Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lilli, the calf in Switzerland who has become an international celebrity superstar thanks to the extra pair of legs hanging out of her side. Lilli has two legs up on all those bitches! When Lilli was born with a rare genetic disorder at a Swiss milking farm seven weeks ago, her vet figured it was only a matter of time before they'd be forced to send her to Jesus, but she grew stronger as the days went on and now she's headed for a zoo instead of the steak-making house.
Lilli's vet thinks that the two extra legs hanging out of her are from her unborn conjoined twin. So Lilli's sibling will always be with her, kicking her in the damn side every time she runs. Because of a curve in her spine, Lilli will never be a milking cow, but her farmer hopes to find a new home for her. Farmer Andreas told a paper in Switzerland, "I do not want to get rid of her. Perhaps we will find a zoo for her."
Couldn't they just pour a little A1 on Lilli's extra legs and get Jessica Simpson to gnaw them off? Or they couldn't they just surgically remove them and turn them into spare leg soup? Well, if they did that, then they wouldn't be able to milk coins out of Lilli anymore. Poor Lilli, treated like a regular Kowdashian.
On the bright side, if Lilli's spare legs kick in her sleep, she'll forever be untippable.
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Swiss cows are the happiest animals in THE WORLD. They live better than many countries' human populations.
awwwww
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Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 12:04pm.
You know this makes Heather Mills crazy jealous.
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LMAO!
Poor babeh cow. Let her do her Swiss thang.
Spider girl??? THANKS FOR MAKING ME GOOGLE FUCK!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h8swaZWFcE8/SFmSc4MExeI/AAAAAAAAAOk/OXF65UYTCz...
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Fucking disgusting post, but I suppose we should be grateful you haven't heard of spider girl.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Lilli is adorable!
I'm sorry but it's not cute.
Lilli has two legs up on all those bitches!
That's the quote of the day.
I never leave comments, but I had to on this - I laughed so much I thought I would fucking die!! Michael: thanks for making my day; you're MY Hot Sut of All Time!!!
See, now, this little beauty, they should have named MABEL.
Submitted by GingeMinge on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 12:05pm.
Yano, my first name is Lily, and when I was growing up, virtually no one my age shared my name. I thought to myself, "Gosh, it would be nice if more parents named their daughters Lily." Fast forward ?? years, and suddenly every little squealing brat and mutant calf has my name. Turns out, the feeling sucks.
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Lily is my nickname, so there, a human with your name sorta.
This calf is really cute BTW.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Yano, my first name is Lily, and when I was growing up, virtually no one my age shared my name. I thought to myself, "Gosh, it would be nice if more parents named their daughters Lily." Fast forward ?? years, and suddenly every little squealing brat and mutant calf has my name. Turns out, the feeling sucks.
You know this makes Heather Mills crazy jealous.
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
When I was kid we had two calves born with crazy things. One with two extra legs and one with two heads. My grandfather killed them both. But it's not like we could have made money off the google ads on our Freaky Cow videos going viral.
OR it could be a SpiderCow with 2 missing legs?
Theres only one answer.
Veal meatballs.
Directions
Mix the bread with the onions, egg, and meat thoroughly. Add salt and pepper.
Form small balls from the mixture and roll them in flour.
Melt the butter in a frying pan over medium heat, and add meatballs. Brown the meatballs on all sides.
Pour the bouillon over the veal balls, cover, and simmer for about 20 minutes.
Place on a warm serving platter.
Add the rest of the flour to the pan drippings and bring to a boil.
Remove from heat and season with salt, adding the sour cream and dill. Pour over meat.
I really hope this someday leads to people evolving an extra pair of arms & hands. That would be so cool - two hands really are just not enough. I'm like a traveling circus trying to leave the house in the morning. :(
Aw, so cute. Jessica Simpson gnawing on her legs! Michael darling, you have surpassed yourself!
Are those legs going to continue growing like hers? Or just stay that size?
I want her!
*creates bogus farm business on paper, fences in backyard*
*burns down Jack's smoker & hides rub*
OH, I get it. It could produce milk but the stress of carrying a little heifer would kill it. Lilli is NO Jessica Simpson!
"just pour a little A1 on Lilli's extra legs" - Oh, naughty MK, Hehehe Hope they don't get too heavy and hurt her side though!
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Seriously this cow did nothing but through some kind of atomic accident it has extra legs so now instead of being killed and eaten it gets to live in a cage and be pointed at.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwmYvc56wLI
Sinead O'Connor - Red Football
Lilli just needs a dress slit up to *there.*
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Awwww, bless her heart. I will take her and give her a wonderful home...
*mixes up rub and fires up the smoker*
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Good luck to the little critter. :)
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*puts on headphones to drown out the sounds of pigs getting slaughtered*
Lol, SDR, I see we share the farm girl mentality.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Bad spine would probably prevent her from getting knocked up, something milk cows have to do to produce milk. EVERYONE on the farm must work. There are no free rides. No farm animal welfare.
*chews on a hay stalk with UBF*
Is it wrong that all I can think of is extra shank meat?
Submitted by Mama Bear on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:27am.
Caption: What are moo looking at?
Lmao!
She's grossing me out just a little.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Texndoc, a curve in the spine wouldn't stop her from giving milk, but the weight of a full udder would probably hurt her. At 9 gallons per day, but most likely only milked twice a day, that weight can fuck you up if your spine is bad to begin with.
*sits country ass down*
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Caption: What are moo looking at?
She's the Angelina of the farmyard.
And why wouldn't she produce milk. Sounds like something lost in translation the idiot reporter just repeated.
Why does the farmer have to find her a new place? Just let homegirl graze along with the other cows and let her be.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Ewwww and Awwww. So now she gets to live but as a freak show attraction. lol! I guess it's better that going off to cow heaven at an early age.
She's a cute little cow so what the heck.