Tuesday, April 3rd 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 2nd!

Octomom was too embarrassed to pick up her welfare check so she got some of her kids to pose as her. - daisy100

Runners-up:

Dammit I hate these blind items....clearly it's Bruce Willis' mouth and Audrina Patridge's eyes (to scale)...

But I can't place the nose. - TFBuckFutter

They can also do Gary Busey's teeth when putting their peens together. - Emeriesan

Four-headed Jesus is finally born. Congratulations Jessica! - bigorexia

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NitWitty's picture
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 7:06pm.

Congrats, Daisy!! LOL
WTG, TB, Emeresian and Big!

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

woodqueen's picture
Submitted by woodqueen on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:53pm.

LOL congrats Daisy100 !

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:00pm.

Love 'em all! 'Grats silly hookerz!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Emeriesan's picture
Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:59pm.

Congrats to my fellow slores and well done Daiseh!

NoAnjl's picture
Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:10pm.

Daisy! LMAO - Congrats!!

Actually, they were all great!! Nice job dudes!!

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Zappy's picture
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:08pm.

LMAO @ Gary Busey's teeth! hahaha!

bigorexia's picture
Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 11:45am.

Well spank you. The Gary Busey one is hilarious.

daisy100's picture
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:54am.

Thank you MK!!! Congrats winners!!

urmomma's picture
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 9:09am.

Well done! Yay! Winners! Daisy, TFBuck, Emeriesan, and Big!

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:37am.

LMAO conngrats daisyxoxoxoxoxoo♥
and all the winners!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:33am.

Way to go winners!! daisaaaay!!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:28am.

Congrats winners! LMFAO!! Btw, too attractive for Octo but close enough, hahahaha

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WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:29am.

Dude, Where's My Brain?

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:28am.

Gorilla my dreams..

Sandbitch's picture
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:04am.

The brilliant part is, when they all roll over it looks just like the other Olsen.

Submitted by patty84 on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 5:34am.

Dick heads.

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later. Mitch Hedberg

Submitted by citizenkaned on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:16am.

and the t is for twats

Dotty, are you insane?

Submitted by The Hoople on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 1:12am.

Doosh-face

empiregirl's picture
Submitted by empiregirl on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:59pm.

Howard Stern's pick for the all new and improved Americas Got Talent

Wow, what a great audience.

empiregirl's picture
Submitted by empiregirl on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:55pm.

A new MTV reality show How to douche back Carson Daley

Wow, what a great audience.

pamorama_j's picture
Submitted by pamorama_j on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:53pm.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, and the long-lost scratch and sniff no evil.

Juiciest Couture's picture
Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:53pm.

The Situation seems to be making friends in rehab.

Frank N. Beans's picture
Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:43pm.

The Jersey Shore guys finally do something clever and show us what Snooki's baby will look like.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:43pm.

I was kind of envisioning a Windsor Knot. With Prince Hairy.
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Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

pamorama_j's picture
Submitted by pamorama_j on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:38pm.

Why the long face?

Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:33pm.

Whatever you do...dont feed them after midnight.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:18pm.

E.T. phone homey!

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:00pm.

A conceptual art installation of Giuliana Rancic's oversized head.

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Submitted by JGinChicago on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:13pm.

The boys of Corbin Fisher had the wrong idea when the directors asked them to rub their heads together. --JGinChicago

Submitted by bikefitter on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:10pm.

Wonderduche powers activated. Form of a Kardashian sister ex.

LaChaylo's picture
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:04pm.

'N Sync found a way to replace Justin the Diva Timberlake for their reunion tour. They got the doucheyness just right.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 8:58pm.

What the Hell kind of GD Scrabble game is this?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 8:58pm.

P.S.

http://youtu.be/3eazq_8jCOg

Enjoy!

lovelylaney's picture
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 8:57pm.

I love gay Mummenschanz. You should see the picture when they stack their sacks!

KittenKatinCanada's picture
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 8:53pm.

Eight ears, four heads, and not a thought between them.

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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)

" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)

tojo's picture
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 7:11pm.

These guys have been inseparable since grade school...

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...the end

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 7:11pm.

Dammit I hate these blind items....clearly it's Bruce Willis' mouth and Audrina Patridge's eyes (to scale)...

But I can't place the nose.

Submitted by I am Legend on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 7:07pm.

Individually they look foolish; together, they can really fuck up a police facial composite sketch.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 7:06pm.

Never in history has the urge to yell "FIRE!" been so deliciously tempting.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

tojo's picture
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 7:06pm.

It was never the same after Roger got that raging case of pink-eye...

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...the end

atlantapug's picture
Submitted by atlantapug on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 7:00pm.

It was all fun and games until they met up with 4 ladies that had genitalia shaved on their heads.

atlantapug's picture
Submitted by atlantapug on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 6:59pm.

Men's room, Ladies' room. Men's room, Ladies' room.

Cinesnatch's picture
Submitted by Cinesnatch on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 6:43pm.

They can't hear the ocean yet, because they're still missing the ears.

Submitted by ladlenitz on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 6:18pm.

Even with four heads, this guy has no forehead.

Submitted by Nacho_Mamma on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 6:18pm.

Four frat dicks barely make one head.

Submitted by aliceswonderland on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 6:12pm.

E.T. go home!!!

AttentionWhore's picture
Submitted by AttentionWhore on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 6:01pm.

All four heads combined, are still not as big as RiRi's forehead.

parissucksliterally's picture
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 5:34pm.

....and it was Mabel Willis's CHIN we were worried about.

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Heaven can wait
And all the gods come down here just to sing for me
And the melody's gonna make me fly
Without pain, without fear

SANS FARDS's picture
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 5:30pm.

haha baconslut....simple, yet brilliant

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 5:28pm.

Sometimes four heads are indeed NOT better than one.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

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