In keeping with this afternoon’s theme of “Who ever is making decisions for Mary J. Blige needs to stop making decision for Mary J. Blige,” here’s Mary J. Blige singing about crispy fried chicken in a new Burger King commercial. Burger King has ripped this cock a doodle don’t shit off of their YouTube channel and Gawker says it could be because some people shook their head over a black woman singing about fried chicken. That could be the reason, but it could also be because this wreck is a disaster. I’m assuming that Burger King hired Don Draper to pitch this idea to Mary:
“Okay, Mary, we’re going to do you up like a lunatic space chicken from hell and have you squawking about your love for a deep fried chicken peen wrapped in a tortilla. Do you need my pen to sign the contract or did you bring your own?”
The only reason to sign is if Don Draper pitched the idea, because you can’t say no to Don Draper. But still.
I haven’t trusted Burger King ever since their Dr. Pepper slushie turned my shit green, and now because of this, I will never trust them again.