The Morphing Of Lindsay Lohan's Face
From the makers of that nightmare-inducing Cheetos blooming (and wilting) morphing video is this anti-crack, anti-delusion, anti-White Oprah, anti-Restylane and anti-self tanner PSA where Lindsay Lohan's face goes from 0 to 60-years-old in 1 minute. This shit is like watching a train conducted by White Oprah slowly careen off the tracks before taking out a dump truck carrying broken meth pipes and crashing directly into an old dentures dispensary. This mess is creepy, it's fascinating and it's looking into a Faces of Meth kaleidoscope. They should really play this video in front of every child actor and tell them this could be their face on fame. And now, I have to cleanse my eyeballs over a pot of boiling holy water.
via Buzzfeed


People talk all kinds of trash about her now, but when and or if she dies in the next few years (which is highly likely) I hope people don't start kissing the ass of her carcass. People have no sympathy for her now, as well they probably shouldn't, I just hope people don't try to turn her into a martyr. I think she trots herself out for attention and she is addicted to the fame as much as anything else,but she isn't offering up anything more than a pathetic spectacle for people to gawk at. She profits from it. This video is deeply unsettling. I mean, the Britney video was kind of disappointing but, I mean, it was a joke compared to this. Holy fucking shit.
such a shame what lilo did to her face... the last set of pictures became scarier and scarier...
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I don't think there are a whole lot of people who actually feel sorry for her. It is just really sad to see this happening to her. I hope she can come out of all of this very soon.
Lindsay Lohan continues her unique games but hopefully there are brighter days ahead for her if she would just take some helpful advice.
I don't think there are a whole lot of people who actually feel sorry for her. It is just really sad to see this happening to her. I hope she can come out of all of this very soon.
Lindsay Lohan continues her down-slide and her unique games but hopefully there are brighter days ahead for her if she would just take some helpful advice.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 9:42pm.
I think she's going to try to do the right thing with Liz Taylor but after that it's anybodies guess as to what going to happen to her.
Also do you also find it odd that right after Judge Sautner tells her to "stop clubbing" and concentrate on work, she does an interview with TMZ and slams people that think she's a serial party girl. Why didn't just slam the judge when she had a chance to.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 3:27pm.
hohan's elizabeth taylor movie is going to be a hot mess.
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Scary shit. Thing is, if she saw this, it STILL wouldn't sink in what she's done to herself. It'd like "Wow, look at the cool video of ME!"....
Oh the magic of drugs....
Man, she used to be so cute and fresh faced.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 11:01am.
That's what's sickening. They can make anyone look great in a movie regardless of their true appearance.
Unclean...
This is so sad, and terrifying, and very enjoyable to watch. I hate that bitch....
Unclean....
So sad....and terrifying..
And how can White Oprah blab about "her child" here and there with a straight face?
Seeing the demise of my daughter, this way, would LITERALLY break my heart.
She never cared/cares, she only cares about the checks coming in. Beyond fucked.
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Cannot believe I'm saying this, but they really took some of the most hideous shots of her recently to use in that morph. She doesn't look great lately but she doesn't look as much like a corpse as she did 6 months ago. Getting rid of that disgusting white cotton candy shit hair makes her complexion look less like wax and she's not quite as stoned-looking all the time.
She was adorable when she was a kid and had the potential to be really lovely. The worst part of that thing was watching her eyes just go dead within the span of two or three pictures. She really only keeps fucking herself up, not anyone else.
I feel sorry for her, whether she deserves it or not.
She might actually be good (or at least OK) playing Elizabeth Taylor filming "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf", and thereafter.
And I don't mean that (entirely) in snark. If LL could let go of her vanity (and was brave like Liz), it's conceivable she might turn in an enjoyable performance of Liz in her alcoholic, bloated, don't-give-a-shit, screechy, brawling with Burton glory days.
the soundtrack is really spooookkkyyyy.
in the end she looks like victoria gotti.
i dunno how the poor make up artists are going to make her look like Elizabeth Taylor?
are they gonna employ the same cgi team from Avatar?
the makeup artists will have less trouble trying to make me look like elizabeth taylor, at this stage just put a wig on me, shave my stumble, give me a pair of oranges, a red valentino dress, tuck my private parts and cast me as elizabeth taylor... and that would be more realistic than linday.
shakemykitty that was beautiful.
This does remind me of Whitney. Just before her death, when they posted the photos of her drunk at the club, I was shocked at the decline in her beauty.
I ddn't recognize her face. She had been so gorgeous, especially her eyes and skin and in the last photos her skin looked so saggy and bloated and her eyes were dead.
Agree that Caucasian skin is more sensitive. But we all age from the inside too. Take great care of your skin and you will not look younger really. You will look like an older person who has nice skin. Better than looking like total crap.
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Great post!
Please stop all rumours that Crackie has AIDS-lest we begin again to have sympathy for her. She doesn't have AIDS nor is she HIV+ for the matter and the reasons are obvious. Whether you have the virus and are trying to avoid converting to AIDS status or have AIDS and trying to prevent reoccurence of oppunistic infections, you have have to take a shitload of meds. The side effects of which are awful and you have to be diligent in doing so 24/7. Now can anyone see Crackie doing something she is SUPPOSED to do 24/7? No, didn't think so. I know she has has the DNA of a cockroach and nothing seems to kill her, but AIDS would. Her transformation into the mutant we see today is simply the result of all the toxins she ingested. Her liver/kidneys are damaged beyond repair and are not filtering the drugs like they used to. Yes, even for a cockroach, bad habits do finally catch up to you. And in order to hide the fact the her innards are quitting her, She "fattened" up her face with fillers, had veneers that look like dentures placed, and has had fake hair woven into her balding head. Bottom line, she still looks like shit despite the new influx of cash. But since she's a cockroach, she mutates to survive. That's all this is.
i'd still do her. put bag over head.
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Submitted by kndall44 on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 4:28am.
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All child actors age this badly and their careers go down the tubes.
Her fate was inevitable
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Ron Howard? Shirley Temple? Jodie Foster? Brooke Shields?
Her eyes go from super sweetness to sad which made me sad. :(
Sandra Bullock was born in 1964 so she has a few years before she's over 50.... don't rush it!!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 4:17am.
Calling her look mid-40s is an affront to 40 year olds.
By Hollywood standards, this trick looks 60.
Sandra Bullock is in her 40s, for example, and looks FAR younger than this crackberry.
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Sandy is actually 50 or 51. Even Bernadette Peters, who's 64 looks better than her.
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bitch would make more money if she came out and was like, i was raped by my dad sucked off majoy hollywood heads for a contract,did meth and coke with pretty much all kinds of famewhores and name them all...just go on dr. drew and come clean. fuck it! and, does she have aids for real??WTF never heard that. scary ass shit!
Poor girl :(
bigorexia:
That is not exactly true. SOME black people (and other people of color) age well. It really has to do more with your genetics, black OR white, than your race.
Me, personally? I am black and Native American and I come from a family that has genes that are enviable. Most of the people in my direct family look younger than they are. My grandmother is nearly 80 and has minimal wrinkles on her face. She is almost fully Native American Indian. And she smoked and drank for years. But there are people in my family that never have and they look like shit, because, unlike my immediate family, they eat bad foods, don't live healthy lifestyles at ALL, and do drugs.
I don't live in America, and have not for the last ten years. I look younger than my younger brother and sister, because I eat healthier food than they do (even though we ate healthy food growing up. They eat shit now), and I HAVE done drugs. But I have never been excessive or obsessive about anything when it comes to drugs.
So black most certainly WILL crack. Don't make me pull out the photos!
I WILL say, however, that if you are black, it usually is not necessary to have extensive plastic surgery once the aging begins. A little eye work, and lipo of excess skin 9which attacks EVERYONE), and we are usually good to go!
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Submitted by bigorexia on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 4:25am.
But I think black people are immune to the effects of too much crack and sunshine. ;)
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Melanin is a relative thing - it varies widely, even among black people - so it's protective qualities alone don't apply equally across the board to all of us.
Look at Whitney Houston. She looked her age, compared to a white woman of the same age, but her cardiovascular system was beat up. Wrinkles and the things that would have aged a far younger white woman weren't there so much, but she had a lot of the other signs - I suspect because she had put so much wear and tear on her body.
Ill health DOES show up on your face, even if you are black, and of course no one is immune from the effects of gravity.
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All child actors age this badly and their careers go down the tubes.
Her fate was inevitable.
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In response to TheBreakdown (your earlier post about circuit parties):
You do have the added advantage of being black though, as black don't crack. I used to check in passengers from London to Lagos (mostly Nigerians), and I swear... some of those women I thought were 40 and it turned out they were born in the 1920s.
Unfortunately, the ginges do have the most sensitive skin.I'm kind of 50% ginge and at 27 I am beginning to see signs of ageing, despite not drinking or smoking. Just occasional dabbling in other things and a lot of tanning when I was 22, which I regret.
But I think black people are immune to the effects of too much crack and sunshine. ;)
Calling her look mid-40s is an affront to 40 year olds.
By Hollywood standards, this trick looks 60.
Sandra Bullock is in her 40s, for example, and looks FAR younger than this crackberry.
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Im starting to believe that she really does have Aids...
Christ..she looks at least 44 years old. Looking 44 is just fine if you are in your 40's.
I'd hate to be in the same room as her, the stench alone would cause me to want to wear a hazmat suit.
Am I the only one who wants to have sex with Joan Rivers? I love her, wait, maybe this is the wrong thread. But I don't care how much work she's had done. I just want to kiss her all over.
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Submitted by justincase on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 10:21pm.
Fame kills.
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Fame kills = Greed kills. Greed...it's at the root of it all.
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She was so fucking cute once.
Sad.
Whitney Houston's face had a similar look.
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Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 9:15pm.
Off topic:
Brown is Robert's favorite color. I know a gaylicious who is wearing brown pants today. Size small of course. I love him but not his genitals. I am gonna put on my horse head and jump into a pool.
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Are they boyfriends?? They sound hot in a platonic, beer drinking , smoking kind of way.
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Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 9:15pm.
Off topic:
Brown is Robert's favorite color. I know a gaylicious who is wearing brown pants today. Size small of course. I love him but not his genitals. I am gonna put on my horse head and jump into a pool.
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Are they boyfriends?? They sound hot in a platonic, beer drinking , smoking kind of way.
Shudder. Almost as scary as the face morphing scenes in Inland Empire.
Speaking of David Lynch, in her own way Lindsay is quite a Lynchian character. This morph shows it: the dichotomy/ shift between the beautiful bright-eyed (albeit deeply damaged) girl and the grotesque utterly lost whore/ junkie woman. At one time, she was as beautiful as Laura Palmer. I can imagine she's been in situations about as sordid as any in Lynch's movies (or Twin Peaks). Now she's so deep in denial there's no need for a dream: she's a Diane who, even in waking life, still believes she's Betty.
crack is whack.
Fame kills.
I expected worse.
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hahahahahaha....that was mean...hahahahahahaha!
She WAS so pretty. That was f'ing scary @ the end.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Off topic:
Brown is Robert's favorite color. I know a gaylicious who is wearing brown pants today. Size small of course. I love him but not his genitals. I am gonna put on my horse head and jump into a pool.
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Oh my God that was truly frightening! The hold mw i'm scared tags Michael K gave were soooo appropriate.
She really fucked herself up good
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The rotting teeth were most likely caused by meth but the real issue is why was she self medicating in such a severe way. What is the underlying issue there?
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Linds, how is the face, girl? Moving along?