Afternoon Crumbs

April 4, 2012 / Posted by:

Looking at me like I’m a cupcake and he’s STAINSThe Daily What

But the only thing I want to know is whether or not Justin Timberlake is going to bring his denim suit of sophistication out of retirement for this special occasion? – Lainey Gossip

This Jeremy Renner public choking story sounds like the opening scene of a really awkward S&M gay porn – Towleroad

CoCo’s 9th and 10th planet ass once again tests the will of fabric – Hollywood Tuna

Rude asshole Dan Harmon is sorry for being a rude asshole – Celebitchy

Reason #1 (the only reason) to see Spider-Man: Spidey Peen Prints in IMAX – The Superficial

And this is why every fanboy’s mouse is extra sticky today – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

MiserAlba holding coffee: #3 in a series of five hundred million – Popoholic

This goes out to those of you who prefer your skinny twinks with an extra side of muscles – Just Jared

Claire Danes is a sales slut – Popsugar

This ass-to-ass is more terrifying than the ass-to-ass in Requiem for a DreamICYDK

Xtina isn’t wearing less makeup this week by choice. She’s doing it because Nicki Minaj buy up all the makeup. All of it. – Crunk + Disorderly

Does Google Translation have an English to Cheryl Cole’s Accent option, because I can’t read a Cheryl Cole interview unless my eyes cross while reading it in her native tongue – The Berry

There’s only one way to settle this: baked beans wrestling match! Billy Ray will referee and Noah Cyrus will provide the halftime entertainment – Videogum

And these bitches seem really happy about it too – Cityrag

The Barrymore bump watch begins – I’m Not Obsessed

If you also had to sell your 500-year-old Bavarian castle to pay the IRS, you’re making a sad with Nicolas Cage today – Hollywood Rag

Kelly Clarkson does Brit Brit (not like that) – OMG Blog

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