Once Again, There's Always A Blonde In The Back Saying It All With An Eye Roll

Your eyeballs can thank the blonde in the background for rolling her eyes so they don't have to. Give your eyeballs the day off, they deserve it.

Here's Xtina making sight balls do the wave while sitting courtside with her paid piece Matthew Rutever and Christina Milian at the Lakers game in L.A. last night. In all seriousness, Xtina usually looks like a Snooki and Hatchet Face drunk swirl, so besides the Count Chocula ass brows, the Hamburglar ass shirt, the Fritos Chili Cheese ass skin and the skid mark ass blush, she looks good! Did I miss anything?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:46pm.

wow if you showed me the first pic from that slideshow I wouldn't have known WHO it was!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:45pm.

Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:56pm.

omg that is a cute pic of her! and then she had to go and skankify herself and turn into a bloated drunken mess.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:42pm.

Snooki looks healthier now that she's pregnant

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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:42pm.

@ Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:56pm.

That old pic is really cute. Hard to remember her like that.

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:42pm.

Just once I would like to see all these celeb folks attend a Clippers game...

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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:40pm.

I don't go to basketball games so I ask... is this how one dresses to a game? Shouldn't one want to feel comfortable? Christina will always be a Mickey Mouse Club geek kid to me. Never imagined her life being like this.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:38pm.

Her friends outfit...eh. I don't like it. I hate this 80's trend.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:38pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:50pm.

I'd LOVE to give her a makeunder.
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I'd like to give her a lieunder, and yes I would.
She's a little pudgy but I find her to be kinda cute, what the heck why not!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:38pm.

she looked great in the 2010 pic. So pretty, and then she went and gained 40 lbs and dressing/acting trashy.

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Submitted by jackie on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:38pm.

The two Christinas. They both look good. I still wish I could give her a Makeover though. She needs to go on that show on vh1 about June Ambrose giving celebrities a new look.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:36pm.

Herr current look is the worst.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:35pm.

She actually looks pretty good here, I don't know who pink pants is but her legs next to Xtina makes her look like she'd be 7 feet tall.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:34pm.

The problem with Xtina is that she was never hot.

She was naturally cute, but that was enough, so she had to go and buy titty balls, skankerize her body, and try to chase Britney's fans when she could have left well enough alone and stuck with ONE image instead of trying out 17.

Then, Lady Gaga took her bottle blonde hair act, added a few dashes of IGNUNT and ran with it. I remember when Lady Gaga first came out and she claimed not to know who she was.

You know who the fuck she is now, don't ya, Xtina?!

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Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:29pm.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:54pm.
Christina Milian is cute.
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Totally agree. But maybe it's the lighting off those Pepto Bismal leggings that's giving my intestines contractions. And I like pink.

Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:26pm.

Here's a good slideshow of Christina's "transformation" over the years:

http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/transformations/photos/0,,2029012...

I remember the hot second she used to look like this and miss it:
http://free-pianosheetmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Christina-Agu...

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:26pm.

If I grabbed her hair, would it snap off in my hands?

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:24pm.

Thumbs 4 & 5 - she's keeping an eye on that drink making sure her piece doesn't spill that precious cocktail!

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:24pm.

Christina Milian is cute.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:23pm.

@ Lisbet459, I think it must be tattooed on makeup. ;-)

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:23pm.

I like her hair length. I do wish she'd tone down with the bleached blonde, though. She'd look sooooo much better if she softened her look even just a little.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:23pm.

She looks less bloated.

That's my "say something nice" for today, folks.

Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:21pm.

I cannot with her AT.ALL. That HAIR is a feckin wreck and she looks like she was recently exhumed with the pale face and tomatoe lips.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:20pm.

She looks pretty good. Compared to what she's looked like previously. She's always been pretty, but just really trashy all the time.

I'd LOVE to give her a makeunder.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:18pm.

I think she's really pretty, and the weight gain isn't the end of the world. It's her body, she looks good and she's not exactly in need of being taken out of her house by crane.

Even the outfit is...okay? Am I right? (I may be grading on a curve here.)

I just wish she'd do her makeup better, and dye her hair a more forgiving colour. And lay off the self tan a bit. She really doesn't seem to have changed her makeup from when she was having her first hits and wasn't she about 17 at that point?

Submitted by NDNchief on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:15pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

The "new" LAKERS lost last night. Now I know it's cuz of the booze oozing out of Snookitina's pores. My LAKERS got dizzy. I miss Derek Fisher already.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:15pm.

Hurrah! She is not wearing leggings, and her ass is covered!

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Time you straighten right out,
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Submitted by Datura on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:14pm.

It might just be my bad eyes, but Christina doesn't look as orange as usual. She looks, dare I say, good.

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Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:13pm.

MK: "Did I miss anything?"

Just the traditional cotton candy yellow straw hair.