Camille Grammer Will “Desecrate” A Ho

That tall serving of Greek Yogurt in a nest of luscious curls in the clip above is Dimitri Charalambopoulos, the boyfriend of silicone dragon flower and gold digging hero Camille Grammar. Dimitri Charalambopoulos (try saying that three times without casting a spell or warding off a demon) is currently in the middle of some Halle Berry-approved like custody drama with the girlfriend of his five year old son Marcus. Marcus’ mom Lisa wants to take him to Colorado to live and Dimitri is against it, and so they all have to go to court to work this mess out.

During a taped deposition, Lisa’s lawyers played a voicemail that Camille left her. This goes out to those of you who you who missed seeing Camille’s signature crazy come out during season 2 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Camille’s rant starts at around the 1:50 mark in the clip above and it’s below in reading form if your eyes can’t take the sight of Dimitri finger curling his hair like a Southern ingenue. via Radar:

“If you go to the press, I have lawyers that are beyond what you can imagine and they will pull stuff on you and you will be so mortified about your life and your family and what you have done. You don’t want to do that to Marcus. I will desecrate you, believe me, and that I can do, so be careful what you say and what you do because my defamation attorneys are huge..they will hunt down and research every nook and cranny of your life.”

Lisa better raise the white flag and drop her weapons, because Camille doesn’t mess around and she was a Club MTV dancer. Camille will do The Running Man all over Lisa’s character, then she’ll do the Cabbage Patch through every nook and cranny of Lisa’s life, and just when Lisa thinks she can get away with some of her reputation still intact, Camille will drop The Sprinkler on her! No, I have no idea what I just typed out, but if it made you do the Electric Slide in your office chair, then I’ve done my job.

I know, I know, Camille probably meant to say “decimate,” but do you want her brain filled with useless information like the true definition of words or do you want it filled with the steps for some sweet sweet moves. Or maybe Camille didn’t mean “decimate” at all. Maybe she meant “defecate.” I mean, she does have IBS….