Mess Of Ages

April 3, 2012 / Posted by:

If the first Cock of Ages trailer made you heave in your mouth, then the full Rock of Ages trailer will make fully vomit in your mouth. (Tip: Make sure a baby bird and/or Alicia Silverstone’s kid isn’t nearby when you do it.) This mess is like a remake of Burlesque for the Nascar set. I can’t with who ever told Mary J. Blige this was a good move for her. I can’t with all those discount Halloween store wigs. I can’t with them auto-tuning Tommy Girl’s singing voice so much that he sounds like Rosie the Robot queefing into a vocoder. The only thing I’m can-ing at is how TG is whipping his weave and sashaying in 6-inch heels like there’s only one ticket left to the Interior Illusions Lounge and he’s gonna get it.

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