Jim Carrey Might Try The Whole Marriage Thing Again
After humping on Jenny McCarthy for all those years and making my eyeballs barf by professing his love to Emma Stone in a video love letter, Jim Carrey has finally found true love with a 30-year-old Russian student and he's getting ready to make her his third wife. Star says that Jim started licking on Anastasia Vitkina's glorious globe head last year and shit is getting so serious that he's planning to put an engagement ring on her finger. Gold diggers of the world, prepare your shovels for the victory salute! A source close to Jim puts it like this:
"Jim is going to propose! He's absolutely crazy about Anastasia and couldn't be happier. Anastasia is really smart, but what he likes best about her is her sense of humor. She makes him laugh -- Jenny would drive him to tears."Jim confessed to Anastasia, 'It's not always easy being with me, in more ways than one. But he added, 'I promise to make it worth your while.'"
I always knew deep down that Jim would find love with a Russian woman who looks like what would happen if Amanda Seyfried artificially inseminated herself with Brian Peppers' jizz. Anastasia is perfect for Jim. Whenever he starts to really act the crazy (example: by pulling a prenup for her to sign), Anastasia can use her Plymouth Rock forehead to head butt him back into real life.
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Sometimes when four just isn't enough.
I like Jim, but he's a crazy mofo. I'll bet he is an extremely difficult person to live with.
She's bald.
Mike you must be jesting?
(about Emma, I mean)
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
She lookes like Shelley Duval's and Amanda Seyfried's love child. Yupl, I smell gold-digger action here.
For those who didn't know, Jim Carey dated Linda Rondstadt in the very early '80s.
True facts!!
yeah, he'll make it worth her while. he'll give her a million bucks if she stays with him for the specified period of time. he's insane.
Everybody has a Crazy Uncle.
oh no!
He found her on Russian-mail-order-brides.com.
This will last less than a year.
That's a high forehead on that gal.
Still cuter than Emma Stone, though.
thats a whole lot of real estate on her forehead..or should i say five head
He is so gross imo. But did like him in Fun With Dick & Jane.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUT
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Anastasia screamed in vain!