Hot Slut Of The Day!
Torani, the masters of coffee ridiculousness who already brought you Bacon Syrup and who will eventually bring you Felch Syrup and Chicharones & Hot Sauce Syrup will put a little Roscoe’s in your coffee cup this April. Torani’s Chicken n’ Waffles Syrup is the perfect way to start your day and it’s also the perfect way to tell those around you that you have given up on life. Just add a splash of vomit and a drop of whiskey, and it would be like eating at Roscoe’s at 2am after a night of boozing. Personally, I can’t mess with this mess, so it’s all yours. The best part of eating chicken n’ waffles comes when the crunchiness, greasiness, doughiness and stickiness has an orgy in your mouth and you’re not sure if you want to swallow it, but you do it anyway. You can’t bottle that kind of culinary magic!
And I don’t know if this is a selling point for Torani or not, but their Chicken n’ Waffles Syrup is the same stuff that’s going to shoot out of Jessica Simpson when she goes into labor. If you want a drop of Jessica Simpson’s birthing fluids in your mouth, get yourself some Torani Chicken n’ Waffles Syrup!
(For Lauren)