How Dare You Ask RiRi About Ashton Kutcher
While promoting Battleshit with Taylor Kitsch and Brooklyn Decker at a press conference in London today, RiRi was asked about her maybe piece Ashton Kutcher by a reporter from ITN and the alien-headed one was not pleased at all. In case you don't know the goings on of RiRi's vagina, she was papped showing up to Ashton Kutcher's house at midnight the other night and The Sun says she's been popping her coochie on Kutchie for the past 8 weeks. Cut to this afternoon when Reporter Sarah dropped a sneak attack on RiRi. Sarah started her question one way and just when you thought it was about to go another, she pulled out the "So if I sniffed your mouth would I smell Ashton's dick?" question on RiRi.
Sarah: Hi, Sarah from ITN. Rihanna, this is a question for you. I have no doubt that all of your fans are coming to see this film. You know, you have so many. And you're so good with connection with people that I think that we actually feel we know you. Things are clearly going brilliantly in your career. I just wondered if you are as happy in your private life. Will we be seeing a certain Mr. Kutcher perhaps making a trip over here?RiRi: Wow, how disappointing was that question.
Moderator: Should we move on to another one?
RiRi: Absolutely. I'm happy and I'm single, if that's what you're really asking.
It was a disappointing question, because RiRi was there as a serious actress and she should only be expected to answer questions about her tour de force, emotionally raw performance in the culturally important art house film Battleship. What was Sarah from ITN supposed to ask RiRi about? I wish Sarah would've asked RiRi why she's wearing Lindsay Lohan's old hair. I mean, wow, how disappointing is that wig. But really, what would be a better question? Did RiRi expect Sarah to ask about her creative process when getting into character? We all know the answer to that shit. RiRi gets into character by smoking a fat blunt in the bathroom. That's also her process for getting ready to answer questions in a press conference, because ho looks as stoned as I wish I was right now.
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What's up with her skin tone? is she paying some visits to Michael Jackson's doctor or what?. Since when is her skin tone so light??. And don't get me started on the bleach blonde no. 7.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 6:27pm.
I don't think her answer was that bad. As far as her hair goes, the bangs are ridiculous but the color doesn't offend me too much. It looks fake, but so do the other millions of blonde chicks. She just needs to style it differently.
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Did you watch the video? She sounds like a total bitch.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:55pm.
she lightening her skin? her arms are as white as mine.
Uh, her skin-tone is natural for a light-skinned black woman who hasn't been out in the sun for months.
But congratulations on your white arms - I'm sure they bring you a lot of ecstatic joy daily, but not everyone wants them.
She looks whorrible! Can anyone be a fucking actor nowadays?
I don't think her answer was that bad. As far as her hair goes, the bangs are ridiculous but the color doesn't offend me too much. It looks fake, but so do the other millions of blonde chicks. She just needs to style it differently.
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Douchechill!
Hmmm, I was that age once and had great legs too but I do not remember thinking I was all the hot shit like this one. She needs to be knocked down a peg or two.
Cunt. You're lucky people care enough to ask. You're a thankless stupid bitch and an ungrateful snot. Go suck some woman beater dick and shut the fuck up, you fucking fiveheaded foreigner.
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she lightening her skin? her arms are as white as mine.
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That is one jacked-up wig.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 4:57pm.
she's Bajan, Lucy...from Barbados. :D
My apologies to Bajans.
I guess it's not the accent then, but that she's a stuck up cunt.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:06pm.
I like her final answer, but the original reply to the reporter was graceless.
Graceless is her middle name, I think.
that blonde hair is the worst! washes out her already washed out face too much. and what a snippy little snot she is!! that woman is falling over giving her a big ass head and all the bitch can say is "Wow, how disappointing was that question."? CUNT! JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Trick please.
I really dislike her! She seems like a snotty, stuck up .......... And I think that she really falls short of being someone that her fans can look up too.....She had said earlier in her career that she enjoys her fans (mostly teenagers and tweens) and I saw a pic of her with her young fans and she was wearing a necklace that said "f*ck you" on it......great role model! And now she has those tattoos on her hands that say "thug life"? Please......definitely not someone I would want my child to emulate........
Wow, this sounds exactly like that scene from "Notting Hill". Give the reporter a do-over and let her ask if that "daft prick" will be coming over. Then RiRi will reconsider her answer, say "indubitably", and everyone at the press conference will hug and kiss each other and dance at their wedding.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:06pm
"I like her final answer, but the original reply to the reporter was graceless."
agreed. but i have no problem with a graceless response to a rude question. even tho she is a public figure and it's now routine to ask them about their personal lives when they make business-related appearances, the bottom line is that it is still a rude question to ask a stranger who they're fucking
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:25pm.
the look of the older guy in this thumbnail... papi is in luuurve!
http://dlisted.com/node/45514/images/120328UL1_RIHANNA_B-GR_04.jpg
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CC, that is priceless.
Suzanne Sommers (sp?) called and wants her Chrissy from 3s Company wig back...
http://www.google.com/imgres?start=107&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=1K...
aarrggh!
i'm trying so hard not to wish she trips on those sky high heels and stabs herself with them..
she has a banging body though...grrr
why doesnt she just fade to rehab like the other celeb teens who went psycho
why is she still popular!?!
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:22pm.
Wake me when she starts dating Urkel.
she should be so lucky...he's not that bad looking and he seems like a nice guy.
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So would their couple name be Rurkel?
Urkri? sounds like an angry Norse god.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:22pm.
Wake me when she starts dating Urkel.
she should be so lucky...he's not that bad looking and he seems like a nice guy.
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So would their couple name be Rurkel?
the look of the older guy in this thumbnail... papi is in luuurve!
http://dlisted.com/node/45514/images/120328UL1_RIHANNA_B-GR_04.jpg
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:22pm.
Wake me when she starts dating Urkel.
she should be so lucky...he's not that bad looking and he seems like a nice guy.
definitely better looking than her douchydaddy Breezy :-P
Isn't that wig from the Lindsey Lohan Signature Skank Collection 2011?
Wake me when she starts dating Urkel.
Not particularly a fan of hers but that was a very good answer.
I liked her response. She would be keen not to make this movie all about her... And particularly her private life. And the reporter was so nice and sneaky about getting that in there.... I thought she actually would have much bitchier normally.
The more pertinent question would have been.
"Do you know how retarded you look with Blonde hair?"
The more pertinent question would have been.
"Do you know how retarded you look with Blonde hair?"
I may be an old fart but know nothing about this woman other than she was in the news for getting beat up.
Does she have a gun tattoo'd on the side of her ribs?
KLASSY.
She reminds me of the alien lady from "Mars Attacks" with that wig that looks like there's a crumpled-up pillow between it and her actual head.
I like her final answer, but the original reply to the reporter was graceless.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 4:54pm.
You make a joke about a question like that then move on. To pretend you're 'above" it is so fucking pretentious when you work in a totally manufactured environment, your entire career was built on sex and dry humping in every video, most of your press comes from tabloids and the movie you're in is a fucking summer popcorn flick not an intense method acted foreign film.
Seriously, I could NOT care less about this trick.
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Amen damnit, here, here and yes forever.
I think that Brooklyn Decker character is completely overated. And yeah, RiRi's a bitch.
Eh, I'm gonna give her this one. She is not required to comment on her personal life.
I do, however, find it unusually modest given she was out and about with her chi chi's in full view a couple of days ago.
RiRi updated her look from street-side hooker to night-time call girl. Hey, any improvement is welcome.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 4:54pm.
Is there something wrong with her accent or does she really sound like a Jamaican drug dealer?
she's Bajan, Lucy...from Barbados. :D
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 4:54pm.
You make a joke about a question like that then move on. To pretend you're 'above" it is so fucking pretentious when you work in a totally manufactured environment, your entire career was built on sex and dry humping in every video, most of your press comes from tabloids and the movie you're in is a fucking summer popcorn flick not an intense method acted foreign film.
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Yes.
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
I've been meaning to comment on her hair situation for awhile but I've been lazy; is it just me, or does she give you Anna Lynn McCord vibes in like, half of the pictures of her? I mean, I don't think I'd base my look on a bad actress on a shit show on a shit network but whateves. Not here to judge.
Is there something wrong with her accent or does she really sound like a Jamaican drug dealer?
You make a joke about a question like that then move on. To pretend you're 'above" it is so fucking pretentious when you work in a totally manufactured environment, your entire career was built on sex and dry humping in every video, most of your press comes from tabloids and the movie you're in is a fucking summer popcorn flick not an intense method acted foreign film.
Seriously, I could NOT care less about this trick.
PULLLLLEEEEEZE!!!
The question should have been, "Why did you steal Lindsay Lohan's ran over wig?"
She looks like an idiot...
That's a lot of pretension for the Umbrella girl.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 4:50pm.
I wish no one would ask her anything. Every time she opens her mouth she sounds like a fucking idiot.
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Megan Fox Syndrome eh?
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Being sexy and pretty is hardly the only kind of power. It may be the most visible option presented, but it's a copout and temporary. ~Hekki the Wuzzle
I think that may be an even worse hairdo than the bright red Ronald McDonald nonsense of yore. Bitch please...you sound like an ingrate. She should have a canned answer to these questions so she doesn't sound like an entitled bitch when they're asked.
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that wasn't that bitchy a response, considering it's her.
'sides, we all know her true love and future babydaddy is Chris Breezy.
the weave is washing her out and accentuating her ten head, since those bangs are about 11 inches long and still only reach her eyebrows.
Riri makes jack feel like a dirty boy...
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
I wish no one would ask her anything. Every time she opens her mouth she sounds like a fucking idiot.
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