chronic health issues are declining....
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I just looked it up and it's rumour she has kidney issues but I don't think this has been verified. Drugs for something like that could make you gain or lose weight no doubt but IMO her look is only because of horribly bad cosmetic procedures and not weight fluctuation. I've seen people gain 40 plus pounds on Prednisone but their faces don't look like they were made of plasticine.
Who do Justin and Selena's handlers think they're fooling with that fake ass fakery? give me a break.
Charlize Theron > humanity.
Emily Blunt is lookin fine.
Lara Flynn Boyle has got some serious bad mental juju going on. I feel sorry for her.
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HAHAHA at Dog's caps and ESE's soft voice *snickers*
Twatty, you're a beaut'?! *stares in wonderment* ;P
LMAO Whamo!! I would do that too if I could (Charlize and the table, I mean) ITA! Plus she can act and she seems nice!
OnT: I wonder if Madge wears those gloves all the time now?... Poor Lara, they won't stop taking pictures of her... Charlize is such a dream, love her!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 7:19pm.
Charlize is simply in a different class when it comes to her beauty, this chick won the genetic power-ball lottery five times in a row!
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I like how I can't see if they're sitting on a blanket so she's totally sitting on dirt in white jeans.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!