Hot Slut Of The Day!
Petunia Pig – Long before Posh Beckham was the sexiest pig in the pen, there was Porky Pig’s main honey-glazed piece Petunia Pig! Many have tried and all have failed to replicate Petunia Pig’s signature piping hot come hither (or maybe she’s just always honey baked as all hell) look that can turn pig peens into bacon and pig no-nos into sausage donuts. Petunia first started making Porky’s tail curl something extra in the 1930s when she was bald-headed and had inflamed testicle cheeks. Years later, Petunia updated her look with a black weave, but one thing has always stayed the same: bitch knows how to keep a man oinking for more. Watch and learn:
Petunia’s long-lost, separated-at-the-pen sister Khloe Kardashian ain’t got shit on her!