Khloe Kardashian, Who?

Because iguanas only eat vegetables and the fear humans give off when they lick on the dried apricot-face of their creepy fake husband in public for attention, Courtney Stodden is a strict famewhoretarian and so naturally she's teamed up with PETA for a PSA. PETA lost a waxed sloth bear, but they gained a lizard goddess!

As she brings new meaning to the definition of "youthful sophistication" with her rhinestone choker and animal-tested frosted pink lipstick from Big Lots, Courtney pushes vegetarianism and says that she'll never eat a hamburger. (Bitch, stop, you know you'd bite into a cow's tit if Carl's Jr. paid you to do so.) PETA will literally take any trick off the stroll and throw her into one of their ads, so I get why they went with Courtney. But it wasn't smart of them to show Courtney talking about animal cruelty while a tortured Bizarre is sitting there, wishing that a ticket to PETA's headquarters would magically fall at his paws.

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Submitted by PuddyTat on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:55pm.

Keep in mind this twat wears leather, feathers, and FUR. She's been vegetarian for ten minutes because she and her handlers figure it's 'in'. There's pics of her with some fur jacket she likely got at Goodwill on senior citizen's day, so her 'husband' got it cut-rate. And least of all, dyeing that poor dog pink, and I can guarantee you neither he, nor "Tuna", the teacup Yorkie, are SHELTER RESCUE DOGS. They were both paid quite a hefty price for. Hypocrisy all around.

Submitted by justincase on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:30pm.

I hit STOP at .06 seconds and it was still too much. Good to see peta scraping the bottom of the barrel - couldn't happen to a lower, scummier not-for-profit.

Submitted by Cake666 on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:06am.

Yeah Peta loooves shelters, to kill animals in and then throw their corpses in a dumpster..OH WELL HUMANE ENOUGH. Also, Stodden..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:51pm.

This girl is under 18,(allegedly) married to a guy who could be her creepy grandpa and PETA thinks this a platform to discuss ethics?! Looooosers.
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Submitted by kathleenvh on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:33pm.

ahh the always classy, peta

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Submitted by WineandRamen on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:02pm.

Whaaaaa??????? Was Courtney Stodden in a state actually resembling coherence and lucidity in that ad?

Submitted by Gobbler on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 7:17pm.

Submitted by Tem on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:04pm.

I like her about 100x more than any of the Kardashians. ANd I don't really like her. Then again you guys hate everything except yourselves.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:01pm.

I suddenly feel the need to buy a fur coat, eat a non-organic non-free range burger, and wash it down with some GMO-enhanced milk.

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:39pm.

Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:59pm.

For once, something worth listening to comes out of Courtney's mouth. She can clearly be quite articulate when she wants to be and I, for one, hear her message loud and clear. What goes on in these slaughter houses is horrific and, knowing that, I make the choice to be as close to veganism as I can get.

Fuck these exploitative corporations. I also try to eat as sugar free as possible so fuck you Pepsi and Coca Cola with your toxic waste masquerading as 'soft' drinks. Low fat, low sodium, vegetarian/vegan .... it's quite delicious and nothing had to die before it got on my plate.

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I've gone vegan, organic and non-GMO for health reasons. I'll probably resume free-range meat and organic dairy at some point. The large food companies aren't nurturing our bodies, they're destroying them.

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:36pm.

I only like Courtney Stodden when she's really high. She's too sober here. If I'm going to sit through anything with Courtney, I want to see her twitching and making faces.

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:19pm.

GAH. She's so vapid; I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

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Submitted by pollyhatesthekettle on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:04pm.

Are we seriously supposed to believe that english is this dope's first language??

"If I'm gonna wellllcommme another ya know companion innnoooo our hoooome I would suggest to go to a shelter"

And this is clearly with the aid of cue cards!!! Jesus wept!

This will either be the reason we get invaded by other planets (too fuckin' stupid to be allowed live)
OR (and it's a biggie)
This will frighten the shite of every other being "out there" and we'll be left to self destruct in peace :)

And now I'm hungry for a hamburger!!

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:54pm.

Well they're about equal on the fame whoring ability.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:45pm.

Will someone "saturate me with love"? hahahahaha

Submitted by MundoLoco on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:43pm.

Submitted by AGame on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:04pm.
that bitch just said "i saturate him with so much love"

BWAHAHAHAHA

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That fuckin' piece of trash did. She's such a piece of fucking trash...don't feel bad for her AT ALL. Can't believe you just did that to us MK. Make her GO AWAY

Submitted by AGame on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:34pm.

that bitch just said "i saturate him with so much love"

BWAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:29pm.

Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:17pm.

Seeing how those animals die for food makes me want to hurl.

Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:14pm.

i'd do her until the cows came home

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:04pm.

MK YOU OWE US SOME CHARLIZE OR SHIRTLESS FIREMEN OR SOME NON SYRUP OF IPECAC SHIT PLEASE!!! *throws gd tantrum*

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:00pm.

"seven shitty shades of wrong" LMMFAO!!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:00pm.

Submitted by ethang on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:55pm.

Straight guys aren't too hard to please. Thin, blonde and big tits is more than enough.
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*ears perk up*

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Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:00pm.

you are so wrong....who let the dogs out!? who?who?who?

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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:57pm.

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:06pm.

The rape part aside, is it wrong of me to admire that guy? I wouldn't dream of going near a dog like that.

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Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:12pm.

♪...and they called it, puppy looovvvvve ♫

Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:42pm.

OH, provy, this seven shitty shades of wrong.
FMR, people are sick.

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:36pm.

Anybody hear about the 19 year old raping pitbulls in Atlanta? :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=We6lv8I9A2U

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:35pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:59pm.

"I'm just saying this none whore face is quite pretty IMO."

I'll grant you that one, but please bare in mind that this pic was taken ten surgeries and one personality disorder ago.

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Submitted by Tem on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:34pm.

I like her about 100x more than any of the Kardashians. ANd I don't really like her. Then again you guys hate everything except yourselves.

Submitted by DianaDeath on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:33pm.

Ugh, this bitch again?

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:29pm.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:48pm.
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Now Mickey please don't stab me in the heart by putting my Goopy and the Lizard Queen in the same sentance, that's just plain crazy talk. lol!!

I'm just saying this none whore face is quite pretty IMO.

http://www.moviespad.com/photos/courtney-stodden-picture-07615.jpg

Submitted by ethang on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:48pm.
Having said pretty much anything there is to say about her though, I reckon most straight guys would bang her in a second. Very few would say no. Whether they would admit it or not is another story completely.
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Oh, surely they would. Straight guys aren't too hard to please. Thin, blonde and big tits is more than enough.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:30pm.

Lol..that is why I capitalized wants. And I agree, Pam was sper hot back in the day!

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:20pm.

U're gonna like that:

http://www.justjared.com/2012/03/27/ryan-gosling-bloody-bruised-for-only...

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:20pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:15pm.
Lord knows there are a few I would hit and keep it to myself!
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LOL, ya we did a who';s "odd/sort of ugly" would you hit it here one day and there where all sorts of funny ones.

Submitted by bigorexia on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:18pm.

Having said pretty much anything there is to say about her though, I reckon most straight guys would bang her in a second. Very few would say no. Whether they would admit it or not is another story completely.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:18pm.

Lololol. Sorry Whamo, you brought this on yourself. You are forgiven for Goopy, but Courtney freakin' Stodden?!!!

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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:17pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:30pm.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:06pm.

Well she WANTS to be the next Pam Anderson,
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There will NEVER be another Pam Anderson... EVER!!

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Agreed. Even this chick couldn't get as low-rent and skeevy as Pam.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:13pm.

I'm torn between making a "human vibrator" joke and respecting the boundary that she's under 18. *side eyes this whole site today*

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:09pm.

Did she go to rehab? She doesnt seem so off.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:09pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:15pm.

I'm just giving you a hard time ;) Lord knows there are a few I would hit and keep it to myself!

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:08pm.

I wonder how it is in her world?...........women want to be her and all men want to bang her. Priceless.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 2:29pm.
*prays for Whamo to regain his standards*
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LOl!

This is what she looks like not all whored out.

That's not pretty!?

http://www.moviespad.com/photos/courtney-stodden-picture-07615.jpg

Submitted by ethang on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:04pm.

Who is this bitch trying to fool? I'm sure you can find bologna sandwiches, corndogs and beef patties in her fuckin' fridge.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:01pm.

I was really hoping this was The Soup version of Courtney, but it isn't. :-(

Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 1:00pm.

Thank God she is a spokesperson for PETER. Now we won't have to see her ass on a Louis Vuitton, Prada, Christian Louboutin, or Gucci ad for shoes or purses.