Thursday, March 29th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Amy Sedaris (51)
Jessica Chastain (31)
Megan Hilty (31)
Jennifer Capriati (36)
Lucy Lawless (44)
Michel Hazanavicius (45)
Jill Goodacre (47)
Elle Macpherson (48)
Michael Winterbottom (51)
Annabella Sciorra (52)
Perry Farrell (53)
Christopher Lambert (55)
Brendan Gleeson (57)
Eric Idle (69)
Paul Crouch (78)
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What an impressive list of Slorz. Brendan Gleeson, Eric I and Ms. Amy Sedaris. Extra cake for all.XoXOXO
Happy Birfdays! Do not often agree with Xena's politics, but I saw her tits in Spartacus and wow!! No way she looks 44.
That's gross. I absolutely abhor "sexy" photoshoots of female comedians. Like, "Hey, my tits are out but I'm holding a rubber chicken. I'm hilarious AND hot!". Give me a fuckin' break.
Lucy Lawless is so badass!! Happy Birthday Lucy!
Happy Birthday Amy Sedaris and Eric Idle - funny bitches, bofe of them!
Love love love you Amy! Hard to believe such great talent came from one family.
HB to Jessica Chastain...whatever your age really is.
happy birthday to amy and perry.
OMG, I LOVE Amy Sedaris! HB, Amy! Jerri Blank rules!!!
Happy Birthday to Amy, Xena and Eric Idle!
If Jessica Chastain is 31, then I'm 75. And that's coming from someone who looks 12.
Ha! Happy bday Amy. I used to LOVE hot dog johnny's footlongers when I was a kid. Good times. :)
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Omg... Amy is so funny. Love the bush!
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 10:16am.
Now that's a Bush I can back!
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LOL!
Christopher Lambert mmm he can give me The Quickening anytime
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Demi?? HB Amy/Bjork's avi, Eric, and Perry Farrell!! Jane's Addiction was the SHIT in the 90s, saw them live at the first Lollapalooza. SWOON.
She's proof that humor comes from dysfunctional families.
Pointless trivia: '90s band Toad the Wet Sprocket took its name from an Eric Idle sketch about a rock triangle player. Idle said he was driving in SoCal, listening to the radio, and almost drove off the road when the announcer said something like, "That's the new one from Toad the Wet Sprocket."
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Oh my God! Love Eric Idle! Thanks for the funny bits!
Now that's a Bush I can back!
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Happy Birthday Amy!!!!
HB Brendan Gleeson!! Looooove you.
HB to Amy and Eric, too.
Ha! I love Amy. The occasional stories about her in her brother's books just make me love her more.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin
Happy Birthday, Eric Idle! Nudge, nudge! Say no MORE!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HB to Elle, Annabella, Christopher, Brendan♥, Eric, Perry and other sluts today! Sweet pic of Amy! ;p
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I thought it was a pretty well know fact that Jessica Chastain lies about her age. I thought it was revealed that she was actually 36-ish.
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Douchechill!
Strangers with Candy was my sh*t! Amy Sedaris was hilarious; for a while I didn't even know that she really wasn't an old lady.lol
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I love Amy Sedaris, happy birthday Amy! MK - Megan Hilty showed up on the list yesterday too.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Happy Birthday Amy. The pic makes me laugh, like you. Also Happy Birthday to Eric Idle.
I always thought Amy Sedaris was HOT.
LOVE LOVE LOVE Amy Sedaris
She can do no wrong in my eyes.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Noooo...Amy Sedaris IS NOT 51! I assumed she was younger! I adore her! HB Amy!
HB Eric Idle! He's done The Simpsons as film documentarian Declan Desmond and he's hilarious every visit.
Marge Simpson: I'm so proud of my Homer I feel my chest will burst. Can you edit that? I don't want to say "chest" in a movie.
Declan Desmond: You said it, and it stays.
Happy bird day to Amy. One day I was shopping at Gourmet Garage and noticed they were selling "Amy Sedaris's Crab Dip" and it just made me love her more than I already do, because she's an enterprising lady, too.
She supposedly has good cupcakes too.
Jessica Chastain is a lying ass lie! The last time she was 31, Hillary was wearing pantsuits every goddamn day. That face screams mid to late 30s!
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Annabella Sciorra- Didn't she just have a birthday a few days ago?
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 8:24am.
well her imbd says she was born in 1977 which makes her 35..so i'd say that was being generous too. theres no way she's 31
although this could be wrong cause it says her birthday is march 24 lol
HB, Eric Idle! I need to do more of this right about now...
http://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M
Happy B-Day Amy!! I would, muff and all.
Happy B-Day Eric Idle!! Although it was Cleese's skit, I did enjoy you learning how to defend yourself against someone armed with a banana.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Some great birthdays today. Happy birthday Amy and Eric!
I loved her interview on "Whad'ya Know?"!
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nice muff Amy
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Collective HB youtube style..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te-MKE6kPzo
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Amy Sedaris is adorable _HB to Amy!
Any one else buying that Jessica Chastain is only 31. Me thinks she's a well preserved 41. With no husband or kids (which age you 10 years in 2) it's doable.
Happy Birthday Amy! LOVE YOU!
Eric Idle, you too!
Elle must have a portrait in her attic somewhere that's aging because she looks damn good.
happy birthday, Xena!
Amy Sedaris...Her Strangers With Canyy movie had me crying with laughter in places, ya I know it was silly but it was DAMN funny. Here she looks a dead ringer for Jane Lynch doesn't she?
Jennifer Capriati..Crazy little tennnis rebel, didn't she get popped getting high or something?
Lucy Lawless...she WAS hot now she looks like a strapon wearing butch lumberjack
Elle Macpherson...meh
Christopher Lambert...there can be ONLY ONE, man that first highlander was so cool!!
Brendan Gleeson...I LOVE this guys work, the first film I saw was Wild About Harry, great film, great Irishman
Eric Idle....I mean come on, all his Monty Python work was BRILLIANT!
Happy Bday Sluts
Morning Beeetcheess:)
jerri! jerri! jerrri!
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Damn I hope I look half as good as Elle when I grow up! Happy Bday!
Amy giving an early 80s Demi a run for her money!
Happy Birthday Eric Idle!