Taylor Lautner Got A Slimy Facial Last Night

April 1, 2012 / Posted by:

Seen here looking happy at home with several loads of sticky, wet, thick goo all over his alpaca face, Taylor Lautner was just one of the many hos who happily got hit with a Slimer bukkake at last night’s Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. They say this is the Kids Choice Awards, but this is really the Tommy Girl’s Choice Awards, because these pictures have made TG put the DO NOT DISTURB sign over his dungeon door while asking Xenu to forgive him for his fapping sins. Taylor Lautner + Alien Jizz = a party in Tommy’s panties!

Taylor looks a little TOO happy while covered in bright green stickiness. If a load of green goo hit me in the face, I’d wonder what kind of Gerard Butler-like disease the peen it came from suffers from? I know what pineapple does, but what does that?! I bet that’s what it looks like when you put a Parasite Hilton cream pie under a black light.

But Taylor wasn’t the only one who got slimed last night. So did Halle Berry (insert Gabriel Aubry slow clap here), and below is Justin Bieber getting slimed while Will Smith bear hugged him from behind (via CDAN):

I don’t know what happened there, but it has to be illegal in at least 1 province.

Here’s a few more pictures from last night’s mess of a show. In order!: Andrew Garfield, Kelly Taylor, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Jesse McCartney, Kelly Osbourne, Katy Perry, some Garbage Pail Kid refugees, Kristen Stewart, Emma Stoner, Ashley Jizzdale, Halle Berry, The Lesbeaver with Will Smith and Michelle Obama.

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