The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 27th!

When your dick grows arms and a tail, you know it's time to take the catheter out. - Orangina

Runners-up:

Animals everywhere are supporting the anti-PETA "I'd rather be naked than have Courtney Stodden represent me" campaign. - Sweetas

View of Snookie's unborn child being nourished by her amniotic fluid. - Lenalena

It is nice to see Keith Richards using straws in a more positive way these days. - RealiTEE

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by fauve on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 2:48pm.

Awesome captions today, sluts!

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 2:43pm.

Brilliant captions whoorzz!! LMAO @ Realitee!! I love Keith Richard jokes and this was classic!

Sweetasssss! as always clevah, clevah!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 1:43pm.

These are ABSO-fluken-LUTELY HILARIOUS!! Big congrats winners!! ;D

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Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 1:14pm.

Thanks for making me the winner, MK! And congrats to the other funny makers!

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 1:09pm.

Cong-RATS errybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*does jello-shot off SweeeeeeeeeetASS'a nekkid nalgas*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:04am.

SWEETARSE! xxx Congrats winners!

NoAnjloverbunnyxxxxxxxxx

Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:53am.

A big congrats to Orangina, Lenalena and RealiTEE!! LMAO!!

A big titty squeeze to my best budz SWEETNESS!! Congrats oh funny one!!! xoxoxo
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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:24am.

Woohoo and congrats Orangina, Lenalena and RealiTEE!! Well played sluts, well played.

Thanks guys :) let's all get nekkid and drunk to celebrate!

xoNoAmyAxo

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:25am.

Congrats to all the funny winners! XOXOXOXOX my SWEETASSSSSSSS!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:20am.

Congrats to all the winners!

Sweetas !!!

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 9:17am.

Great job winners! Orangina! and sweeeeeeetas, Lenalena, and real!

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:59am.

Why to go guys,lol! I knew Orangina was in there for sure!

LMAO SweetAss!! :)

Submitted by guest on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:43am.

LOL Orangina! Congrats winners!!! Sweeeeetas....olollol.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:35am.

Funny stuff!! But how did my "fell asleep at the wheel" comment not place...that's like my finest work! :)

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 8:29am.

OMG, hysterical you guys, congrats to all!
my hot slut sweetas!!!!!

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I have never loved life so much.

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 7:42am.

Congrats winners, especially sweetas! These were all hilarious!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

Submitted by JenniFDB on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 7:26am.

Snooki's first sonogram.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:51pm.

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@ Bacon Slut - LMAO re: who do I have to blow for a plate of wings and beer.

Too funny!! LMAO big time.

Carry on.

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Submitted by Stan Derp on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:45pm.

This is why there was no booze or drugs found in Whitneys hotel room.

Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:03pm.

It wasn't until Ali asked for a sippy straw that the bartender questioned her age and offered her the senior citizen discount.

Submitted by bikefitter on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:57pm.

Who invited Sheen's liver?

Submitted by Beckie on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:35pm.

An out take from Kim Kardashian's porno with Ray J, where her bald chocha and his golden showers meet again.

Submitted by Beckie on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:30pm.

Britney had a relapse Y'all......... another 'shave your head, mad umbrella' night...ended with her drinking her own pee. Call her dad, and hide the chilrens!

Submitted by Strepsi on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:26pm.

Man, Karen Santorum's abortion is NOT growing up cute.

Submitted by honeychile on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:25pm.

It's a shame Smirnoff dropped Amber Rose from their "Fluffed" and "Whipped" vodka campaign, but luckily she was quickly picked up by Colt 45's "Bald-headed Hood Rat" malt liquor campaign.

Submitted by Strepsi on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:24pm.

Perhaps the saddest resident of Chateau Marmont is the booze-soaked has-been Remy the Rat -- who drunk all the earnings from his one giant hit "Ratatouille", but has not landed another starring role since.

Submitted by beware on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:13pm.

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a bar.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:07pm.

@I Am Legend

NAC: He kinda looks good to me NOW. Who do I have to blow to get a plate of wings and a cold one?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by nycguy123 on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:07pm.

Lindsay Lohan's vagina gets some well deserved R&R

Submitted by I am Legend on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 10:02pm.

Sure, you're repulsed now, but come 1:00am and after a few more beers he's going to start looking pretty damn good.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:56pm.

Alicia Silverstone's armadillo prepares to share some of his sweet nectar with Alicia.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:41pm.

Speedy Gonzalez finally slows down.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:44pm.

Dp.. :¢/

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:37pm.

"I'm not kidding guys, Ray J PROMISED me that this was the quickest way to win Kim's love."

www.poopreport.com :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Submitted by traviswseale on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:34pm.

After breaking up with Jessica Simpson, Billy Corgan coped the only way he knew how.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:23pm.

Karaoke night in nursing homes 40 years from now. It's not even funny how hard bitches are going to make us work for beer.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:22pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:28pm.

Cisco's beanbags broke up and Lefty has taken to the booze.

Hahahaha! Yes, you've seen testicles before! :)
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LMSFAO! Yes, ElB! They taste of chicken.

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by swatymyers on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:21pm.

Plastics make it possible.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:10pm.

The years have not been kind to andy dick.

Submitted by circestars on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:04pm.

Drinking bud light through a straw at her local pub, naked, wigless, without her face on -- YIKES. Donatella Versace has officially lost her marbles.

Submitted by traviswseale on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:00pm.

Someone needs to slap Richard Gere's b-hole with a lawsuit for false advertising.

Submitted by HSOTmillenium on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:52pm.

I don't know why it's such a shock. Everyone knows Madonna starts asking for drugs when she drinks...

Submitted by BeBoBop on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:44pm.

A glimpse into the future: Snooki's baby starts early.

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:43pm.

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you will be implanted as CHAZ's nut sack........

Submitted by WhyAye_Man on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:33pm.

Tara Reid falls off the wagon

Submitted by Preferred Username on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:31pm.

Mighty Mouse didnt take losing the Disneyworld gig very well.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:31pm.

I blame Oprah. And Gayle. Gayle has always had beady eyes.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:29pm.

Even at 179 years old, Lindsay ArmadilLohan, still can't lay off the sauce.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:28pm.

Mickey should have kept working...retirement really isnt for everyone.

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:24pm.

Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:51pm.
Tradgically, later that night Nibbles fell asleep at the wheel.

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lmao...shoulda said "ON" the wheel!!

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