Afternoon Crumbs

March 27, 2012 / Posted by:

A Bernadette Peters side-eye is just what I needed today and it should win all the Tonys – Lainey Gossip

So who’s going to come out and say that Amber Heard is like 2012′s Sharon Stone – Hollywood Tuna

Meanwhile, Peter Cook also weeped after his laptop crashed while downloading porn for 8 straight hours – Celebitchy

So does this mean that MDNA doesn’t come with a “Molly” tab, because that was the only reason to buy that shit – Towleroad

Does Megan Fox realize how hard it is to scrub black paint out of white wax? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

This is obviously a huge misunderstanding. Gerard Butler was drunkenly hitting on a dirty mop in a yellow bucket full of stank water and someone mistook it for Lindsay Lohan. It happens all the time. – The Superficial

John Ritter’s (enter your finding here after you study the Ritter family tree) gets down to her chonies for MeInMyPlace – Popoholic

The What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This Hall Of Fame – The Berry

Add Chloe Sevigny to the above link – Moe Jackson

Wheelchair Jimmy does the whole “snort a line while distracting with a middle finger” trick -ICYDK

The hobo hipster convention is in town – Popsugar

Matt Bomer as “Cooper Anderson.” No Comment. - OMG Blog

NeNe Leakes lands a pilot while a foreclosure notice lands on Sheree’s empty plot of dirt – Crunk + Disorderly

Candice Swanepoel in UK GQ – Hollywood Rag

And you thought pretending to have explosive diarrhea was a hardcore way of avoiding a job. You ain’t got this on this one-footed crazy – The Daily What


Things that make me hate life: Finding out that a puppy is more flexible than me – Cityrag



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