Lara Flynn Boyle's Face Still Hasn't Settled Yet
Lara Flynn Boyle has been pulling, tucking and filling her face for years now, and when pictures of her leaving a liquor store in L.A. came out yesterday, some hos figured that she put herself under the plastic surgeon's scalpel again. But some plastic surgeon, who hasn't worked on, Lara's face tells Radar that in his professional opinion, either Lara went in for some face renovations or the fillers are melting. That's it! Dr. Anthony Youn explained it like this when Radar asked him why Lara's face looks like a jabbawockeez mask baking under a fast food heat lamp:
"Lara Flynn Boyle's face looks like it's melting. Now her face looks like it's deflated, with resultant loose skin. I suspect that she's either undergone corrective surgery to reverse some of the work that was previously performed, or has just plain allowed the plumping fillers to dissipate, leaving her with sagging cheeks."
Who ever said that Botox is like crack for your face never told any lies, because you have to keep injecting that crap into your face or it will do the sad skull slide and you'll end up looking like a really sad plastic blobfish. Woe is Lara. Lara could be smiling in these pictures because she just got a good deal on a vintage bottle of Strawberry Hill, but you wouldn't know since she permanently looks like a constipated duck who just got the worst news ever. The sad duck look IS not the look. Although, think of all the traffic tickets and shit Lara gets out of. Only a heartless police officer would give a ticket to a sad duck.
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Her face has been a hot fucking mess since I can remember. I'm definitely not old enough to have seen her in the days where she could've been boner- inducing.
some of it's just aging -she is middle-aged at this point in her life ... but those heinous lips!?! can't some surgeon partially reverse that tragedy? that's beyond normal trout pout. A scowl never helps, either. No bonus points for bad dye job on a windy day.
celebs really should use their liquor store's discrete delivery service - they almost all have it
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:06pm.
Injured person hobbling into liquor store and hiding purchase in oversized bag no apparent regard for outside appearance...no problems here.
IKR! WTF isn't wrong with this picture!?!?!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
lmao SFRB!!
And shes got some serious hot roots going on, she cheap
*wheels over to zomay and puts my hand on her thigh* You too hot mama!! xoxoxo
I'll amend MK's descripton thusly: She looks like a sad ASIAN duck. Too ba;, she used to be so striking. :-(
What's with the leg brace? http://dlisted.com/node/45571/images/FFN_Boyle_Lara_Flynn_EXC_FF7_033112...
She's so thin - could she have knee problems bc of undernourishment? SCULLY WHERE ARE YOU?
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Kewpie.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Old-Composite-Kewpie-Doll-Moving-Arms-Flirty-Eye...
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:25pm.
We women need to come together and support each other about this HUGE FUCKING FEAR WE HAVE ABOUT GETTING OLDER. This can't go on. It is sad. Life is not over just because we are not 22. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. We need a shift in consciousness in Hollywood and everywhere.
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THIS, THIS, EFFING THIS!! Look I will fight aging and take care of myself but like Oxygen said, looking like an overboiled hotdog is just freaky, not young looking. IT'S OKAY to have a few miles. We will all have them eventually!
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HEAR, HEAR! What would Dana Scully do?
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Lucifer Sam: DAMN that trick is nasty. Give me a fucking break. Maybe she's never been asked to be a bridesmaid because no one feels like mucking the stalls and filling up slopbuckets on their big day. Hell if I'd ever send so much as a bottle of MD 20/20 to Miss Piggy's barnyard.
Submitted by waterbucket on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:52pm.
This is what that evil town does to you. How many beautiful women have effed up their faces and yet still more are considering plastic surgery? I don't get that logic.
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It is sad. It seems like people with other, often serious problems are attracted to Hollywood, fame, etc. and maybe that's why they eff up their beautiful faces. They don't see what we see and Hollywood sure as hell doesn't help them feel good about themselves. :(
I feel sad for Lara Flynn Boyle. She was so gorgeous on Twin Peaks. I was jealous! Now, she seems in need of help and who in that town cares? Probably nobody.
Injured person hobbling into liquor store and hiding purchase in oversized bag no apparent regard for outside appearance...no problems here.
That's just fucking sad! Seriously, her surgeon should be in jail!! She's obviously very sad and they have taken advantage of her insecurities. I know she did it to herself but look at her eyes. She's a lost soul!! :(
That's a damn shame. She used to have a fabulously interesting face.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
LOL Louise, she does! where is Stepford Katie to pick her up!?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
okkkkk..i empathize. i have a hugongous zit on the corner of mah lip (at forty-fucking-two) and i look and feel just like LFB.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:55pm.
Hey now, Irish, Dog, there is enough Whamo to go around!
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Holy shiite. They just flashed an update on the boob tube about Texas. I hope that all the D hookers in the area are safe and stay that way.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Hey now, Irish, Dog, there is enough Whamo to go around!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Did anyone point out that she looks like Suri Cruise having a tantrum?
This is what that evil town does to you. How many beautiful women have effed up their faces and yet still more are considering plastic surgery? I don't get that logic.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:40pm.
Whamish, Dog insulted me every which way last night and called me every name under the sun and told me she gave my husband two STDs. Don't let that trick fool you. She's a mean one!
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WTF Really!! Man I don't like when you guys get nasty, I really get uncomfortable, doggie def goes for the throat sometimes. lol!!
She gave your hubby two STDs LMFAO!!
get a room, you two!
(and a recording device for the Dlisted sex tape that will make MK millions)
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God don't like ugly.
That liquor store looks like the type one goes for medicine in non-liquid form.
snark is good.
Well, now we know where at least one of Lisa Rinna's old lips went!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:44pm.
Oh THAT kind of woman. Ugh.
Reminds me of this random fucking delusional hag. Why is it always fat ugly pig-nosed whores who claim other women are jealous of them? Jesus.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:25pm.
"We women need to come together and support each other about this HUGE FUCKING FEAR WE HAVE ABOUT GETTING OLDER."
much agreed. and it's not just the entertainment industry. it's frightening how many cosmetic procedure/surgery ads there are now on tv and in magazines, not to mention the back alley unlicensed hacks like Dr. Big Ass . . .
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:32pm.
"A few years back she was quite cocky about her beauty..read somewhere that she said "I'm the woman that other women hate when I walk into the room".. It's sad that she was so confident that it would last forever. It doesn't."
I read that too, and I just knew right then and there that she was an accident waiting to happen. There is no way an aging Hollywood actress - no matter how pretty - can compete with a steady influx of hot young newbies. You need a back-up plan. Seeing as she went all 'Death Becomes Her' she obviously didn't have one.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Sweetas, you will be sexay and beautiful even when we our in our 90's doing chair aerobics at the local YMCA...
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:40pm.
Whamish, Dog insulted me every which way last night and called me every name under the sun and told me she gave my husband two STDs. Don't let that trick fool you. She's a mean one!
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Lol, you should go back and have a read, Whamo - those two were on fire last night. ba-buttons was highly entertained.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
She's just tragic looking - and she used to be so beautiful:
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/b/laraflynnboyle/photos/lara-flynn...
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:32pm.
she said "I'm the woman that other women hate when I walk into the room"
Oh THAT kind of woman. Ugh.
Reminds me of this random fucking delusional hag. Why is it always fat ugly pig-nosed whores who claim other women are jealous of them? Jesus.
I remember having a conversation with my then-boyfriend (who was French)years ago regarding a model who fucked up her face after tweaking it in some sort of cosmetic procedure. What he said always stuck with me. It's incredibly greedy...when a woman is already beautiful, but that's not good enough. She wants to mess with nature and tempt fate to be even more beautiful...it's just obscene and greedy. This is the sad result of that type of greed.
I also think there is something else medical going on here like liver/kidney problems or someone else mentioned myasthenia gravis, I don't know. Her face has been swollen all over for a few years now.
LOL @ Strawberry Hill, the fair queen of the fortified wines.
Sadly, we don't have the rainbow of hobo vintages you see in the states. No Night Train. No Lonesome Charlie. No Ripple.
However, if you are Canadian and live in Ontario you haven't lived until you've tried "LCBO Alcohol/Alcool" purchased from one of our humanely run government liquor stores.
It's an unidentified clear liquor in a non-descript goverment bottle with the robust taste of lighter fluid. (LCBO is the Ontario liquor board, "Alcohol/Alcool" = English/French)
Mix it with Orange Crush and you have yourself a Scarborough Sangria.
OT - Fuck this bitch. An trained acting monkey like all the rest. Why should I give a fuck if her vanity drove her to mangle her face?
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Feeling bad looking at the photos. Feeling better reading dlisters smart and sympathetic comments.
Whamish, Dog insulted me every which way last night and called me every name under the sun and told me she gave my husband two STDs. Don't let that trick fool you. She's a mean one!
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:25pm.
We women need to come together and support each other about this HUGE FUCKING FEAR WE HAVE ABOUT GETTING OLDER. This can't go on. It is sad. Life is not over just because we are not 22. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. We need a shift in consciousness in Hollywood and everywhere.
THIS, THIS, EFFING THIS!! Look I will fight aging and take care of myself but like Oxygen said, looking like an overboiled hotdog is just freaky, not young looking. IT'S OKAY to have a few miles. We will all have them eventually!
Whoa. I could see Lindsay Lohan looking like this in about a year and a half...
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin
She's ok except for the lips. Her chin and jaw look like they are much too much too small for the rest of her face.
I feel sorry for these women in Hollywood. They've obviously got to be the first ones to use all these procedures and be the one on the learning curve for the doctors. Marilyn had lots of boob implants and they used to leak and were infected all the time.
I'm not against plastic surgery. But I've read that boobs apparently only last 8-10 years and then you've got to get them redone. Something I doubt they tell you when you go in initially.
She does not look well. I feel very sorry for her.
I feel bad for her, because clearly surgery isn't the only problem she is dealing with. She looks a total mess, and really needs to get help for whatever else she's doing to herself.
Just, damn.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I blame Jack Nicholson.
A few years back she was quite cocky about her beauty..read somewhere that she said "I'm the woman that other women hate when I walk into the room".. It's sad that she was so confident that it would last forever. It doesn't. And that Botox is poison.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:22pm.
Whamo, I will always stay natural and beautiful for you and Dog will always sit around being bitter and sniffing her own ass.
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lol! man you make me laugh sometimes, don't be so mean to little Doggie she's a sweetheart too!
http://www.mydochub.com/images/lara-flynn-boyle-plastic-surgery-before-a...
wow. She used to be really beautiful. Sad to see. Megan Fox...this is your future.
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She reminds me of that poor little girl a few years that was incapable of smiling because of some muscle or nerve deformity or something.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
We women need to come together and support each other about this HUGE FUCKING FEAR WE HAVE ABOUT GETTING OLDER. This can't go on. It is sad. Life is not over just because we are not 22. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. We need a shift in consciousness in Hollywood and everywhere.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.