Mark Ruffalo Is Not Well-Endowed, Says Mark Ruffalo

April 4, 2012 / Posted by:

Size queens, update your files, because Mark Ruffalo was overheard telling a bunch of journalists at a roundtable for The Avengers that he’s about as hung as a Waterpik and that your clit could probably pin down his peen in a wrestling march. Mark had to wear a taint-suffocating motion capture suit to play The Hulk and apparently it made his crotch look like an earthworm wearing a leotard. HuffPo says this is what Mark told everyone about his dick situation:

“Yes, and that was my first day and that was a miserable day. It was smoky, it was hell and I felt really uncomfortable. I’m not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most…”

This news should really get the “WHO CARES” stamp, because who really does care if you have to suck in with your coochie so his pinky dick doesn’t slip out and who cares that you can suck on his entire peen while licking his b-hole at the same time. You’re still humping on Mark Fucking Ruffalo! Sometimes it’s all about the piece and less about the piece’s piece. Take Donald Trump’s gross, ugly, disgusting ass for instance….

The Trump called into TMZ yesterday to talk about letting Hot Slut inductee and transgender beauty queen Jenna Talackova back into the Miss Universe pageant. Miss Universe agreed to let Jenna back in after she proved that she’s legally a female by showing them her passport and other documents. Gloria Allred is representing Jenna (of course) and held one of her fame whore press conferences where she said that it’s wrong for Miss Universe to ask for proof since nobody has asked Donald Trump to take off his pants to prove he’s got a peen. Donald said that if he took off his chonies in front of Gloria, she’d be impressed by his “manhood.”

The Trump’s junk must be big, because it’s making me gag up a vom ball and I’ve never even seen it. But this just proves my point. Who would you rather? Mark Ruffalo or a bloated, fart-filled swamp frog with a big dick and comb over pubes? You’d probably pick the hung swamp frog since you’re a pig slut with no standards!

So if The Trump is telling the truth about his big fat dick (which you know he’s not), then he’s a pain in the ass in more ways than one.

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