Lisa Robin Kelly Was Setup!
The California Mug Shot Museum of Beauty founds its new Mona Lisa over the weekend when Laurie from That '70s Show gave the camera some methed out tarsier realness. Lisa Robin Kelly claims that legendary mug shot shoot should have never happened, because it wasn't not funny and she wasn't not guilty of all charges! Lisa Robin Kelly was charged with spousal abuse, but she's telling TMZ that: a) She never whooped a trick and; b) The trick isn't even her husband or boyfriend. Lisa then reached into White Oprah's ass, swat away a few empty vodka bottles and pulled out the only excuse in there: I WAS SETUP!
Lisa says that the guy she allegedly beat is actually her roommate and he's the one who slapped her around. Lisa and her man roommate have been getting into it for a while now, and when she tried to move out over the weekend, he went after her. Lisa called the police, but her roommate fled the scene before they arrived. Lisa didn't want to waste her time pressing charges, so she dropped it. Lisa thought it was over until she found out that her roommate waltzed into a police station with cuts all over his face and claimed that she attacked him. Lisa went on to explain, "He must have scratched himself or done something to himself. I am clean and sober and I have made a lot of progress. I am completely innocent. I weigh 105 pounds. I could never hurt him. I just want to start working again."
Who to believe? Who to believe? The only evidence we have to go by is Lisa's Faces of Mordor mug shot. Lisa's right brow looks like it was in a tussle and lost, so that supports her story. But Lisa's eyes have that same glassy glare your friend gives you right before they're about to scratch your throat out for taking the last hit from the meth pipe, so that supports his story.
As they say, this story is developing....as is the lawsuit Lindsay Lohan is going to hit Lisa Robin Kelly with for stealing her trademarked excuse!
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Well, she's haggard, crazy and quite vocal about her criminal status. If Nancy Grace ever needs a fill in, I doubt her viewers would even notice.
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I think the police can determine pretty quickly self inflicted wounds. I don't blame her for trying desperately to get out of this without any convictions. She's 42 and I'm sure any job opportunities are getting harder to find.
Dam, she looks bad...
I think this is the third or fourth time she has been in trouble since she left the show. Real life hit her hard!
I think this is the third or fourth time she has been in trouble since she left the show. Real life hit her hard!
I think this is the third or fourth time she has been in trouble since she left the show. Real life hit her hard!
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 4:01pm.
Can someone explain to me what these drunk-ass hoes do prior to their arrests that always makes them look like THIS? They all have the same rat's nest hair, horrendously fucked up makeup and scabbed up complexion. Do they party THAT HARD? I used to party hard back in the day before my baby, but damn, I always came home looking semi-normal, not like someone just beat the shit out of me in a back alley.
Athina - you are SO RIGHT with that question! I have always wondered the exact same thing. They always all look the same! They must all take a ride on the same tumble-cycle meth party bus that drops you off at the popo station. They all have exactly the same bleached hair, same smudged eye makeup, same scabs, same chola brows, same bug eyes, same dilated pupils, same 'huh?' half-smile / half 'where am I?' expression ... WTF!???? amazing.
yup. and jeremy london was kidnapped and forced to take drugs. that face dont lie.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
"it wasn't not funny and she wasn't not guilty of all charges!
- hahaha MK, double negatives confuse me, does that mean she WAS GUILTY or she WAS NOT, NOT GUILTY?!? ;P
Mugshot - I mean, eyebrows, do not lie... but that is a good defense, the victim did it TO THEMSELVES, I AM LINNOCENT! hahahahahah
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Maybe she was just at an audition for the remake of THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK for the Veronica Cartwright role and that's just a little chunk of cherry pit on her lip?
Team Laurie Forman for 70's times sake and in the spirit of that delusional Daily Mail bimbo: Stop hating y'all jelly uggos just because she's prettier than you! ;)
(And yes, she's got methface and yet she's STILL prettier than y'all)
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Is that Goldie Hawn??????
Next job: Porn
I still say as an older 40ish actress she looks more interesting in that deranged state than 90 percent of the 20-somethings I get confused with each other. Dang right I'd go watch Loony over Megan Lively or whoever that day.
This is a scary and sad picture.
Meth is a hellava drug. A hellava drug.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 3:15pm.
Whamo, she's not ugly, but she really quite average and her ATTITUDE is ugly as hell!
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I have no idea who she is actually but judging by that article I can see why people would hate on her that's for sure!
Can someone explain to me what these drunk-ass hoes do prior to their arrests that always makes them look like THIS? They all have the same rat's nest hair, horrendously fucked up makeup and scabbed up complexion. Do they party THAT HARD? I used to party hard back in the day before my baby, but damn, I always came home looking semi-normal, not like someone just beat the shit out of me in a back alley.
Clean & sober? I believe her mug shot shoots that claim all to hell and back.
Omg Samantha Brick....lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Whamo, she's not ugly, but she really quite average and her ATTITUDE is ugly as hell!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Yeah I think she was kinda like the sister from Family Matters...went up the stairs one day and was never seen again.
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Snowpiece,
Really? Thanks, I have seen that show maybe 4 times, but all I remember is the crabby dad and mom, the red head and Mila Kunis.. Go figure.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 3:01pm.
Samantha Brick is comparing herself to AngieJo now, LOL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-ba...
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She's not exactly ugly but MAN she sure thinks highly of her looks that' for sure.
zomay she was the older sister on That 70's Show, if that helps at all?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I still don't know who this chick is.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Samantha Brick is comparing herself to AngieJo now, LOL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-ba...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
SF: he sure is! I don't get it either, I mean I admit I used to think he was quite sessy but the more I learned about his dating history the more he skeeves me out.
they were saying on TMZtv that he's LOADED from that Handy Manny shit too
Minka went from one of the most famous atheletes to Handy Manny
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 2:33pm.
this was the hot sister right
Anyway, I BLAME WILMER! He destroys everyone, look out Minka
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whaaaat? since when is Wilmer Loserrama dating Minka Kelly? damn, how does this guy do it...he must have crazy game.
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Since TMZ said they were yesterday and today. So it must be true. ☺☺☺☺☺
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 2:33pm.
this was the hot sister right
Anyway, I BLAME WILMER! He destroys everyone, look out Minka
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whaaaat? since when is Wilmer Loserrama dating Minka Kelly? damn, how does this guy do it...he must have crazy game.
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Gah, scary! I logged in, turn around and when I looked back, THIS was staring at me. FUCK!
Is that a pipe scab on her lip? Give her another hit.
That picture needs to go on a Business Card for a personal trainer or health food store rep.
She looks like she's ready to jump up and do a pharmaceutically laced Forrest Gump marathon SPRINT!
Wait..who?
this was the hot sister right
Anyway, I BLAME WILMER! He destroys everyone, look out Minka
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I didn't know you can Super Size your pupils. But maybe they are built in proportion to those light bulbs for eyeballs.
Yes, because this is the face of innocence and "making a lot of process" and innocence.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
LOL@ "faces of Mordor!"
I doubt anyone gives her enough thought to put any efforts into staging an elaborate setup. I didn't even remember who she was until her mugshot graced the pages of the D.
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Why can't celebrity has-beens just become real estate agents?
They can star in "Selling L.A." on HGTV.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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skidrow celebrity 101. chapt.2, rule 6:
-nobody trying to get work in hollywood ever does the bad shit they're accused of.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Women with little pencil eyebrows are so unattractive!! On the last intervention there was this fat girl with the worst drawn on brows I've ever seen.
Pug eyes. No offense to pugs.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Guys, he held her down and did her eyebrowns and hair!! Totally makes sense now. Set up for sure.
People with bugged out eyes give me the creeps.
New job: Celebrity Rehab.
Love her Kangaroo pouch eyes! So handy when a purse is too much, but you need some place to put your keys and a few dollars.
LOL @ Sucky. Billiard ball eyes, ha-ha-ha.
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damn gurrl you're like a Marty Feldman meets drunk Goldie Hawn combo.
Believable. I ALWAYS try to scratch my face off when I am with someone who has billiard ball eyes and is "making lots of progress".
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Yikes. I let out a yelp when I refreshed dlisted.
Scary mask bra.
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