Evening Crumbs

April 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Due to the Botoxalypse on Nicole Kidman’s forehead, all the wrinkles in her face have fled and have since settled on her hand. And don’t you feel like there should be a poison apple in that prune claw instead of a delicious cupcake? – Lainey Gossip

This vapid, irrelevant, stupid piece of dumb whore trash can’t be serious – Celebitchy

Flashing an East Village punk is all in a day’s work for Shalom Harlow – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

80s surf pants are back and using Cheryl Cole’s legs to terrorize us – Hollywood Tuna

Is that chair inflatable or it just melting from coming into contact with ASkars’ butt cheeks? – The Superficial

No, Rachel Maddow will not tell you how many peens have passed through her pearly gates – Towleroad

JLove is still selling that Client List crap – Popoholic

The Kardashians should try braiding their mouths shut next – The Berry

A dress wearing Lily Collins ICYDK

Can Katie Holmes leave dressing like a 5-year-old to her 5-year-old? – Popsugar

RiRi got a new weave – The Daily What Gossip

HILARIA: It’s not only the name of Alec Baldwin’s new fiancee, but it’s also the best word to describe this entire situation – Just Jared

Having seen Jason Biggs’ ball sack on his wife’s Twitter, I’m not exactly surprised to hear this – OMG Blog

This is what happened when Big Gay Al wet farted on Nicki MinajCrunk + Disorderly

The trailer for Nippy’s last movie is here – I’m Not Obsessed

Proof that Jack & Jill is, was and will always be the worst – SOW

Snatching a man’s catch – Hollywood Rag

Carrie Underwears and a mic: a love story – Cityrag

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