The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 29th!

March 30, 2012 / Posted by:

Kim K’s regulars calculate the odds of getting kidney failure before she’s satisfied. – MrsPotatoHead


Let’s see if I have the formula right….size of penis – underpants + tightness of pants = bulge to beltbuckle ratio….Mike, we gotta get tighter pants or smaller belt buckles. – TFBuckFutter

Jessica Simpson’s Amniotic Fluid Relief Team practice for the big day. – BaconSlut

This is what the script for “Good Will Hunting” looked like before Matt Damon’s input. – parissucksliterally

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