Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 3, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Yesterday’s Hot Slut had 2 extra legs and so I’m evening things out with a Hot Slut that has no legs. (If the jukebox in your head suddenly started playing the “I Have No Legs” song from KIDS, then your brain and my brain were cut from the same vodka-soaked, weed-stained brain cloth.) 24-year-old Italo Roman of Curitiba, Brazil lost his legs while playing on a train when he was 13, but he didn’t let that stop him from making his professional skateboarding dreams come true. At this weekend’s Tampa Pro 2012, Italo Roman (Fun Fact: This entire post is written in Italo Roman typeface) did what most hos with two legs can’t do: he made it to the semi-finals.

Don’t worry about Italo’s balls getting shoved up into his head every time he lands, because I’m pretty sure they’re made of steel. I’m also sure that my newest dream couple is Italo Roman and Piyah Martell.

via TNT Magazine

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