While escorted by her rent-to-own man mule, Xtina left The Little Door restaurant in West Hollywood last night wearing a dress so damn tight that I can practically see the outline of her belly button lint. But the real story here is that Xtina gave the Maaco employees who blast her face with orange car paint the day off and her face doesn’t look like it came straight from the set of a clown porn. Seeing Xtina without half of a Dutch Boy paint factory on her face is about as rare as Kelly Preston not saying “Didn’t I tell you to brush your teeth after chewing on man ass?” to John Travolta when he kisses her hello.
Xtina’s eyelids still look like barbecue charcoal nuggets, but this is practically her SANS FARDS. I knew hos would step up their beauty game after Samantha Brick came on the scene, but this is beyond!