Another Daughter For Bruce Willis

April 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Bruce Willis’ girl wife Emma Heming birthed out his fifth child (if you including Ashton) yesterday and because he’s destined to live a life where he’s always walking into a bathroom in his house to find dirty period panties drying on the towel rack (I grew up in a house full of woman, so been there.), she had a girl! Bruce’s spokeswhore released this statement to People about his fourth daughter:

The Die Hard actor and Heming, a designer-model, “are overjoyed about the newest member of their family. Both mother and baby are healthy and doing beautifully,” says the rep.

Weighing 9 lbs., 1 oz., Mabel Ray is the first child for the couple, who have been married for three years.

MABEL RAY WILLIS?!!! I love that Bruce and Emma named their kid after an 83-year-old memaw who works the cash register at a discount liquor store and became a local star when she pulled a rifle on a news reporter who wanted to talk to her about the jankem lab she runs in the bathroom of the abandoned gas station she squats in. Rumer, Scout, Tallulah and Mabel Ray sound like the members of a gang of bumbling girl outlaws in an old timey western movie. A Knott’s Berry Farm mess.

And yes, I read the “9 lbs. 1 oz” part and wondered if half of that weight belongs to Mabel Ray’s chin.

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