Officer radios in: “We’ve got ourselves a situation.”
Dispatcher: “No way that’s The Situation.” – OurMissC
Who would have thought that the “E” stood for EquineHarmony – flax mcswiggan
“It’s Reining Men, Hallelujah!” – BaconSlut
When you order spotted dick in New Jersey this is what you get! – SalmaNella
So Matthew likes to dress up with a friend and let Sarah Jessica strap one on- so what? – ISprainedMyUvula
The full pic is behind the cut and I know you’re probably wondering why a horse peen is considered NSFW. But well, if I had a picture of Trace Cyrus’ nakedness, I’d shield that from workplace eyes, so it’s only fair. JUMP!
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