Afternoon Crumbs

April 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Vanity Fair’s awkward “Women in Television” cover is nothing without Ma from Ma’s Roadhouse – Celebitchy

Nice try, Blake NotSoLively, but Salma Hayek’s Nina Hagen wig is where my eyes want to be – Lainey Gossip

Country music joins the rest of the world in hating Ashton KutcherThe Superficial

Spaz de la Huerta should really teach bottoms on Grindr how to really sell that ass – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

It’s only been about a quick minute so of course it’s time for another Blue Lagoon remake – Hollywood Tuna

FYI: Bruno Mars has not left the closet – Towleroad

Hilary Duff is one of those mothers posting pictures of her baby’s feet while thinking it looks like art and shit – ICYDK

It took me a few seconds to realize this was a DirecTV commercial and not an ad on public access for a personals chat line – Popoholic

I don’t know what this says about me (SPOILER ALERT: It says I have no life), but I just spent a good 2 minutes staring at RPattz’s flowy pitt hair – Popsugar

The joke will be on Katy Perry when the Health Department shuts her house down after finding out that Russell Brand infected every room with his skankness – IDLYITW

Foghorn Leghorn and Chicken Hawk go for a romantic stroll in NYC – Crunk + Disorderly

JLo and her boy toy play a game of pin the Tail on the Donkey Booty – Just Jared

Rosie O’Donnell’s house looks like Pottery Barn shit all up in it – The Berry

Which one is Vinnie again? – I’m Not Obsessed

Sarah Palin managed to make Ann Unflavored Curry look interesting on Today this morning – The Daily What

Kate Moss is always ready to party (see: undone belt) – Hollywood Rag

Baby knows true talent when she see it – Cityrag

Please tell me this is just a dramatization of Lindsay Lohan’s life – Videogum

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