Chevy Chase And Community Might Be Done Professionally
In case you haven't noticed by the dozens of "I'M PREGGERZ! ....AYPROOL FULLZ!!1!!#!!" statuses clogging up your Facebook feed, today is International Sike Day and so I'm looking at everything with an extra squinty side eye, especially after I tried to order Hungry Hungry Hippo for iPad. So when I heard a voicemail at Deadline of Chevy Chase mouth shitting out a fuck-ridden rant at Dan Harmon, I thought it was suspect at first. But then I remembered one very important thing: Chevy Chase is an asshole so it has to be real life!
Deadline and Reddit have both been following Chevy's feud with Community's creator Dan Harmon, which started when Clark Griswold had a diva meltdown during the last day of filming and stormed off of the set. At the wrap party, Dan got back at Chevy by giving a "Fuck You" speech and encouraged the entire cast and crew to chant "Fuck you, Chevy!" Chevy, who was there with his wife and daughter, once again, threw his silk scarf over his shoulder, arched his back and sashayed out of the party like a true diva queen!
Chevy later left Dan that voicemail (click here to hear it) where he said that he only stormed off of the set because he didn't get his script beforehand. Chevy then slightly tickled the edges of my bitch gene by telling Dan to "suck his cock" several times. Sources tell Deadline that Chevy has stormed off the set several times during shooting and they wouldn't be surprised if his character is written out of the show next season.
I don't watch Community (I know, I know), but I would watch a show where Chevy Chase STORMS off of the set over and over again. I love it when a mad ho STORMS out of anywhere. Chevy is known for being as pleasant as a urethra wart and he tried it with that voicemail, but he's going to need to come harder if he wants to win this bitch fight. Dan Harmon gets all the points for chanting "Fuck you, Chevy" in front of Chevy's family. That is the kind of cunt move that brings a tear to my eye.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:51pm.
I know, right?! I'm so reading this book.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
His real name is Cornelius and I think he's from a very wealthy family/upbringing.
I know he's a dick but I just loved the movies he made with Goldie Hawn. Love them.
I see Chevy is still a fucking ray of sunshine.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:47pm.
Sluteena, apparently it really happened.
And holy shit, I just scanned this article.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,361712,00.html
Damn.
And apparently Victoria Jackson was always nuts (and never far out of character).
I thought that picture looked like Keith Olbermann and after reading the post, those two are twins. Olbermann got fired by Al Gore for being a DIVA asshole. Al Gore! Oh, BTW Olbermann promises to sue Al Gore into oblivion. Al Gore! It's a Rush fan's dream come true.
I pride myself on coming up with the most graphic and disturbing Would You Rathers. Everyone I know turns green as soon as the words "would you rather..." come out.
Me, I'd pick Jerry lee in that one. The Chevy Chase thing going public would be too much to live with.
There should be a show that's just people flipping out.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Bo, apparently it really happened.
And holy shit, I just scanned this article.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,361712,00.html
*edit* Oops, just realized Bo posted it, not you, Sluteena.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:25pm.
Newsflash, Chevy. You're no Bill Murray.
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LOL!
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Yea it's him. The sad part is he's a great comedian. An original cast member of SNL. His National Lampoon Vacation movies are classics which I'm sure many of the other D-listers who grew up in the 80s will attest to. At his age people should remember him fondly like Akroid, Belushi, or Murray but they don't because of his bad attitude.
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Alana Smithee
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Sexy Decoy on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:39pm.
You are sick. I like that.
lol, you don't know the half of it
Submitted by Sexy Decoy on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:39pm.
Would you rather: Chevy Chase NOW, every single hole, and Vivid releases the tape for all to see
OR
suck off Jerry Lee Lewis NOW, swallow, and your shame would never become public.
That's not a choice! That's a reason to commit suicide!;p
That's like asking me if I'd rather have my fingers cut off slowly one by one or having my hand chopped off real quick at the wrist.
*curls into fetal position and cries*
I remember a rumor when Bill Murray slugged him before one of the SNL shows. Or slogged him. Chevy Chase is a untalented jerk. Good riddance to him.
Submitted by Sexy Decoy on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:39pm.
You are sick. I like that.
Not only he is an arse but he is deeply un-funny. was seated at a charity event near him a few years ago. fucking disturbing to be around.
I've never seen Community, which is a shame because I like Joel McCale and Jim Rash.
Weekly series just seem like way too much of a commitment. The really sad thing is that I have a DVR. :)
Lol @ Ugly. "Vulva Pissant" (Volvo passat)
Would you rather: Chevy Chase NOW, every single hole, and Vivid releases the tape for all to see
OR
suck off Jerry Lee Lewis NOW, swallow, and your shame would never become public.
Apparently Chevy is a douchenozzle of the highest order. I remember hearing how his cast mates on SNL hated his guts with the passion of a million suns. I think he pretty much burned every bridge (and footpath) he ever had in HW and before he got this gig (much to the surprise of the industry ) he was kinda blackballed for his Diva like fits. This doesn't surprise me at all. He must know he's on thin ice as it is so not being able to NOT be a dickwad kinda makes you think all the hate on him was justified.
Having said that I really did love all the National Lampoon movies he made.
Submitted by Slutleena on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:34pm.
"Chevy has a history of strained Hollywood relationships. When they had his Friars Club Roast they couldn't find anyone from his past to roast him which is bad considering you're a comedian."
At some point, you get into so many fights that the problem just *has* to be you. Never heard of him. Never watched Community. But he sounds horrible. I hope he gets written out, just for being a bad person.
Chevy has a history of strained Hollywood relationships. When they had his Friars Club Roast they couldn't find anyone from his past to roast him which is bad considering you're a comedian. He should be grateful anyone is putting up with him at this point. If he has a problem working on "sitcoms" he should go back to doing the nothing he was doing before.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Hahaha LaChaylo, Irritable bowels come to mind... lollollol ;p
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I'm surprised he wasn't written out of the show sooner. He and Senor Chang are not funny. At least Chang is hardly on the show anymore.
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He looks like a female friend of mine, which is very disturbing.
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Been trying to listen to this audio since yesterday and it just won't play. Oh well. Anyone else having trouble listening to it?
And I'm gonna quote Bill Murray about Chevy Chase: "medium talent".
Indeed he should be thankful he has a job of sorts. I completely forgot about Chevy Chase and thought he retired or something.
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Submitted by Sexy Decoy on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:26pm.
Why did his parents name him Chevy? I would've given him a Native American name for "strange beaver with unfounded ego".
I think "heapum big Cadillac" was taken already. Hatchback of Notre Dame?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 2:23pm.
{Divos, please! Take the bitch fight outside!}
Divos! xD
At this point, he should be thankful even for Lipitor TV spots.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Why did his parents name him Chevy? I would've given him a Native American name for "strange beaver with unfounded ego".
Newsflash, Chevy. You're no Bill Murray.
Divos, please! Take the bitch fight outside!
"It's Not Easy Being A Cunt" - LOL ;P
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Chevy has morphed into something truly hideous (I'm not even talking about the DIVA'tude).
Hahaha! Men are dumb. "Suck my cock"!
WTF?
He reportedly had the crew chanting along.
"Shalikla!"