Prolific philosopher, highly respected cinema thespian, skilled bikini car washer and gringa chola leader Megan Fox, seen here having a brain queef while wondering if her hero Nietzsche drank Miller Lite or Rolling Rock back in the day, might be carrying the spawn of David Silver (real-life born name: Brian Austin Green) in the only part of her body that hasn’t been completely Botoxed: her uterus!
Some source close to the couple (aren’t they always a source close to the couple) has sent a shiver up the spine of humanity by saying that in just a few months, a real human baby will look up at Megan’s vacuum sealed face and say “I’m” before looking at the face of David Silver and saying “fucked!” The source says that Megan barely has a bubble of a fetus in her body, but she’s already told a few people and now the source is telling the world through Star Magazine:
“They just found out and are incredibly excited. It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members. She has really grown in the past couple of years. Megan used to only be concerned with her career, but now family comes first.”
In all seriousness, Megan Fox is a stepmom to BAG’s son with Vanessa Marcil, Kassius, and as far as I know that boy has never run to CPS to cry about how she’s beating his brain by dropping her words of wisdom into his ear before bedtime, so I’m sure she’ll be a wonderful mother to little Nietzsche Jr. Silver Fox. Besides this is good news, because Megan needs to be reminded about what her original face looked like. Two toe thumbs up to that!