Afternoon Crumbs
Vanity Fair’s awkward “Women in Television” cover is nothing without Ma from Ma’s Roadhouse – Celebitchy
Nice try, Blake NotSoLively, but Salma Hayek’s Nina Hagen wig is where my eyes want to be – Lainey Gossip
Country music joins the rest of the world in hating Ashton Kutcher – The Superficial
Spaz de la Huerta should really teach bottoms on Grindr how to really sell that ass – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
It’s only been about a quick minute so of course it’s time for another Blue Lagoon remake – Hollywood Tuna
FYI: Bruno Mars has not left the closet – Towleroad
Hilary Duff is one of those mothers posting pictures of her baby’s feet while thinking it looks like art and shit – ICYDK
It took me a few seconds to realize this was a DirecTV commercial and not an ad on public access for a personals chat line – Popoholic
I don’t know what this says about me (SPOILER ALERT: It says I have no life), but I just spent a good 2 minutes staring at RPattz’s flowy pitt hair – Popsugar
The joke will be on Katy Perry when the Health Department shuts her house down after finding out that Russell Brand infected every room with his skankness – IDLYITW
Foghorn Leghorn and Chicken Hawk go for a romantic stroll in NYC – Crunk + Disorderly
JLo and her boy toy play a game of pin the Tail on the Donkey Booty – Just Jared
Rosie O’Donnell’s house looks like Pottery Barn shit all up in it – The Berry
Which one is Vinnie again? – I’m Not Obsessed
Sarah Palin managed to make Ann Unflavored Curry look interesting on Today this morning – The Daily What
Kate Moss is always ready to party (see: undone belt) – Hollywood Rag
Baby knows true talent when she see it – Cityrag
Please tell me this is just a dramatization of Lindsay Lohan’s life – Videogum