Another Daughter For Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis' girl wife Emma Heming birthed out his fifth child (if you including Ashton) yesterday and because he's destined to live a life where he's always walking into a bathroom in his house to find dirty period panties drying on the towel rack (I grew up in a house full of woman, so been there.), she had a girl! Bruce's spokeswhore released this statement to People about his fourth daughter:
The Die Hard actor and Heming, a designer-model, "are overjoyed about the newest member of their family. Both mother and baby are healthy and doing beautifully," says the rep.Weighing 9 lbs., 1 oz., Mabel Ray is the first child for the couple, who have been married for three years.
MABEL RAY WILLIS?!!! I love that Bruce and Emma named their kid after an 83-year-old memaw who works the cash register at a discount liquor store and became a local star when she pulled a rifle on a news reporter who wanted to talk to her about the jankem lab she runs in the bathroom of the abandoned gas station she squats in. Rumer, Scout, Tallulah and Mabel Ray sound like the members of a gang of bumbling girl outlaws in an old timey western movie. A Knott's Berry Farm mess.
And yes, I read the "9 lbs. 1 oz" part and wondered if half of that weight belongs to Mabel Ray's chin.
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Another old geezer with a young broad. Ewww.
Bruce another republican azzhole Willis.
That floor is making me seasick...
If you look at some of the early Penthouse "big bush" pics of Demi Moore...you can see a bit of the Tater resemblance.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:54pm.
I can't believe this ho saw the other three Willis daughters and still decided she wanted to have a baby with Bruce. It's like playing gene pool Russian Roulette.
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Mel-Tang, honey, it's not Russian Roulette when every chamber is loaded. Loaded with ugly. But gol'diggas don't care, it's all about the 7 figure child support.
I like "Mabel." It's a sweet name. She sounds like someone's cookie/candy making spinster aunt. I can see one of Demi's grandchildren saying: "Oh, that's Aunt Mable who made that fudge. She never got married, but she makes the best candy in the family. I'm not talking nose candy either. Actual candy with sugar."
I'm sure his real kids are thrilled!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Mabel?? wtf?
"birthed out his fifth child (if you including Ashton)..."
HEEEHEEEEHEEEHEEEEEEEE
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Worrying is using your imagination to create something you don’t want.
Maybe when she's older she can hang out with Julia Roberts daughter Hazel.
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Or Hattie( Tory Spelling's kid)
or Stella (Ellen Pompeo)
It sounds like a nursing home to me
Yay Bruce. You proved to the world you can still knock women up. Good on you. You'll be in a walker when your Maple/Mabel/Whatever graduates high school or hits the pole, whichever comes first.
Hopefully for the baby's sake it does not turn out to be as unfortunate looking as his spawn with Demi. The cat down the street is named Mabel.
I hope this baby finally gets some justice from Bruce's genes...but Mabel is a cute name...I like old timey names on kids...I hate all those Fire, Soulbird, Bronx, Brooklyn, Seven, Blue, Rumer, Scout, Apple, and on and on....Mabel is a simple southern name and I see her wearing curlers and smoking Kools with her afternoon Bloody Mary sitting by the pool at the Ramsey Inn (which if you are inthe know know it is Ramada Inn)....
The name and genes are deeply unfortunate, but did anyone notice that in the pic he didn't even open the door for his pregnant wife??
That babeh came out with a lit cigarette in her mouf and a tattoo birthmark.
Damn MK you are just terrible today LMFAO!!!!
Evil Cupcake (hi!!)
I considered Iris for my daughter. And briefly considered Esther.
I didn't pick either and am happy with that but I can't help but have a soft spot for Iris, even though it's a rather hard sounding name.
Speaking of...does anyone regret naming their kids what they did? I don't, thankfully but when I see all the Aiden, Cayden, Brayden, and Haydens at school and all the Madisons and Masons and Logans, I wonder if the parents regret them. When I had my kids in 04, 05 and 06, those above names were everywhere. Max and Connor and Emily and Sophia and Ava too!
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 12:48pm.
Why just not name her CHA-CHIIING Willis ?
poor kid. hope she has some rebellious teen years.
MABEL. Who the fuck names their kid MABEL anymore ????
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BABIES!!!! don't really have chins because it gets in the way of nursing. Chins stop a baby from living at the breastesesss!
My kids didn't start getting chins for at least 3 months.
I agree whole heartedly that older men don't need to keep popping out kids. They are notorious for it in Hollywood but that;s how they get to keep the young wives. It's a trade off.
Of course, if a woman was 57 and had a kid, there would be a war (and there is, when it happens) but men get away with it all the time.
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Dark-sided!
Why would he curse another child with those looks. Why?
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by Mel-Tang: "I can't believe this ho saw the other three Willis daughters and still decided she wanted to have a baby with Bruce."
LOL. No kidding! No one can say she went into this without fair warning.
As for the name, there are some good old fashioned names (Sadie is one) that are cute. Mabel is in the Ethel, Bertha, Doris group.
I know someone who named his twin daughters Imogene and Estelle. Meh.
Well, here's hoping the ugly gene went with Demi after the divorce, cause the world does not need another tato head rumer.
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I have never loved life so much.
I can't believe this ho saw the other three Willis daughters and still decided she wanted to have a baby with Bruce. It's like playing gene pool Russian Roulette. Then again, I guess it sets her up for life financially. I wish I was ruthless and gold diggerish when I was young and had my looks.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 12:26pm.
Mabel! Nothing like aging your baby 80 years.
Maybe when she's older she can hang out with Julia Roberts daughter Hazel.
Someone needs to have a Beulah or a Gertrude.
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Don't forget Greer and Hortence.
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I think Lily Allen named her daughter Ethel. Ugh. You desperately want a baby and endure so much hardship to have her, and then you slap her with that ugly, old-fashioned name.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Why can't a self-important macho crime fighter make XY spermsalot?
Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:43pm.
on busted names - I pleaded with someone not to name her son OSCAR. Right now, he's had to grow into the class bully from being bullied when kids call him weiner and baloney face. (Oscar Mayer Bologna...and yes, I only know how to spell that shit from singing the commercial's song)
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I'M NOT ALONE!
on busted names - I pleaded with someone not to name her son OSCAR. Right now, he's had to grow into the class bully from being bullied when kids call him weiner and baloney face. (Oscar Mayer Bologna...and yes, I only know how to spell that shit from singing the commercial's song)
*pats BH on back for all boy baby batter*
Good Job babe. Good Job.
Marble Rye? Hm, I have food on the brain. Apparently, so did she.
I think the chin gene came from Demi's side of the family... no??
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How the hell are all these small-ass hos having big-ass babies? I have a tiny Asian friend who weighs all of 100 pounds who just had a 9 pound baby this weekend. Meanwhile, my substantial 150-pound ass had a tiny 6 pound baby. It's odd.
Mabel Ray .... and now I can't get OMD's "Enola Gay" out of my head except replacing the words "Enola Gay" with "Mabel Ray."
♫ Mabel Ray, it shouldn't ever have to end this way
Aha Mabel Ray, it shouldn't fade all our dreams away ♫
Yippe kayay motherfuckers.
i bet bruce screams that every time he nuts.
FYI thats from die hard
My mother had an "old" name - Wilma - and she hated it with a passion. Went by a nickname all her life and would get pissed off if anyone called her Wilma, even her sisters.
Why just not name her CHA-CHIIING Willis ?
poor kid. hope she has some rebellious teen years.
MABEL. Who the fuck names their kid MABEL anymore ????
ugly, ugly, trailer park name!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:55am.
I would hate to have a kid at his age... "Oh, what a cute grandbaby you have"... shit like that.
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That happened to my best friend's dad. He had a full head of gray hair complete with gray mustache. When she was out with her dad people would always tell him what a cute granddaughter he had, and sometimes her friends would tell her they saw her with her grandfather.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 12:29pm.
WTF, can't he make a damn boy!?!?!
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Neither can Matt Damon. At least we've progressed to the point that we know not to blame women for not "giving" their Y-chromosome-deficient hubbies a boy. Well, in most places, anyway.
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
My ex SIL named her daughter Esther. Good grief.
Let's hope this batch of parental DNA is a little more forgiving; Lord knows that name's a handicap all by itself.
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Demi has the Tater genes. Her mother had a huge jaw. Lucky for Mabel, since she's already starting out in life with that 1950s housekeeper name.
Uhhh. Look at Willis' head - HE'S the one with the tater gene.
I love some of the "older" names. Like Sadie. I think Sadie is the cutest name ever.
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Heaven can wait
And all the gods come down here just to sing for me
And the melody's gonna make me fly
Without pain, without fear
Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 12:26pm.
Mabel! Nothing like aging your baby 80 years.
Maybe when she's older she can hang out with Julia Roberts daughter Hazel.
Someone needs to have a Beulah or a Gertrude.
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Don't forget Greer and Hortence.
WTF, can't he make a damn boy!?!?!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Mabel! Nothing like aging your baby 80 years.
Maybe when she's older she can hang out with Julia Roberts daughter Hazel.
Someone needs to have a Beulah or a Gertrude.
Jessica Simpson?
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:47am.
I never understood guys getting kids at this age. Of course he can afford it but do you really want to be 73 when your kid graduates ( or as Rande says, drops out to take up acting. LOL!)
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Probably to feed his own ego. I love Robert Deniro, God bless him, but having a baby at 68 (even if it's via surrogate)?? He's going to be 86 years old when that kid graduates high school.
Unreal.
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I didn't even know he got remarried, let alone had enough juice left in his wanker to foist yet, another, tater log onto the world.
the baby son thing seems to eluding bruce...unless he includes ashton...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I blame Bruce for the tater gene.