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March 27, 2012 / Posted by:

Anthony Davis’ Immaculate Unibrow!

Anthony Davis of the Kentucky Wildcats is supposed to be the greatest college basketball player in the country (whatever that means!) and obviously he owes everything to the free of flaws hair wings above his eyes. That shit is so majestic it’s like Icarus’ daddy built it. Anthony’s single brow of perfection has taken a life of its own. It has its own t-shirt, Anthony’s mom has worn a unibrow mask to one of his games, Kim Kardashian’s publicist has tried to set up a photo-op date with it (Don’t do it, monobrow!), psychics say it’s the reincarnation of Frida Kahlo’s unibrow, Raven’s chewed up brows have asked it for a brow donation and Bert’s team is currently working on a smear campaign (example allegations: it once had a single brow hair abortion via tweezing and it once tested positive for using performance-enhancing growth shampoo) to take it down.

I’ve never seen Anthony in action, but if I watched him in slow motion, I’m sure I’d watch his unibrow spread like the Phoenix and fly him directly to the hoop. Yes, I’m a slave to perfectly plucked chola brows, but I’d never take a pair of tweezers to Anthony’s singular sensation. Anthony’s unibrow is so powerful that it would probably break my tweezer tips and whip my wrist back. It will remain untouched! Anthony’s unibrow is totally my #1 unibrow draft pick! (Sorry, Bert).

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