Open Post: Hosted By James Franco As A KFed Look-Alike
No, this is not a picture of James Franco in Socks with Sandals: The Kevin Federline Story. This is James Franco as a trashy Feder-wannabe drug dealer on the set of Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers with Justin Bieber's diaper changer, an unidentified ginger, some girl from Pretty Little Liars, Vanessa Hudgens and Rachel Korine. When this mess eventually goes straight to motel pay-per-view, none of us need to see it since we've seen every inch of this movie thanks to the ten million paparazzi pictures from the set. If Instagram existed in 1989 and a 17-year-old party slut from Florida had one, this movie would be based on that Instagram.
And yes, it goes without typing, but I'd hit JFed until he poked out my PopoZao. (I don't know what that means either.)
Source: Selena Gomez's Instagram via Vulture
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Harmony Korine is NAAAST and is besties with PedoTerry Richardson. He smells like dirty hair and rancid body odor and I am pretty sure he married Rachel because she's going to have that Pia Zadora perpetually pre-pubescent look.
i wanna bang james franco's brother, he is one hot thing...yeah wanna get me some of that!
@Hekki
My condolences to you and your family. It's good to read that you guys are 'One for All - All for One' in these trying times.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM6fINI-QOM
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
MK, you made me look twice lollol... I bet you'd hit the Fed *cough* hard - I'll take Franco and his Bro in the next room, yeah? hahahaha ;p
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Hey slores and shit. *passes p.noir
So I see that diet games movie and, while it was pretty good, it was underwhelming in terms of that "WOW" factor I'd maybe give other films that had me wracked and in full contemplation mode post-viewing. Just saying.
Running in and now off to bed cause I know this next final dude will be coming out the shower and like "sooooo..., who you're blogging now or whatever" all passive aggressively and shit. Fml, I hate that dumb shit. GROW. THE.FUCK.l UP.
Doomed to be a nerdhermit here and junk. Hugs and vino to you all. Gnite/gmorning and all that golden stuff.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Is this movie still filming? Damn it. I have to work down there for four days starting Thurs. They paid some extras to run around topless a few days ago. Jesus. That's what I need to see more of, Spring Break whores trying to be in a movie. "look at MEEEE, I wanna be in a movie!!!!" *flails while running topless from security*
I hate working on Spring Break here. Hate it.
Oi! There is a spammer shillin their Looois Voooton on some old ass threads! BEWARE! lol
WTF, this site is generally, usually free of those damn crap vendors.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:19pm.
lmao!
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#KONY2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Please watch, learn and share. 2012 is the year.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:07pm.
I GREATLY RESPECT THE TITANS OF CAPS LOCK: CHARLIE MANSON AND JIM
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Those letters look fat.
I GREATLY RESPECT THE TITANS OF CAPS LOCK: CHARLIE MANSON AND JIM
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LOL @ Sucky's "jazzfish this contest."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:51pm.
Are you channelling Kanye West and/or our own Charlie Manson?
What's with the CapsLock postings?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:36pm.
I'm out... Lil G called, she's sick and wants her daddy :D gonna go pick her up and take her to my house.
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Aw, you are such a good daddy. :)
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:25pm.
Dog: Yes. He took a turn for the worse and we took him off life support on Sunday night. He went quickly and peacefully with both of us holding his hands.
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My condolences on your loss. Glad to hear you and your sister made nice.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:57pm.
Sucky - have you been gone?? I was out last week. Were you on vacation? SO MANY QUESTIONS OMG
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I said, I SAID sucky was off blowing his dad!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
BEEN AWAY, BEING A DYNAMITE HETERO STRAIGHT MAN TUNA EXPLODER KEEPS ME BUSY, YUP. LIKE FUCKING LOTS OF WAY HOT CHIX (ALL 10/10. I FELT BAD FOR THE 9s SO I LET THEM BLOW ME FOR A FEW SECONDS) TAKING ENORMOUS BITE'S OUT OF COW'S ASSES AND WRESTLING RAMS IN THE SWISS ALPS. YOU KNOW JUST YOUR EVERYDAY COOL SHIT, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? OH TRYING TO WIN THE JAZZFISH THIS! CONTEST? OH THAT'S PRETTY COOL I GUESS. GOTTA GO CUT DOWN SOME TREES NOW. SMELL YA L8R.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This is going to be just as bad as his recent Natalie Wood commerical for jeans. I'm starting to hate on Jimmy.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:55pm.
Sucky's words are poetry!
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So are his asshairz.
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TMI.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:55pm.
Sucky's words are poetry!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So are his asshairz.
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Sucky's words are poetry!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:36pm.
I'm out... Lil G called, she's sick and wants her daddy :D gonna go pick her up and take her to my house.
You guys have a good night!!
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Glad Lil G has enough sense to call someone who will truly take of her.
You're a good dad, Jack.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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'Night jack.
I like good dads...
*bats eyelashes*
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:32pm.
Agirl, please report to the Lindsay/King thread and answer my questions about Jack.
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What? Where?
*stumbles drunkenly into the wall*
I'm on mah way!
@Hekki
I am so sorry. I am sending good thoughts in your direction.
I'm out... Lil G called, she's sick and wants her daddy :D gonna go pick her up and take her to my house.
You guys have a good night!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Hekki glad youre okay. Death and family shit is the worst. When my grandpa passed my Mom went nuts when the kids from his first family showed up at the funeral. It took three uncles to hold her back. One of his last wishes was for them to stay away for my grandmas sake. They got freaked out at my Mom opening a big ole can of whoop ass and left.
Agirl, please report to the Lindsay/King thread and answer my questions about Jack.
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LOL, Hekki... it would not be a normal day without a woman busting my balls!! THANK YOU!
agirl - you know where to meet me, hooker!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Oh Jesus, Hekki, I'm soooo sorry. We had to do the same to my dad in 1995. I don't have words to comfort you because everyone need something different. Be as well as you can and remember how much he loved you.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:24pm.
don't make me spank you.
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Awww, C'MON!!! It's been days!
*whispers*: I got new kneepads...
jack, I know. Just busting your balls.
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:25pm.
@ Jack
Nothing unhealthy about liking this:
http://snarkerati.com/galleries/index.php/Markie-Post
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MOTHERFUCKER YES OMG!!!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Dog: Yes. He took a turn for the worse and we took him off life support on Sunday night. He went quickly and peacefully with both of us holding his hands.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:24pm.
don't make me spank you.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
@ Jack
Nothing unhealthy about liking this:
http://snarkerati.com/galleries/index.php/Markie-Post
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:21pm.
LOL at your two
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:59pm.
Maybe Jack and Sucky stole away to one of Rosie's Big Gay Cruises. You know, away from the h8trs and loving spending a few days enjoying each other's.......franks and beans.
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Hmmmmm....
*side eyes Jack asking Sucky where he's been*
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:22pm.
*sticks tongue out*
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*grabs your tongue while wispering in your ear*
I didn't mean it that way... :P
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:11pm.
LOL at franks and beans...
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Twigs and berries.
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Fruits and nuts.
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Spaghetti and O's.
*snicker*
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*giggles*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "Bless your heart... glad you guys made nice..."
Hey, jack. I happen to know what "bless your heart" means! Even though I'm a Yankee, I know it's not nice. *sticks tongue out*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:11pm.
LOL at franks and beans...
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Twigs and berries.
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Fruits and nuts.
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Spaghetti and O's.
*snicker*
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:15pm.
Bless your heart... glad you guys made nice...
LOL at poaching one of his beers... I always knew when my wife had a bad day if she popped open one of my beers. If I saw her get a beer I went in to super nice husband mode.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
anno - lmao at the dude in the back FRANKS N BEANS!! I couldn't take my eyes off Markie Post... holy god I've had an unhealthy crush on her since Night Court... NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:11pm.
LOL at franks and beans...
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Twigs and berries.
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Fruits and nuts.
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Hekki, I never saw what happened. Did your father pass?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:11pm.
LOL at franks and beans...
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Twigs and berries.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Hey, horz. Thank you for all your help yesterday. It made such a difference, the advice of strangers on the internet.
I offered an olive branch to my sister and we made nice. My stress level is down and I think hers, is too. We had another glitch with my mother that was potentially explosive and now that's okay, too. Jesus, it's like a roller coaster.
I never drink, but I think tonight I'mma poach one of Mr. Hekki's beers.
I don't get how this trashy movie is getting so much press. It's the young women in bikinis, isn't it?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
@ Jack-n-the-hat
For you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NdNyi7v0-M