The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 30th!
April 2, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
The new female Viagra. Side effects include: diarrhea; dizziness; flushing; headache; heartburn; stuffy nose; the sudden urge to pull a train. – burpfartsneeze
Runners-up:
Hmmm an old white guy riding on a completely plastic horse’s ass: Bruce Jenner? – flea watch
Entering their golden years, SJP lost interest in sex. But she bought Matthew a plastic surrogate, and he was none the wiser. – Tyroan
This economy has even affected Santa and Mrs. Clause. – Heggie
via Nick Holmes
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