Lara Flynn Boyle’s Face Still Hasn’t Settled Yet

April 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Lara Flynn Boyle has been pulling, tucking and filling her face for years now, and when pictures of her leaving a liquor store in L.A. came out yesterday, some hos figured that she put herself under the plastic surgeon’s scalpel again. But some plastic surgeon, who hasn’t worked on, Lara’s face tells Radar that in his professional opinion, either Lara went in for some face renovations or the fillers are melting. That’s it! Dr. Anthony Youn explained it like this when Radar asked him why Lara’s face looks like a jabbawockeez mask baking under a fast food heat lamp:

“Lara Flynn Boyle’s face looks like it’s melting. Now her face looks like it’s deflated, with resultant loose skin. I suspect that she’s either undergone corrective surgery to reverse some of the work that was previously performed, or has just plain allowed the plumping fillers to dissipate, leaving her with sagging cheeks.”

Who ever said that Botox is like crack for your face never told any lies, because you have to keep injecting that crap into your face or it will do the sad skull slide and you’ll end up looking like a really sad plastic blobfish. Woe is Lara. Lara could be smiling in these pictures because she just got a good deal on a vintage bottle of Strawberry Hill, but you wouldn’t know since she permanently looks like a constipated duck who just got the worst news ever. The sad duck look IS not the look. Although, think of all the traffic tickets and shit Lara gets out of. Only a heartless police officer would give a ticket to a sad duck.

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