Taylor Lautner Got A Slimy Facial Last Night
Seen here looking happy at home with several loads of sticky, wet, thick goo all over his alpaca face, Taylor Lautner was just one of the many hos who happily got hit with a Slimer bukkake at last night's Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. They say this is the Kids Choice Awards, but this is really the Tommy Girl's Choice Awards, because these pictures have made TG put the DO NOT DISTURB sign over his dungeon door while asking Xenu to forgive him for his fapping sins. Taylor Lautner + Alien Jizz = a party in Tommy's panties!
Taylor looks a little TOO happy while covered in bright green stickiness. If a load of green goo hit me in the face, I'd wonder what kind of Gerard Butler-like disease the peen it came from suffers from? I know what pineapple does, but what does that?! I bet that's what it looks like when you put a Parasite Hilton cream pie under a black light.
But Taylor wasn't the only one who got slimed last night. So did Halle Berry (insert Gabriel Aubry slow clap here), and below is Justin Bieber getting slimed while Will Smith bear hugged him from behind (via CDAN):
I don't know what happened there, but it has to be illegal in at least 1 province.
Here's a few more pictures from last night's mess of a show. In order!: Andrew Garfield, Kelly Taylor, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Jesse McCartney, Kelly Osbourne, Katy Perry, some Garbage Pail Kid refugees, Kristen Stewart, Emma Stoner, Ashley Jizzdale, Halle Berry, The Lesbeaver with Will Smith and Michelle Obama.
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Sans Fards, I agree with you in regards to Emma Stone. maybe she's still filming Spiderman?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 3:56pm.
someone PLEASE let me roundhouse kick Katy Perry in the face......
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I'm happy to take the picture and/or video for that while I cheer you on.
Yeah had to watch this with my tween last night. He was very upset when Taylor won for best kickbutt - my tween son does not like Twilight and well he's sick of Drake & Josh and Victorious too LOL :)
The show this year was pretty bland compared to previous ones imho
Will Smith was seriously holding onto Beiber from behind in the final slime!
Hmmmm, is the First Lady's underwear shining through those pants? With is that?
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
"because these pictures have made TG put the DO NOT DISTURB sign over his dungeon door while asking Xenu to forgive him for his fapping sins." - LMMFAO MK!!! ;D
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 3:56pm.
someone PLEASE let me roundhouse kick Katy Perry in the face......
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Permission granted. She is so irritating. I thought not having Russell Brand around might do her some good...but there you are.
Why why WHY did Emma Stone pull a Lilo and go blonde, when she has such lovely red hair that non-gingers like myself would DIE for? I just don't understand.
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Damn. That's The Incredible Hulk's money shot right there.
I think everyone is sick of seeing Katy Perry. Emma Stone and Tisdale look great.
someone PLEASE let me roundhouse kick Katy Perry in the face......
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