Behold, Blue Ivy Carter's Legs...And Hair!
The suffocation of Blue Ivy continues! To keep the breath and glares of peons from tainting her holy bundle of infinite light, Beyonce strapped a sapphire-encrusted oxygen mask over Blue Ivy's breathing area and shoved that baby under her sweater thing to carry her out of a doctor's office in NYC yesterday. You can't tell from these pictures, but thousands of Beyonce's followers gathered around and begged the chosen one to rebuke their ailments from their being by placing her tiny foot on their foreheads. And by ailments I mean sore hairlines caused by extreme lace front wearing and the guilt they feel from visiting Basement Baby's MySpace page. (Yes, I said MySpace page. I mean, MySpace is the basement of social media, so it's fitting.)
But seriously, I see what Beyonce and Mama Tina are doing here. Beyonce knows how much attention she got from conspiracy theorists thinking that the only thing she was pregnant with was stuffing made by Serta. So Beyonce is milking more attention out of conspiracy theorists by covering Blue Ivy's holy face so it looks like she's carrying around a House of Dereon Cabbage Patch Doll.
I'm all for Beyonce's stuntin' ways, but can she please stop suffocating the color blue. Bitch acts like she owns that color. I can't even pull a blue shirt out of my closet without thinking about Blueonsay's ass. The next time a pair of blue balls dangle in front of me, I don't want to think about Beyonce. Bitch is going too far with the blue. We should look into filing a class action lawsuit against this blue-hoarding ho. Take back the blue!
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Does anyone really care? Really?
I'll be honest: I don't care about any celeb babies and I've never liked this biatch and her hub.
It's the doc I pity... she and her mum look like those know it-all-my-money-makes-me-a-professional-in-everything types...
the kind you tell 'she just has a minor throat infection' nothing to worry about.. and they go, How do you know? and then whisper to each other how their going for a second opinion...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
why does this asinine woman have this baby rapped in so many blankets in this weather? the other day she had the kid rapped in fur and it was 70 something degrees. what the hell is wrong with her?
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She is smothering the kid because she cares that we might care that she is leaving the building with her kid. Piss off, bitch..Self absorbed bitch...
maybe she is hiding her hideous baby who looks like jay-z.
i guess they are already planning early plastic surgery.
She's such a media whore, If I can afford a home visit, bitch can afford a home visit. She goes out to remind us she's still there and then tries to act like the attention is not wanted. Her whole career is based on attention. Even gremlin being her is wearing flats cos she's probably the one doing the work behind closed doors where there are no photo ops. Who wears heels that high when carrying a new-born? She's trying to show us she's hands-on otherwise she'd put the baby in a stroller.
She's becoming so insufferable.
P.S. if I was in school with that kid id say "stop being so Blue" until she went and legally changed her name to Sarah or something.
Another thing, I think they designed the babies features before inserting her in another woman. If she doesn't get Jayz's nose/lips.
I can't with those shoes.
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LOL Damn, they are really making Suri Cruise look like an average kid on the playground with this Blue Ivy shit, which must've been their plan all along. They wanted the fake pregnancy rumors and will continue to do anything they can cook up to make the child look like a freakshow of the highest magnitude from here on out. If you thought Hollywood parents were fucked up, watch out. This couple will make damn sure to trump even the Cruises and Travoltas in that category.
The paid bloggers are out and about again. go yall and make your money. beyonce needs all the FAKE LOVE she can get.
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
oh my god beyonce NOBODY CARES PLEASE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND GO AWAY!
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
hmmm, I had 5 kids and not a damn one of them was as stiff as a doll....
I don't believe she was pregnant, I think a surrogate carried their biological baby, but I wonder if something happened.
I was really surprised that the photos of "Blue Ivy" were so generic and she wasn't surrounded in the luxury that she's already probably accustomed to...
ETA They prob just got one of these...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Precious-Reborn-Baby-Boy-Ben-Isaac-Fabrizio-Kit-...
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 10:49am.
your ignorance regarding -- and biases against -- black people, our skin colors, hair textures and lip sizes are well established, but thanks for the constant reminders. i like it when people like you self-identify.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 1:55pm.
Oh, I have white/European ancestry, I just don't identify myself as biracial since both my parents are technically "black". That is all.
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Douchechill!
I'm not a mom myself but it freaks me out when people carry even the teeeeniest tiny babies around like that instead of putting them in a stroller or something, especially in a place like NYC where there are multiple opportunities for one to get jostled, lose balance, etc. Blankets ain't gonna protect the kid if you fall splat on top of her in your hooker heels, B.
aradia, you have to click on the link on MY original post. Not the response one. :)
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arrghh! I can only think of Michael Jackson's Blanket when I look at these pics!
What are we going to call this one? Headscarf?
That's some seriously messed up behaviour from Bey.
Anyways, jumping in on the colour of black - of 4 siblings, two are lightskinned and two are darkskinned, parents Creole Mix and African.
Meh, there are many shades of black
Once had a friend we called midnight, yes, he was that dark.
Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 12:48pm.
who wants a good laugh?
The link too me to the "Page Not Found". I was needing a laugh dammit!
oh and yes, I agree about how fucking clueless some non blacks can be...one of the many fab things about being black is we come in allll shades with different hair textures - get some diversity in your circle of friends and it won't be so hard to understand
poor baby...
Submitted by Gringa Rican on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 12:47pm.
I'm surprised the doctor didn't come to Blue? Why should she have to go to the doctor's office? She's Blue Ivy, dammit.
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hahahahhaha- right?
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He stole my heart like a thief in the night
Dulled my senses and blurred my sight
And I used to love him but now I don't
I used to love him but now I don't
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 11:36am.
It's amazing how many white people don't know a thing about the rainbow of colors African-Americans can come in WITHOUT being mixed at all.
WORD! My sister had sandy blonde hair growing up and has VERY light skin. I have light skin and light brown eyes. My brother has hazel eyes. My mom has grayish-green eyes. People always assume we're biracial. We're NOT. Just because we're black doesn't mean we're chocolate colored. SMH.
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You had me until you described the eyes. Yes, those of African descent come in various skin-tones, but light eyes are almost exclusively a caucasian trait. So while you and your immediate family may not identify as mixed-race, there's a very good chance that someone in your approximate lineage is. And what's wrong with that? People of mixed race are beautiful!
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i just cant with these freaks carrying their babies while walking on stilts.
fucking fuck.
assholes.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
That bitch better be putting that baby in a car seat.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 12:48pm.
who wants a good laugh?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/29/lindsay-lohan-probation-celebrate-dinner-j...
hahahahahaha. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I'm loving all the messages of support from TMZ readers. I'd have thought they were just as snarky of a bunch as Dlisters but apparently not.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Those "baby doll legs/feet" do look kind of rigid...
Shout Out to Not Impressed, and Miss Malevolent! Thank-you. Black people are an awesome array of colors, but I'm the wonderful coco shade that can no longer wear a hoodie coming from my gym. Team Yoga!
I can't get over the leather pants and the heels. It's a doctor's visit and not the American Music Awards.
There was a Nancy Drew book from the early 50's called "The Clue of the Velvet Mask" -- one of the locations was the "Blue Iris Inn" (I think that it was abandoned and the crooks used it as their hideout)-- but at least irises are blue, I never saw any ivy that was...
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 1:05p---------
K2, how naive you are. Why, if she did something practical like that she wouldn't be able to show Blue the pictures 10 years from now of these dramatic, life-altering moments. Car seats? Blankets? Pfffttt. That stuff is for peons.
I'm not saying she is, but judging from pics I've seen, it seriously looks like she's been carrying one of those realistic looking baby dolls, those legs look like they never move.
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Lisbet, I know what you mean. I love the baby sling for when I'm shopping, or walking some distance. There's no feeling in the world like that little baby nestled up against you. But for quick in-and-outs from the house to the car, the baby carrier is more practical, for me anyway.
The more I look at those photos - the more I'm convinced that she is a moron. Why not wrap that baby in the big ass pink blanket .. I dont understand why she's holding this child like a kangaroo.. put a hat on her head and just put her in the blanket --- NO need to hide her under your fuckin' shirt !! And this child looks ALOT bigger than a one month old. TOTAL FRAUD.
I remember seeing her carrying around a bundled up blanket a while ago as if she was holding her baby just to get the paps' attention. famewhore..
Blue Ivy sounds like the sort of name that an eldery Gypsy lady would have.
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"That bitch is scary. She really needs to be sat on a tricycle asking people if they want to play a game." - billykelly789-1 on Lady GaGa (IMDB 22/07/2011)
Give it up already! First the pillow pregnancy and now this. Yeah, I always made sure I was wearing my leather trick pants and hooker heels while running errands with the newborn and attending dr. appts. Bitch, either keep the baby home until you get paid to splatter her face on the pages of People magazine or just let the world see her already. Either way, STOP fucking suffocating an infant. Dumb whore. Even Posh went about her every day life (shopping) with her daughter and never hid her from the papz. Why would you hide the baby from them when you have them on speed dial in the first place?!!
So tired of this broad.
who wants a good laugh?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/29/lindsay-lohan-probation-celebrate-dinner-j...
hahahahahaha. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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He stole my heart like a thief in the night
Dulled my senses and blurred my sight
And I used to love him but now I don't
I used to love him but now I don't
I'm surprised the doctor didn't come to Blue? Why should she have to go to the doctor's office? She's Blue Ivy, dammit.
This woman is insufferable.
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LOL moomarse.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I see those pants and all I can think is "yeast infection".
Or how the sweat would have nowhere to go.
Or how they must smell when they are peeled off by her servants.
Eeeew.
I have seen the pics of her holding the baby in the car. But of course, she won't get in trouble for it, even though Britney did. She should get a visit from CPS too.
Idiot!
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He stole my heart like a thief in the night
Dulled my senses and blurred my sight
And I used to love him but now I don't
I used to love him but now I don't
I wore this same outfit for all my kids' post natal checkups. Bitch stole my look.
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A time will come when Ivy will be smoking a cig in front of a dance club at 1 in the morning. Just like every other 14 year-old celeb kid. Then all this nonsense can be put to rest. The circle of life my friends...
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Leather ass pants and high heels while "whisking" a baby away from the paps, bitch please.
She should take off her I'm better than you kunt shoes if she is going to walk holding an infant like that.
Lisbet, the baby has to travel in a car seat by law.
Submitted by guest: "Looks like the babeh is donning a onesie."
Looks to be a mere cotton onesie. How COMMON!
If the point of all this is keeping the paps from photographing her, having Grey Ivy already strapped in a car seat with a muslin blanket over her would be MUCH better.
I understand the baby-wearing because I did it myself, but if you're getting in a car, it's really hard to maneuver a kid out of a snugli and into a car seat.
Stupid.
...the suffocation of Blue Ivy continues...
BWAHAHA!!
WTF is stuck in the hood over her hair? Straw?
It doesn't matter who is driving - that baby has to be in a car seat.