Afternoon Crumbs

March 29, 2012 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp knows he needs to get his shit together (see: bathe in Borax) when John Mayer is walking around looking like a clean Johnny Depp – Lainey Gossip

In a shocking turn of events, Adrianne Curry put her tits on Twitter again – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Please lie to me and tell me that next to reason for divorce it said: BOSSY BOTTOM TAYLOR LAUTNERCelebitchy

Preggo Bathing Suit Hose Down” sounds like an actual movie starring Uma Thuman and directed by Quentin TarantinoHollywood Tuna

Mark Bingham’s mom finds the most polite and eloquent way to say, “Fuck off, Carson Daly” – Towleroad

Fisting fun with John Travolta and Sylvester StalloneThe Berry

I’m a little disappointed that Baby Aleph Milliwhatever isn’t wearing a cap and gown after graduating from Harvard 21 years early – Popsugar

I hate Gwen Stefani for wearing those jeans and I hate the 90s circuit queen she stole them from – Popoholic

They’re not kissing, Kurt Russell is just feeding Goldie Hawn bird-style. See the power Cher Horowitz has?! – ICYDK

Gale almost killed Thor - The Superficial

Elle Fanning welcomes to the ginge to her hair - Just Jared

Boy toy’s boy toys – Cityrag

Isn’t that Minka Kelly trick always “single again”? – Celebslam

That’s not a coffin! That’s Jessica Simpson’s birthing pod! – The Daily What

Lily Allen sort of kind of just had a baby so I will give her a pass for those Minnie Mouse ass shoes – I’m Not Obsessed

Jerry Lee Lewis’ seventh bride proves that you’re never too old to get into the gold digging game – Hollywood Rag

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