Open Post: Hosted By Mary J. Blige's Burger King Commercial
In keeping with this afternoon's theme of "Who ever is making decisions for Mary J. Blige needs to stop making decision for Mary J. Blige," here's Mary J. Blige singing about crispy fried chicken in a new Burger King commercial. Burger King has ripped this cock a doodle don't shit off of their YouTube channel and Gawker says it could be because some people shook their head over a black woman singing about fried chicken. That could be the reason, but it could also be because this wreck is a disaster. I'm assuming that Burger King hired Don Draper to pitch this idea to Mary:
"Okay, Mary, we're going to do you up like a lunatic space chicken from hell and have you squawking about your love for a deep fried chicken peen wrapped in a tortilla. Do you need my pen to sign the contract or did you bring your own?"
The only reason to sign is if Don Draper pitched the idea, because you can't say no to Don Draper. But still.
I haven't trusted Burger King ever since their Dr. Pepper slushie turned my shit green, and now because of this, I will never trust them again.
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Where's the BK Commerical with Minnie Mouse? Ugh Jesus, BK and Minnie Mouse, together at last.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
*doesn't get the big deal*
MJB was aware about what she'd be singing about and didn't see a problem with it.
*shrugs*
Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich and Chick Fil-A's chicken fingers are my favorite. Although I don't really eat a lot of fast food.
If I do it's in Texas and it's Taco Buenoooo. waaaaaaaaaah.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
The original chicken sammich is my favorite. But you have to have them add lettuce & tomato.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Popeye's for fried chicken, ChikFilA for chicken sammy. Mmmm overt Christianity is delicious with a couple of pickles on it.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:22pm.
Wendy's has the best crispy chicken sandwiches, IMO. #6 (the spicy chicken) is fanfreakingtastic.
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That is my favorite too, have you tried their new burger? I heard it is good. I am waiting for more feedback from Wendy's customers.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
guest - I love those damn chicken fries or whatever they're called OMNOMNOMNOM! Their burgers upset my stomach... :(
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
haha Sucky I type one handed so I can keep shoveling the Krispy Kremes in with the other...keeps my strength up.
*ignores IF*
Gladiator's on. The horses in this movie are gorgeous.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Wendy's has the best crispy chicken sandwiches, IMO. #6 (the spicy chicken) is fanfreakingtastic.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:17pm.
Could you imagine the snack draw these people have?!?!
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HAHAH SNACK DRAWS
mine has a chocolate crucifix that someone gave me, it makes me so fucking horny, some chick was telling me the WHOLE story about Jesus getting crucified yesterday, it's fucking long, but kinda hot if you are in the mood for that kind of stuff.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
*actually likes BK* :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:07pm.
OR take down every commercial where they have a blonde doing something ditzy or stupid.
Not that I helped my case by wearing two different shoes to work today. Had to go home at lunch and change them. I seriously can be such a ditz sometimes.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Stop the lights, it was taken down because she's black (but generally sports a straight, blonde wig) and was singing about chicken?
What?
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Dark-sided!
Sucky...& sucking wind too. *wheezes*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
POPEYE's is the best.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:15pm.
I'm surprised you guys are able to type and post so much, it must really make you sweat, I'd think you'd be fainting by the time OP comes up!!!
Could you imagine the snack draw these people have?!?!
Honestly, I think this is more about the fact that Mary J. Blige, an accomplished and talented muscian, sold her self out fot a damn BK commercial, and not really about "fried chicken." Like, really Mary?Are times that hard for you? Sidenote: I haven't eaten BK in years, that stuff did unspeakable things to my stomach >_<
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
SNOWHO woman are you crazy posting your real pic on Dlisted??? lollol ;p
I'm surprised you guys are able to type and post so much, it must really make you sweat, I'd think you'd be fainting by the time OP comes up!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Salma...hard.
Jack...ikr!!! Olololol
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:12pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I saw that and was SO confused.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:00pm.
My neighbors are high class Russian escorts (seriously). Unfortunately, I can second all of your statements just from living next door to them. Atleast they are nice and give me russian vodka when they are being too loud.
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
I saw whore #2 this morning... she's a BRUNETTE. I'm done with her now lol
*waves at MJT*
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Wanna bet the "people" shaking their head about a black woman singing about fried chicken aren't black? Poor Mary. Only blonde white singers may sing chicken. Mary says : "Is this some shit or what!?"
Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:10pm.
My tacos turned out delish last nite.
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hard or soft shell.
All the "TG" shit on the rock of ages thread is fucking with mah brainz!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
So wait. Burger King hired a bunch of celebs to do ad campaigns but people want MJB's spot (and only hers) pulled because she is black and it's about chicken? Really?
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
I LOVE fried chicken
My tacos turned out delish last nite.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
TAKEN DOWN, VIDEO IS.
Ah well.. I 'm ultra smug today cause I got all mah easter shoppings done. even the easter sunday meal. so there.
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I have never loved life so much.
This was pulled? You've got to be kidding me. People need to save their ZOMG RACIST!!!!1 outrage for real instances of racism and stop looking for reasons to be offended.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:07pm.
Your new avie is what Sucky thinks we all look like.
lol snowy.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
ba-buttons banged a Russian stripper, apparently.
ba-buttons, you can bang 'em, but don't get too close, okay? You're gonna make me worry about you.
YES! and they better take down that Scottish guy talking about Scotts Turf Builder, that shit offends me everytime I see it
(not rilly)
I hope you all like my new avie that I was peer pressured into! ;p
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
That was just bad.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
People love to find controversy where there is none. Sheesh.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Miguelina can you please not post these racist commercials? I hope you get banned. It's really not funny to fit people into a stereotype because those stereotypes aren't always true. However the stereotype about the commentators in OP being VERY VERY LARGE is unfortunately 100% true.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is Mary J busted or something?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Such enthusiasm, Mike. Is there something you would like to share with the group?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Wow, made it in before the 338th OP comment.
Some advice from the desk of ba-buttons:
- Russian strippers are super hot
- Russian strippers are super good in bed
- Russian strippers are super demon seed crazy
That is all.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Oh good god, Mary J must be seriously in debt.
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Dark-sided!
Heinz said no to the bean ballet.
Turtle- I read it as peen, too, and the answer to if I need Don Draper's peen is YES.
*throws that bitch Megan over the balcony*
oh great, time to oink it up with the rest of the oinkers a few hours early in OP.
BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH NO PICKLES. THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
http://m.gawker.com/5898714/heres-the-pulled-mary-j-blige-burger-king-co...
Here is the video.
early Open Post!
I read that as "do you need my peen or did you bring your own?" Lol.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 1:54pm
it's still up on the gawker link