Things That Will Exist: A Sequel To Twins
Ron Burgundy as Ron Burgundy announced on Conan a couple of nights ago that you will see more of Anchorman in the near future. This is a DO WANT sequel. Well, Hollywood always knows how to take the pucker out of your asshole, because now they're giving us a DO NOT WANT sequel. The Hollywood Reporter says that Universal is working on a sequel to 1988's Twins called Triplets (...ugh) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito and Eddie Murphy as their third brother. You can't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger Danny DeVito Eddie Murphy without A-P-R-I-L-P-H-O-O-L-S (yes, you can but just go with it). Unfortunately, this isn't a joke.
Ivan Rietman is the producer on Triplets and he's currently looking for a writer and director to bring this cinematic nightmare to life. Arnold, Danny and Eddie have all agreed to do this.
Arnold, Danny and Eddie each have enough money to build themselves 30,000 square foot mansions out of $100 bills, so they can't only be doing this for a check. Why are they doing this to us? Hollywood is splattering our eyes with this dirty diaper mess, but yet they haven't given us a sequel to Big Business called Bigger Business (starring Bette, Lily and Mo'Nique.) Or a sequel to Outrageous Fortune called Outrageouser Fortune? Triplets it not what I ordered! Take it back. I'd rather Alicia Silverstone bird-feed me January Jones' placenta than watch this mess.
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They do it because they have famewhoreitis - pay attention to meeeeeee!
Was the original Twins even a hit? When you are that rich you are supposed to do the little projects that mean a lot to you even if they aren't big hits, but these guys scrape the barrel instead.
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I love lamp.
OMG excited!
I hated Anchorman too. Did not find a single scene funny.
Shandi - I loved Twins...never seen Anchorman.
I must by the odd man out here. I love the movie Twins but I hated the movie Anchorman.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:22pm.
ROTFL
I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:14pm.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:11pm.
I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.
-I know! I am cracking up, too!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 2:02pm.
"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...People know me...I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
You're giving me a case of the giggles Louise B!:)
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:58pm.
Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials, no mercy!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:57pm.
Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:50pm.
You guys are a bunch of 12 years olds arent you?
uh huh. CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and there's an Anchorman viewing party at my place tonite. Somebody bring Scotch.. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:45pm.
I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
Will there be a Casio duel instead of a flute duel?
Sequels are cynical and sucky, except of course Godfather II. End the Madness. How is Hollywood any different to Branson, MO?
I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon, But I’ve also nicknamed my testes.
The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.
You guys are a bunch of 12 years olds arent you?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:40pm
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina
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ROTF*dies*
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:40pm
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina
Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:36pm.
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Ya Orangy, that character is classic and the 80 had so many things to poke fun at that it's actually a sequel I'm looking forward to as well and I usually HATE sequels.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I watched Conan for only the 2nd time just to see Ron Burgundy. I love that movie and WILL see the sequel.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:23pm.
"It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"
it smells like Bigfoot's dick!!
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LMAO...I LOVE ANCHORMAN
"That’s the smell of desire my lady."
Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation.
LOL Loiuse and Whamo! HahahahaHahahahaa Too good on this Friday afternoon! ;D
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"looking for a writer and director to bring this cinematic nightmare to life"
well, just complete the circle of fuckery and hire Brett Ratner.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The Anchorman sequel's gonna take place in the 80's. Goddamnit I'm excited.
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:23pm.
"It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"
it smells like Bigfoot's dick!!
When I was in college my friends and I would watch Anchor Man over and over.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:19pm
How are you? You look awfully nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time."
LMAO! The Anchorman quotes are cracking me up.
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
When I first heard about this I thought they were doing a REMAKE of Twins... I was like whothefuck are they gonna use as Eddie's little twin, Webster?
Either way, this is gonna SUCK ASS. I fucking hate anything with AHnuld in it... Conan the Barbarian should have been his one and only movie... and Eddie Murphy's "comedy" is predictable... retire that shit already.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
"It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:17pm.
You look like a blueberry!
Only if they could steal the t.v. show title and call it "3.5 Men" and include Gary Busey will I go see it.
Otherwise...SUCK IT.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:10pm.
I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited. " -
Meh...
I didn't see the originals of either film.
UGH! Just. NO!
I love Danny DeVito as Frank on Always Sunny. He makes.me laugh until I cry. Arnie just makes.me want.to.hurl. Eddie Murphy was.funny on SNL as Gumby. I'm GUMBY damnit. His Mr. Rogers was hilarious as was his Little Rascal character. He pretty much sucks now.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:04pm.
LOL!!
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder
why do they keep making movies with Eddie Murphy?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:02pm.
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
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I"m seriously still laughing while I'm writing this.
I hate the entertainment industry.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
"The entertainment industry" Now THAT'S funny!
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
I love Scotch. Scotch, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down,down into my belly. My favorite Ron Burgundy quote.
They will not be getting my money for that 3 Stooges shit either!
I love Ron Burgundy, and I don't care that he's a misogynist pig either.
This Triplets shit sounds like a total trainwreck though. Can't believe they're wasting their time on it.
Happy Friday peeps!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."