In case you haven’t noticed by the dozens of “I’M PREGGERZ! ….AYPROOL FULLZ!!1!!#!!” statuses clogging up your Facebook feed, today is International Sike Day and so I’m looking at everything with an extra squinty side eye, especially after I tried to order Hungry Hungry Hippo for iPad. So when I heard a voicemail at Deadline of Chevy Chase mouth shitting out a fuck-ridden rant at Dan Harmon, I thought it was suspect at first. But then I remembered one very important thing: Chevy Chase is an asshole so it has to be real life!
Deadline and Reddit have both been following Chevy’s feud with Community’s creator Dan Harmon, which started when Clark Griswold had a diva meltdown during the last day of filming and stormed off of the set. At the wrap party, Dan got back at Chevy by giving a “Fuck You” speech and encouraged the entire cast and crew to chant “Fuck you, Chevy!” Chevy, who was there with his wife and daughter, once again, threw his silk scarf over his shoulder, arched his back and sashayed out of the party like a true diva queen!
Chevy later left Dan that voicemail (click here to hear it) where he said that he only stormed off of the set because he didn’t get his script beforehand. Chevy then slightly tickled the edges of my bitch gene by telling Dan to “suck his cock” several times. Sources tell Deadline that Chevy has stormed off the set several times during shooting and they wouldn’t be surprised if his character is written out of the show next season.
I don’t watch Community (I know, I know), but I would watch a show where Chevy Chase STORMS off of the set over and over again. I love it when a mad ho STORMS out of anywhere. Chevy is known for being as pleasant as a urethra wart and he tried it with that voicemail, but he’s going to need to come harder if he wants to win this bitch fight. Dan Harmon gets all the points for chanting “Fuck you, Chevy” in front of Chevy’s family. That is the kind of cunt move that brings a tear to my eye.