OctoMom Talked To Her Child Army About Taking Her Top Off For A Check
On an episode of The Mah Boo Fun Time Hour of Giggles airing today, The Silver Fox puts his giggle on hold to talk to Michelle Duggar's partner in populating, OctoMom, about those awkward half-nekkid pictures of her pulled and pricked baby machine making body in Closer Magazine. TMZ said that Octo pulled her chichis out for ten thousand dollars, but she tells Anderson that she got $1,000 for each octuplet. For those of you who have the adding skills of a Simpson, that's $8,000! I couldn't even get an offer of 8 expired game tickets from Bullwinkle's to put my nipples on display, so good on you, Octo.
Octo also tells Anderson that she shit on most of the offers thrown at her (including a $1 million offer from Vivid to give birth to a peen, backwards), because they went against her morals. But when the eviction notices started piling up on her doorstep and she was a checking account withdrawal away from the homeless shelter, she loosened her morals and pulled her top off. But it was a hard decision for Octo. Octo spent more time thinking about taking her clothes off than she spent thinking about whether or not she should let a back alley certified doctor shove 8 fucking embryos up into her body. But before Octo said yes to undress, she gathered her 14 children around and talked it over with them. Octo's oldest kid is around 10 years old and her youngest are all 3 years old, so that conversation must have been fun for everyone around:
Octo: "Okay, kids, we're thisclose to selling mud pies on the freeway off ramp, so mama has to pull her feeding bags out for rent money. All in favor, raise your hands. Oh damn, I can't see anything. I don't know if it's because the lights are off in my head or if it's because ConEd turned the lights off in the house again."
Octo is doing what she has to do to put half of Food 4 Less on the dinner table each night, but how many more $8k offers is she going to get? Octo is going about it the wrong way. What she needs to do is put all of her 14 kids in brown curly wigs down to their ankles and find a way to get them to the Duggar compound. Michelle Duggar won't even notice, and if she does, put those 14 kids in flowers costumes. Because the three things Michelle Duggar can't say no to are: her own children, flowers and Jim Bob's sperm. (Plan C: Put those 14 kids in Jim Bob sperm fish costumes.)
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I too, loathe her.
Wrapping my brain around having 14 "fatherless" children is impossible. Wrapping my brain around THIS woman having 14 "fatherless" children can send me into a tailspin of fear and anxiety at what the children may become.
CATHOLICSCHOOLGIRL...
LA CHAYLO...
MEATBLOCKS...
NDNCHIEF...
COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE...
MISS YOU.
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 3:44pm.
I hate her.
I hate her.
I hate her.
I hate her.
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stefy, exactly what is it that you're trying to say? :)
This woman is beyond batshit crazy. Everyone knows it, there is no denying or disputing it. However, much as I dislike her, I feel sorry for her kids. That's why I STILL can't understand why someone filthy rich (Oprah I'm looking at you) never bought her a house? A $500,000 house would of been peanuts for someone like Oprah or Dr Phil to buy. It wouldn't put a dent in their mega bucks. They could have bought the house for the kids, not for Psycho-mom.
She is a fucking nutjob. But she isn't a serial killer. She isn't evil, just stoopid!
And one more thing... she looks like a man.
And I hate her.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:42pm.
poor california... so,point is, california doesn't necessarily PRODUCE DEADBEATS -but, rather, deadbeats are ATTRACTED to california.
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I agree. I think a lot of people moved to California thinking they are going to become stars or California will take care of them.
Yeah, right. The government doesn't have any money. It is all going to Octomom!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:38am.
She can't even marry for money. What guy that's worth anything would hookup with her?
How old are her kids now does anyone know?
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Someone to marry her??? Are you kidding? Octomom HATES MEN! She's pretty much said it. She doesn't like sex (ALL her children are test tub babies) and she doesn't like to be touched, so you can image what man is going to put up with that kind of BS? The answer is NONE! Even a media whore wouldn't go near it.
I think her Octuplets are going to be 3 years old their next birthday. I dont' about her other kids, but I think the oldest is maybe 9-10 years old.
Grimey ass train wreck that no one wants to watch anymore.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I hate her.
I hate her.
I hate her.
I hate her.
I REFUSE to watch the video. I'm sorry that Michael K's MAH BOO had to lower himself to her level and interview her. I don't care about her kids and if one day they take them away, then GOOD! Michael K's review of the debacle is good enough for me.
I saw her "topless" picture and I think it was a foreign magazine because no American would touch her with a 100ft pole!
She's an ugly, ugly loser. By the way, after this bitch and the other KrazyKuntKate Gosselin, do you notice that there are no big multiple births anymore? They seem to come by the truck load, no nothing. Good! About time. The uterus is NOT a clown car!
Oh, and one more thing...
I hate her.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by kylimayrow on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 3:05pm.
I am too busy to look it up but how did she get her first 6 children? I know about the other 8 being implanted but how about the others? Same deal or do they actually have a father out there??
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She had 5 rounds of IVF resulting in 4 single births and a set of twins. Which is expensive, so she used student loan money to pay for it instead of actually going to school.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I am too busy to look it up but how did she get her first 6 children? I know about the other 8 being implanted but how about the others? Same deal or do they actually have a father out there??
Lol southern states are slandered here, but god forbid anyone say anything bad about PRECIOUS CALIFORNIA!!!! For the record I don't give a fuck, it's just funny.
ME & GG - I'm somewhat familiar with fertility treatments, and IMO all their excuses are complete bullshit. Every clinic website I've looked at brags about their "low rate of twins and triplets" and the triplet rate is almost always around 1% or less. Responsible doctors don't want high-order multiples.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
What do I like better? Anderson's "Why me" look, or his completely trademarked "bewildered at this moment" look.
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Worrying is using your imagination to create something you don’t want.
$8K is probably less than a month of expenses for her and the baseball team.
she should put her poon cavern on display when Vivid offered.
GG: I know. And not to argue with you, but he broke all kinds of ethical -- if not legal -- boundaries.
It'd be an interesting case, and I think she's within her rights to sue. Obviously she's mentally ill, but he could have (SHOULD HAVE) said no.
IIRC, he had his license suspended or something.
The docs license was suspended last year. Nadya is not mentally ill, she's stupid, irresponsible and supremely manipulative.
poor california. taking quite the beating this morning.
fact of the matter is that SOME people MOVE to california to live LAZY because of their sunshine & hollywood dreams. so,point is, california doesn't necessarily PRODUCE DEADBEATS -but, rather, deadbeats are ATTRACTED to california.
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personally, i think we should go after delaware!
(*lights torch*)
-rawwwwr!
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Hekki, she didnt want the doc to waste the embyos so she had him put them in. He must have been all kinds of shady because NO respectable doctor would have even considered this.
Maybe she should move to San Bernardino and get a forclosed house cheap. This way she is still driving distance to Hollywood (sort of)where she thinks she has to be near and still let her feral kids run wild in the desert.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 1:11pm.
AND why didn't she ever sue the doctor who implanted all those kids inside her, anyway? She's got a good malpractice suit, doesn't she?
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Because she WANTED all those babies.
GG - that was what we paid last year for both kids to be in before and after school rec 3x a week. Part time that is considered. Hence why I was working a second job to pay for it.
Now that I have my new schedule, just litte P is in rec 2x a week for a couple hours. Will cost me $1,300 for the school year. But there is still summer rec I have to sign up0 for. Last summer was $2000 for both part time. But we haven't decided where we are putting them this summer as of yet.
Hekki, she lives in a very nice section of La Habra. Really nice two story houses made in the 60s and pretty yards. Many people would LOVE to live there.
Submitted by Feral on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Feral on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:01pm.
I think she suffers from "Californiaitis"...a condition many in CA have...big egos, believing they should be highly paid for what their "worth", too important for menial, everyday jobs...easier to stay UE, continue the dream, sign up for the extensive buffet of CA state bennies. Housing, low cost/free healthcare, WIC, food stamps, etc. I'll bet she'll be just fine.
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You do realize you just made a generalization about, oh, 37 million people?
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Note the word "many".
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Oh, okay. That changes everything. You only meant, like, 30 million people. My bad!
And that Meg Whitman statistic is worthless. She pulled it out of her ass because she was running for governor. CA taxpayers fork over how much into federal benefits compared to other states? Give me that number because that's where my money goes.
AND why didn't she ever sue the doctor who implanted all those kids inside her, anyway? She's got a good malpractice suit, doesn't she?
Sue for WHAT? Assholes like Nadya, whose done a really good job of swindling CA and the it's taxpayers, need to be held accountable.
Submitted by rukiddingme: "Maybe it isn't as simple as this; but I can't help but wonder why she doesn't move to a different area of the country where the cost of living isn't so sky high."
YES!
She's living way above her means in that house. It seems to be in a nice neighborhood. And she's not even sending those kids to public school, so WTF?
My take is either she moves to some inner city where she can totally live off the government or goes off the grid and lives off the land.
She's better off in a city, though, where the bodies would be found sooner.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:59pm.
Douchnozzles, there are welfare cases were you live too! As a Californian, who pays their mortgate,bills, taxes and kids college tuition you can kiss my ass. Everyone I know works hard for what they have and DO NOT have "Californiaitis". Every state has leeches.
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Thank you!
I was reading that Jon Gosselin is apparently living with his Mom now and she is paying his bills. There is another example of a loser who has a gazillion kids and cannot handle the financial responsibility. Both the Gosselins and OctoMom had plenty of support and money when the kids were born and they squandered it on plastic surgery, weaves and Ed Hardy t-shirts.
The only thing she suffers from is mental illness. Can you imagine sitting around the breakfast table and asking your kids if it's OK if Mommy shows her tits for money? Oh, and while you're at it, pass the peanut butter.
ME - you pay that much for two kids? Wow, my friend pays 16K for one!
Douchnozzles, there are welfare cases were you live too! As a Californian, who pays their mortgate,bills, taxes and kids college tuition you can kiss my ass. Everyone I know works hard for what they have and DO NOT have "Californiaitis". Every state has leeches.
Amen.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:30am.
I know she brought every bit of this on herself but I feel sorry for the kids. That's their mom and I'm sure they love her but it must be hell trying to get any attention from her.
Everyone says get job but wouldn't she pay more in childcare than she could possibly earn?
And yes I feel sorry for her too. She couldn't have been in her right mind having that many kids.
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The cost for child care in California is ridiculous.
For my two kids, PART TIME child care last year cost us $15k. She's easily looking at $30-50k a year for all 14 kids. So yes, she'll never earn enough to make any profit.
Excuse me! As a resident Californian who works and pays her taxes I am offended to be generalized with this welfare trash and looking for handouts.
FUCK! I can't believe how many assholes there are.
I don't know how much she got for the pics, but I do know it wasn't 8k. She's a compulsive liar, as we've all seen before. Might have been 3k, might have been 30k, we'll never know 'cause she's incapable of telling the truth about something like that. Only thing to be 100% sure of: it was a number other then 8k.
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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Feral on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:01pm.
I think she suffers from "Californiaitis"...a condition many in CA have...big egos, believing they should be highly paid for what their "worth", too important for menial, everyday jobs...easier to stay UE, continue the dream, sign up for the extensive buffet of CA state bennies. Housing, low cost/free healthcare, WIC, food stamps, etc. I'll bet she'll be just fine.
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You do realize you just made a generalization about, oh, 37 million people?
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Note the word "many". From an article written by Meg Whitman:
"Today, 32 percent of all welfare cases in the United States are in California, even though we only represent 12 percent of the total U.S. population. Consider this troubling comparison; California is nearly twice as big as New York state, but we have five times as many welfare cases."
I'm guessing Octolady will be staying put in CA for quite awhile.
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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Feral on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:01pm.
I think she suffers from "Californiaitis"...a condition many in CA have...big egos, believing they should be highly paid for what their "worth", too important for menial, everyday jobs...
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You do realize you just made a generalization about, oh, 37 million people?
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Feral said "many" not all. And he's pretty much on the money. Born and bred Californian here, and the state has gone to the shitter because of the overwhelming volume of assholes who mooch off the system. Too many takers, not enough taxpayers.
Submitted by Feral on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:01pm.
I think she suffers from "Californiaitis"...a condition many in CA have...big egos, believing they should be highly paid for what their "worth", too important for menial, everyday jobs...easier to stay UE, continue the dream, sign up for the extensive buffet of CA state bennies. Housing, low cost/free healthcare, WIC, food stamps, etc. I'll bet she'll be just fine.
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You do realize you just made a generalization about, oh, 37 million people?
Submitted by Feral on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:01pm.
Don't forget "wanting a reality show."
I agree with you guys, this woman seems unstable and it can only end badly for someone, whether it's her or the kids.
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Submitted by Sexy Decoy on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:50am.
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Yeah, I took him for my avi after I watched the show. He's being investigated for Social Security fraud or something now which makes me laugh. Most of the stuff is funny or creepy but every so often there's a gagger in there.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:17am.
Maybe it isn't as simple as this; but I can't help but wonder why she doesn't move to a different area of the country where the cost of living isn't so sky high. I mean, it's not like she has a career where she's living. What holds her in Los Angeles where it's so expensive to live, let alone trying to raise 14 kids? TexnDoc may be onto something with the whole Amish idea.
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I hear Jacksonville FL has lots of room.
I think she suffers from "Californiaitis"...a condition many in CA have...big egos, believing they should be highly paid for what their "worth", too important for menial, everyday jobs...easier to stay UE, continue the dream, sign up for the extensive buffet of CA state bennies. Housing, low cost/free healthcare, WIC, food stamps, etc. I'll bet she'll be just fine.
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"Dude is like a human version of a white, windowless van" - Michael K.
And I LOVE when Anderson gets the giggles.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Sexy Decoy on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:44am.
I get it, MrsPotatoHead. But Octo doesn't have her own show. What I was saying is that she basically got screwed out of her reality media empire that she was banking on when she birthed her litter. The offers haven't been rolling in for her, and the best one was the $1m porn offer she stupidly turned down. Like she was hoping for a "legit" career on TV.
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I hear what you're saying too. I guess she would settle for whatever she can get but...8k is pretty measly to support her 14 kids (the 8 were in addition to 6 she already had!) But whatever. People are talking about her again, and that's worth more than however much they paid her. :/
Here's the whole car fucking episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONBGIMrlSjw&feature=related
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:43am.
TRUE FACTS!!!! lol
Whamo - for a million bucks I'd take it up the ass...
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I would have SO taken that offer for a million bucks. Everyone has some sort of embarrassing picture or video of them on the internet these days. And most of them do it for free. Who cares.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Snowball, you HAVE to see your "baby's" "My Strange Obsession" epi. OMG! He hires a "Mommy" to come and play with him and fucking feed him baby food in his high chair that he built to support up to 500lbs...lol!
The "Chase" car thing was on that show, too.
Here, Nathanial tells his dad that he fucks his car and is in a relationship with it, and as he's doing so, he washes his car and he basically admits to his father that he has a boner over it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtE
Submitted by Sexy Decoy on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:32am.
Awww snowball, do you want to be a "Mommy" to your avie? lol!
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ETA: Ah, I see you are are already a connoisseur of the fine fare of Taboo. My favorite from the car guy ep was the chick who had sex with the Berlin Wall.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:04am.
And this is why you don't do something as dumbfuck as getting implanted with 8 embryos. Boston6whatanutjob is going to have a field day with this.
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LMAO @ Boston6whatanutjob . . .
Yeah, where is he? His services are required to sum this lady up ASAP.