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March 28, 2012 / Posted by:

This bitch slapping goose! – One of the most important rules of life is that you don’t mess with a memaw, because they ain’t the one today, tomorrow or in the next life. The other important rule of life is that you don’t mess with a goose, because they are demon bitches from hell covered in feathers. Geese don’t only use their wings to fly north for the winter to terrorize a fresh new group of victims. They also use their wings as giant, flying slapping hands. If you come across a goose, don’t look it in the eye and don’t step to it, because it will feather slap you so hard that your mama will feel it.

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