Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Johanna Quaas, the 86-year-old gymnast who slayed most of us younger hos with her floor routine at the 2012 Cottbus World Cup in Germany this week. Madge isn’t the only limber granny who can slip into a leotard to throw her crotch up in the air, Johanna can do that to and how. The only thing I know about Johanna is that she’s 86, has been doing gymnastics since her 20s, was a member of the East German handball champion team and do this better than any of us:

And this!:

As the 12th best student (out of 11 total students, I don’t know how that happened either) in my junior gymnastics class at SCATS (“Too easy.” – you), I give this tumbling memaw the Werther’s Original medal in YES!!! Johanna can flip, stretch and kick around like her bones are made of Slinkies while my hip bone pops out of its socket when I just think about doing a cartwheel.

When I’m 86, I hope to be at least 1/20th as limber as Johanna is, but not because I want to be a geriatric gymnast or some shit. I want to be as limber so that I can easily whip neighborhood brats with a switch when they interrupt my drinking on the porch time.

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