Afternoon Crumbs

A Bernadette Peters side-eye is just what I needed today and it should win all the Tonys - Lainey Gossip

So who's going to come out and say that Amber Heard is like 2012's Sharon Stone - Hollywood Tuna

Meanwhile, Peter Cook also weeped after his laptop crashed while downloading porn for 8 straight hours - Celebitchy

So does this mean that MDNA doesn't come with a "Molly" tab, because that was the only reason to buy that shit - Towleroad

Does Megan Fox realize how hard it is to scrub black paint out of white wax? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

This is obviously a huge misunderstanding. Gerard Butler was drunkenly hitting on a dirty mop in a yellow bucket full of stank water and someone mistook it for Lindsay Lohan. It happens all the time. - The Superficial

John Ritter's (enter your finding here after you study the Ritter family tree) gets down to her chonies for MeInMyPlace - Popoholic

The What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This Hall Of Fame - The Berry

Add Chloe Sevigny to the above link - Moe Jackson

Wheelchair Jimmy does the whole "snort a line while distracting with a middle finger" trick -ICYDK

The hobo hipster convention is in town - Popsugar

Matt Bomer as "Cooper Anderson." No Comment. - OMG Blog

NeNe Leakes lands a pilot while a foreclosure notice lands on Sheree's empty plot of dirt - Crunk + Disorderly

Candice Swanepoel in UK GQ - Hollywood Rag

And you thought pretending to have explosive diarrhea was a hardcore way of avoiding a job. You ain't got this on this one-footed crazy - The Daily What

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Hollywood Rag

Things that make me hate life: Finding out that a puppy is more flexible than me - Cityrag

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Afternoon Crumbs

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:31am.

I know this is an old thread but I just had to do the research. Bernadette, aside from having super-human genes, never had children. This makes me look forward to my decision to remain childless and look fabulous.

Why ruin your figure with babies, when you can have puppies!!!???
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Submitted by karen on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 7:21am.

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

bernadette.......awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by snowball on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 6:06am.

Damn, Lainey is batshit crazy but this Douna or whoever who wrote up that Smash piece makes her look like a completely rational, boring old librarian.

What a rambling, incoherent disaster and yes, I read it and want a medal.

Co-sign on Bernadette being freaking amazing. Her body has barely changed in 30 years, it's insane.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 5:26am.

Wow!! That Bernadette is a hottie!

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Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 4:43am.

Juniperjump - that's the character he played on Degrassi. That's where most of us non cool/hip hop music fans know him from.

Submitted by Juniperjump on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 3:16am.

I have missed why Drake is called Wheelchair Jimmmy. Someone share?

Submitted by I heart Natalie on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 3:50am.

He was an actor before becoming a rapper. His character on Degrassi was in a wheel chair. It was all hardcore or something.

Additional information may be available through Google searches.

Submitted by JeanGenie on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 1:56am.

Hum, I'm a natural redhead and I'm italian, wish I'll be so lucky. I stay out of the sun, anyway. I always did, because I saw what happened to the skin of my mother's sister and brother (redheads, too), who never paid attention, and their skin is covered in freckles and spots. I'm trying to keep my freckles-less skin as long as I can.

Gerard Butler has successfully accomplished the task of turning completely unattractive. Poor choice.

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Submitted by TimC on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:03pm.

I agree Bernadette looks amazing, but she doesn't look quite like she used to, and she doesn't look natural either. Compared to other recent pics, her face looks incredibly tight and smooth (but that might just be the makeup and lighting). Even so, she could pass for 50 y.o. in the face, and 40 in the body. Maybe it's that newfangled makeup, but I think she looks kind of ghastly here. Throw a few sparkles on her and call it a Cullen.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:43pm.

Bernadette looks AMAZING! That's Broadway folks for ya, so talented and gorgeous! Definitely doing something right!! WOW!

Oh dave, thanks for the info! Had heard a lot about the album... mostly not great, but I liked that dance song MK wrote up! ;p

LMFAO at Madonna's long ass reply to deadmau5!! *eye roll* Too funny!

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Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:22pm.

Can't believe Bernadette is 64 in that pic, that is really amazing.

I should know better than to read Lainey, all of her articles just irritate me!

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Submitted by chinlee3 on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:12pm.

Damn, Bernadette Peters is still Red Hot!!!

Submitted by lovelylaney on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:31pm.

@Lucifer_Sam - I agree, she's always been beautiful, but she's been slightly nipped and tucked, but very subtly I must say. She also stays out of the sun from what I have read and eats healthy, so she can give a side-eye to any bitch she chooses!

Saw her and Regis in 1986 getting into a limo after a performance of Song & Dance in NYC (we had just come out of Arsenic & Old Lace with Ron Perlman and William Hickey who, spit so much while he talked during his performance, that we in the front row were grossed out and were dodging the spittle!). She was very lovely then, but Reege was a total asshole when we asked him for an autograph, while she was standing talking to people and signing autographs.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:01pm.

Bernadette Peters is an ageless flawless queen.

Submitted by NDNchief on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 8:01pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:13pm.

Am I the only one who doesn't see why Sevigny is famous?
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She made her debut in "KIDS" written/directed by Harmony Korine. There was also her "performance in "The Brown Bunny." Google it.

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 7:44pm.

God bless Bernadette Peters! She looks gorgeous! AND she gives a mean side-eye.
I think that she has stayed active in musical theater for years, which probably helps keep her young.

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Submitted by taliaann on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 7:35pm.

Damn, Bernadette!! Looking fab, lady!!

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 7:34pm.

WTH kind of GD Outfit picture #3 has some exquisite eyebrows!

Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:52pm.

I finally downloaded the new Madonna and it's as boring as everyone says. I don't blame her for suggesting people take drugs before they listen to it.

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Submitted by soulks on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:12pm.

&&&& How cute/great was Meryl Streep daughter on Smash last night?! So cute!

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:02pm.

' The hobo hipster convention is in town '

Hahaha!! You know, that's how "lower middle class" people in small town Canada dressed in 1991. I know, cause I was one of 'em. Does that mean we're hobos?! ; )

Submitted by saveoncologne on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:57pm.

The three secrets of great skin are moisturize, stay out of the sun, and be Italian.

She's (big shocker) Sicilian and not a true redhead.

Submitted by Stan Derp on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:55pm.

Aside from the fact that they want The Leg is it really necessary to make a movie about Kate Middleton? Can we at least wait until she's dead?

Submitted by soulks on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:55pm.

LIKESmash, and especially Angelica Houston & Debra Messing!

same for Chloe and Megan,fun funny ladies.

Submitted by NonnyMouse on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:33pm.

What does she do? She stays out of the sun, she probably doesn't smoke these days, she has good genes, and she's a redhead.

And I agree: she's slammin'.

Submitted by NonnyMouse on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:30pm.

I'm a redhead and I was just carded. I turn 48 on Thursday.

Stay out of the sun and red doesn't crack.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:55pm.

Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:17pm.

Well I am not a redhead and I won't say I don't crack but I keep myself OUT of the sun. Baseball hat, t-shirt, sunglasses and if possible I'll take my fruity drinks under a canopy. The day I stop getting ID'd for drinks ( I am not that young) will be a SAD day!

I have a hard time liking Bernadette because my best friend DESPISES her...hahaha. I don't even remember why.

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Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:47pm.

I always bring up redheads bc I am one, but I have to say, red (if treated kindly) does NOT crack.
There's no inbetween, you're either in the Julianne Moore/Bernadette Peters category...
or

Lindsay Lohan/Carrot Top.

I myself will slap on the spf 100 and stay in the cabana with the pool boy so I can be in the former category. Y'all have a nice time getting your tan on.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:45pm.

The most impressive thing about Bernadette (in terms of agelessness) isn't her face; it's her neck and décolletage.

Submitted by aradia07 on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:44pm.

I remember Bernadette back in the day and her skin was always so pale and lovely as if she NEVER sunbathed. That is probably part of it!

Submitted by MundoLoco on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:44pm.

those cat shorts are totally AMAHZING!!! I want a pair...or 10.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:34pm.

She's 64?! Fuck. She looks AMAZING. I'm damn near speechless.
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Submitted by Gobbler on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:24pm.

Dayum, I thought that was an old picture of Bernadette, bitch be lookin fiiine!

Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:18pm.

Bernadette looks great! Isn't she like 60? If she's had any work done it's damned good work.

EDITED: She's 64! I hope I look half as good at 64.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:10pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:38pm.

please for the love of Christ, someone shut Jolie up!

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:09pm.

She still has a girlish figure, too. Thin with a little waist and not all beef-jerky-looking in the arms and chest. She looks soft but not mushy.

I can't stop looking at her. Unbelievable. It's inspirational.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:08pm.

please for the love of Christ, someone shut Jolie up!
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:05pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:30pm.
What do you guys think Bernadette is doing? Seriously. Sunscreen, nutrition, probably yoga or something. Raw foods? Good plastic surgery? Deal with Satan? Hormone replacement therapy?

1. good genes
2. a tie: sun protection / good surgery
3. good nutrition/hydration

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:05pm.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:30pm.

@ doggie, that top little guy is super dupper cute lol:)

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:04pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:30pm.
What do you guys think Bernadette is doing?
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I have no idea but I have never seen a women age less than her. I though she was hot when The Jerk came out and that was 33 years ago and she looks the SAME, I know people say that but she actually does look the SAME, it's crazy!?

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:03pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:30pm.

She dated Steve Martin back in the day. Not sure if that adds or subtracts.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:01pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 5:30pm.

@ doggie, that top little guy is super dupper cute lol:)

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All puppehs are cuuuuuute! I want another one but my husband would divorce me.

Say.....

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:00pm.

@ doggie, that top little guy is super dupper cute lol:)

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:00pm.

What do you guys think Bernadette is doing? Seriously. Sunscreen, nutrition, probably yoga or something. Raw foods? Good plastic surgery? Deal with Satan? Hormone replacement therapy?

I am filled with admiration for that woman.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:55pm.

PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by joanne on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:55pm.

Bernadette Peters looks great.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:54pm.

Holy guacamole! BP looks fab. I look older than she does.

*cries again*

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:51pm.

I would tap Bernadette is a second, the woman is 64 and LOOK AT HER!!! Most woman this age maybe from a distance look ok but sweet geezuz up close she looks amazing, her skin looks like she in her 30's no problem. Look how smooth her chest is, her arms look nice her boobs look normal. Yup I definitely would!

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:50pm.

OMG.Angelina.Jolie.Shut.The.Fuck.Up.

It's not that she's actually so much older than Kate, it's that she LOOKS so much older than Kate.

Go back to the crypt, you pretentious asshole.

**ugh, that shouldn't have felt as good as it did

Also, Bernadette Peters is still the hotness.

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