Khloe Kardashian, Who?

March 27, 2012 / Posted by:

Because iguanas only eat vegetables and the fear humans give off when they lick on the dried apricot-face of their creepy fake husband in public for attention, Courtney Stodden is a strict famewhoretarian and so naturally she’s teamed up with PETA for a PSA. PETA lost a waxed sloth bear, but they gained a lizard goddess!

As she brings new meaning to the definition of “youthful sophistication” with her rhinestone choker and animal-tested frosted pink lipstick from Big Lots, Courtney pushes vegetarianism and says that she’ll never eat a hamburger. (Bitch, stop, you know you’d bite into a cow’s tit if Carl’s Jr. paid you to do so.) PETA will literally take any trick off the stroll and throw her into one of their ads, so I get why they went with Courtney. But it wasn’t smart of them to show Courtney talking about animal cruelty while a tortured Bizarre is sitting there, wishing that a ticket to PETA’s headquarters would magically fall at his paws.

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