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April 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Lilli, the calf in Switzerland who has become an international celebrity superstar thanks to the extra pair of legs hanging out of her side. Lilli has two legs up on all those bitches! When Lilli was born with a rare genetic disorder at a Swiss milking farm seven weeks ago, her vet figured it was only a matter of time before they’d be forced to send her to Jesus, but she grew stronger as the days went on and now she’s headed for a zoo instead of the steak-making house.

Lilli’s vet thinks that the two extra legs hanging out of her are from her unborn conjoined twin. So Lilli’s sibling will always be with her, kicking her in the damn side every time she runs. Because of a curve in her spine, Lilli will never be a milking cow, but her farmer hopes to find a new home for her. Farmer Andreas told a paper in Switzerland, “I do not want to get rid of her. Perhaps we will find a zoo for her.”

Couldn’t they just pour a little A1 on Lilli’s extra legs and get Jessica Simpson to gnaw them off? Or they couldn’t they just surgically remove them and turn them into spare leg soup? Well, if they did that, then they wouldn’t be able to milk coins out of Lilli anymore. Poor Lilli, treated like a regular Kowdashian.

On the bright side, if Lilli’s spare legs kick in her sleep, she’ll forever be untippable.

via Metro

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