Hot Slut Of The Day!
Torani, the masters of coffee ridiculousness who already brought you Bacon Syrup and who will eventually bring you Felch Syrup and Chicharones & Hot Sauce Syrup will put a little Roscoe's in your coffee cup this April. Torani's Chicken n' Waffles Syrup is the perfect way to start your day and it's also the perfect way to tell those around you that you have given up on life. Just add a splash of vomit and a drop of whiskey, and it would be like eating at Roscoe's at 2am after a night of boozing. Personally, I can't mess with this mess, so it's all yours. The best part of eating chicken n' waffles comes when the crunchiness, greasiness, doughiness and stickiness has an orgy in your mouth and you're not sure if you want to swallow it, but you do it anyway. You can't bottle that kind of culinary magic!
And I don't know if this is a selling point for Torani or not, but their Chicken n' Waffles Syrup is the same stuff that's going to shoot out of Jessica Simpson when she goes into labor. If you want a drop of Jessica Simpson's birthing fluids in your mouth, get yourself some Torani Chicken n' Waffles Syrup!
(For Lauren)
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
My brother used to live within walking distance to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles on Pico just off of La Brea in L.A. I too thought the combo was disgusting sounding.Then he took me there and it was AWESOME. I also heard that they don't cater to celebs. No front of the line for them. They have to wait like everyone else, alledgedly.
I haven't, but I so would! *holds knife and fork in paws*
I dunno about the syrup, though. It makes me think of bacon flavored coffee. Love bacon. Love coffee. But bacon flavored coffee beans were something that should have never seen the light of day.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
i had a chicken and waffle cupcake once at a bougy cupcakerie in brooklyn and it made me so nauseous i could barely stand up straight. bad memories.
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 9:36am.
TEAM CHICKEN AND WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!
Here is our local joint. If you are lucky, once in a while you'll spot Mr. Muhammed Ali and his family enjoying the fare.
http://loloschickenandwaffles.com/
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I'm going to Scottsdale in September. I can't wait! I haven't tried chick n' waffles and here is my chance.
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You'll need a dinner companion to show you the ropes. *hint hint*
had my first chicken n waffles @ roscoe's on gower almost 20 yrs ago. i was a "that sounds disgusting, who the hell would eat that together, what is the status of the eggs in all of this?" people and a friend dragged me bitching and whining to roscoe's. to this day i still eat chicken n waffles at least once a month. cooked from scratch.
/better than Roscoe's
ETA: however, that Tarani shit looks disgusting
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I've had chicken and waffles at a place called the Lux restaurant...it really is a pretty good combination.
Is this like maple syrup? Or something completely different?
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 9:36am.
TEAM CHICKEN AND WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!
Here is our local joint. If you are lucky, once in a while you'll spot Mr. Muhammed Ali and his family enjoying the fare.
http://loloschickenandwaffles.com/
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I'm going to Scottsdale in September. I can't wait! I haven't tried chick n' waffles and here is my chance.
My son saw a picture of this chicken and waffle combo and he was like "What's THAT? I want to TRY THAT."
I was just telling my bf the other day how I've been craving Roscoe's with collard greens..funk yes.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
Submitted by Condi the ingro...: "Dude, how can you live in NYC without In 'N Out, Sourdough Jacks AND Roscoe's? The hell? Of course, by living in a world without these things there's a bigger chance you won't weigh 300 lbs., but your heart, stomach and tongue must be aching, ACHING I TELL YOU, for them."
*butting in* Because there are millions of other delights to eat. Seriously. I wish for more money just to be able to dine out.
And it gives us a reason to leave the island once in a while.
*hurls*
When I first lived in Calif my boss said just try your breakfast with Maple syrup...I went EWWWWW, then decided to try it....HEAVEN ON MY TASTEBUDS! Maple syrup coming out my nose!
:) GG
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 10:52am.
If I'm eating that many calories there better be chocolate and wine and sex involved.
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What Vern said!
Mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm with fresh coffee mmmmm mmmm mmm Thank goodness I don't eat this too often or I WOULD have a coronary! Orgy in your mouth is right! ;D
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A million dollar prize was being offered for anyone who could make the best mock fried chicken, I think by PETA? Now, I think, they changed it to someone who can make in vitro meat *barf*.
Anyway fried chicken is the only thing that makes me jelly of meat eaters. Ohh well..I guess I can take a Morning Star mock breaded chicken strip and put it on a waffle.
I know where I'm going this summer...
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I thought this phenomenom was only in the States but turns out I can get chick&waffles at a soul food restaurant in our Chinatown of all places.
If I'm eating that many calories there better be chocolate and wine and sex involved.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
The best flavor combo, imo, is sweet and spicy. Chocolate covered chili, habanero jelly, etc. Never had chicken and waffles, but if that fried chicken had some serious heat in the crust, combined with the sweet of the maple syrup, now that would be deliciousness.
No thank you...used to work near Roscoes years ago. People would go there for lunch and stumble back on their food highs 2 hours later.
Dude, how can you live in NYC without In 'N Out, Sourdough Jacks AND Roscoe's? The hell? Of course, by living in a world without these things there's a bigger chance you won't weigh 300 lbs., but your heart, stomach and tongue must be aching, ACHING I TELL YOU, for them.
That said, this Toriani syrup sounds utterly disgusting. It is no substitute for the crunchy deliciousness of Roscoe's chicken and waffles (but give a head's up when they make Candy Yam flavor syrup).
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 9:47am.
'lady's time' aka don't look at me the wrong way or you'll be pulling a fork out of your face.
lmaoooooo!! Chicken and waffles, NOM!! But chicken syrup? *side eye*
Ophelia, at the Christmas Fair at my kids' school, the treat table had potato chips dirzzled with chocolate for sale. No one bought them. I think they would have had more takers if they'd had them dipped instead of drizzled and offered free samples.
I love sweet/salty combos, too, but wanted to try this one before paying $4 for it.
Bacon & pancakes especially dipping the bacon in maple syrup...scrumptious. idk about chicken & waffles tho.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 9:47am.
I always crave salt with sweet and am still trying to find chocolate covered potato chips
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Ophy, when I smoke a fattie I LOVE eating pretzels and sour patch kids. lol!!
Salt, sugar, sour the best three food groups when high! :)
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 9:52am.
Holy crap!! My daughter and I do the same thing... 'sep with chocolate frosty.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
I don't see the weirdness either. How about pancakes and sausage?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 9:47am.
I don't see anything weird about this sweet and savory combo. It looks fucking delicious to me.
I always crave salt with sweet
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I love it... Chocolate covered pretzels have a little salt BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH!
*darts eyes around room to avoid fork to the face*
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 9:47am.
...and am still trying to find chocolate covered potato chips.
^^^^^^
They're out there, I think.
The husband homemakes them. Deeeeeelish!
I love sweet and salty, my fave is to go to Wendy's and order large fries and a vanilla frosty and dip the fries in the frosty. Mmmm, people don't know what they're missing when they give me the sideeye for this. ________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
I don't see anything weird about this sweet and savory combo. It looks fucking delicious to me.
I always crave salt with sweet and am still trying to find chocolate covered potato chips. This would be heaven during my 'lady's time' aka don't look at me the wrong way or you'll be pulling a fork out of your face.
Makes me really want some chicken and waffles now.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Gross. I like chicken, and I like waffles, but I've never understood the idea of putting them together. Is it breakfast? Is it lunch/dinner? Is it just drunk food? I'm intrigued.
I remember once when Snoop Dogg had that reality show about his family, he got David Beckham to teach his kids about soccer and took Becks to Roscoe's for some chicken and waffles. The whole thing was hilariously awkward as hell.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
TEAM CHICKEN AND WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!
Here is our local joint. If you are lucky, once in a while you'll spot Mr. Muhammed Ali and his family enjoying the fare.
http://loloschickenandwaffles.com/
I always say next time in Atlanta I want to visit Gladys Knight's restaurant. Although her Chicken and Waffles better not look like that. And I'll use a good maple syrup like you're supposed to.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 9:26am.
I never thought I would like these two foods together and then one night (about 3am, really) after a night out with some friends I was talked in to trying it.... Let me tell you this... it's good shit!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Never tried chicken and waffles, it seems so incongruous to me. When I first heard of it I thought the 'waffles' might not be served with syrup. Nope, I guess people drown it in that shit.
Let's have some reviews, please, fellow D-Listers.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Gross, lol.
YES!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012